#hexadeathanimal

Sixshot always ends up discovering that he has a kid somewhere and having to pay child support but he has never laid down with anyone. Weird shit just happens to him.

quickswitch? Prowl recreated a phase sixer with his ‘dna’

Nightbird? He found a random robot drifting in space

arcee? Ultra magnus and he had a divorce so he doesn’t get to see her but still has to pay since she definitely got the rage issues from him. They found her randomly one day in the threefold spark war. sixknight and hexadeathanimal? He doesn’t know either tbh.