heartbreaking: your favorite kid icarus character is introduced and then immediately dies from a suspiciously winged meat grinder
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heartbreaking: your favorite kid icarus character is introduced and then immediately dies from a suspiciously winged meat grinder

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Hey anyone want an idea of scale of the bosses? I like that there's a height chart on the wiki, but of course it doesn't include any of the larger bosses. Pit is the tiny white spec in the middle of everyone. (Was to lazy to fix everyone's textures don't worry about it)
Better picture of the smaller lot.
This little ~5ft angel takes down all of these people. Crazy.
Rough height estimates for the characters that don't already have them:
Guardian of Nature: ~8ft (2.5m) Great Sacred Treasure: ~28ft (8.5m) Pyrrhon [No Aurum brain]: ~32ft (9.8m) Twinbellows: [Height] ~34ft (10.3m) / [Length] ~45ft (13m) Phoenix: [Height] ~38ft (11.6m) / [Length] ~120ft (36.6m) Giant Reaper: ~66ft (20m) Medusa: ~80ft (24.3m) Kracken [Head]: ~120ft (36.6m) Hades: ~190ft (57.9m) Hewdraw [Height] ~30ft (9m) / [Length] ~320ft (97.5m)
Since Sakurai worked on Kid Icarus: Uprising, you can see a lot of familiarity with Super Smash Bros. Case in point:
The boss battle against Hewdraw is very similar to the boss battle against Rayquaza.
uploading every kid icarus sprite on their own cus im TIRED of that sprite sheet
Hewdraw
for some reason the individual heads are also put in separate sprites?? why? i dunno im just working with what im given
Pit | Palutena | Viridi | Dark Pit | Pyrrhon + Magnus | Hades | Phosphora + Medusa | Pandora | Other
Since Nintendo is shutting down more online stuff I've spent a fair amount of my free time playing some 3DS stuff and Mario Maker for the Wii U. A big one for 3DS is Kid Icarus: Uprising to try and get the semi-achievements for playing the 'together mode' since I never did that very much. Annoyingly I passed 30 Light vs Dark rounds a while ago and am pretty sure I haven't cleared the 'Win 5 Light vs Dark Matches' yet. Out of practice and getting older, I'm honestly just glad when I can get some hits in on the other team and not be simply executed by a player way out of my league.
I have gotten one fun anecdote out of it so far - guy going by michael (all lowercase in the player name) was sniping the team I was on with a club that was taking everyone out in one hit. I managed to get close to him, immobilize him with a black hole power and took out his character. He took that personally and was gunning for me and killing me the same way even when he definitely could have done the sniping thing. Eventually I managed to kill him with the black hole trick again near the end of a match and decided there wouldn't be a more annoying time to dip so I didn't join the next match.

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Today's fuckable dragon of the day is...
HEWDRAW from KID ICARUS: UPRISING
Hewdraw! (and pandora too ig)
um uh i forgot to put this here for about a month bc i did this for icaruscember? yes
Thanatos: What country has the most birds?
Thanatos: Portugeese!
Thanatos: Wait.
Pandora: That's a language.
Hades: Portugull.
Medusa: Nice recovery.
Hewdraw: Don't you mean nice redovery?
Dark Lord Gaol: Turkey, how did we forget Turkey.