#hesavior

bake a cake from scratch   /   ride a horse   /   drive a submarine   /   speak a second language   /  dance   / catch a fish  /   play an instrument   /   throw a punch  /   build a deck  /  ice skate   /   unclog a drain  /   program a computer   /   change a flat tire   /   fire a gun  /  sew   /  juggle   /   play poker  /   paint  /   fly a kite   /  sculpt  /   write poetry   /   change a diaper   /   sing   /   shoot a bow and arrow   /  ride a bike  /   swim /   sail a boat   /   do a backflip   /  play chess   /   give cpr   /   pitch a tent  /  FLIRT   /   stitch a wound   /   read palms    /   use chopsticks   /  write in cursive/calligraphy   /   use an electric drill   /  braid hair   /  make a campfire  /   make a mixed drink  /  do sudoku puzzles   /   wrap a gift  /   give a good massage   /   jump start a car /  roll their tongue  /   do magic tricks   /  do yoga  /  tie a tie  /  skip a rock  /   shuffle a deck of cards   /   read morse code   /  pick a lock  /   fly a plane   /  train a dog/cat  /   fix a car   /  apologize   /   write a business letter   / write in a second language  /   say the alphabet backwards  /   read music   /   cook complex meals  /  change oil   / paint nails  /  draw   /  socialize  /   march   /   take apart a gun  /   drive a rig  /  operate a tank   /  climb a tree  /  rock climb /   tie a cherry stem   /   basic first aid   /  draw blood  /   put out a fire

TAGGED BY.   @destructivour​  — thanks boo  ♡  I had a lot of fun with this ( and also need to see them ice skating & playing poker )

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Crisis- although largely an uncontrollable source of discord, occasionally provided the rare opportunity for massive personal gain at low cost. 

Joseph had always considered himself a businessman before anything else- Christian included, but it was his faith that gave him his pull. Relying on the ever-comforting thought of rebirth was the same as admitting defeat, and many of these wandering faceless strangers had been defeated long ago. Provide the hope, and you control the people. 

Actionless poetic promises had worked in the beginning, trembling survivors banking their insurance on the idea of the holy unknown. However, belief soon turned into bravery, which quickly plummeted to stupidity, and Joseph soon found himself as alone as he began. 

Starving and sorely lacking in weaponry, swinging an acolyte’s candle stick at whatever may wander near, the man was fortunate (or, perhaps, unfortunate) enough to stumble upon civilization. 

Swallowing his pride, an incessant mockery of moral orthodoxy still in hand, Joseph began a new form of servitude to a man who played G O D.