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Everyone's favorite witch has had a hard go of it this year. Hermione's solution? Relax and spend time with her girls from here to Halloween.
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" Believing in wonders " for your fic title ask game :)
This one is definitely Hermione and Luna:
Hermione is pressured by Harry and Ginny to take on Luna as a magical creatures consultant for the ministry (even though she thinks Lunaâs ideas are nonsense.
Luna shows up for the first day, barefoot, and before even saying hello, sheâs already talking Hermioneâs ears off about the Rotfang Conspiracy
After a few minutes of this, at which point Hermione is wondering why oh why she invited Luna into the ministry, Luna pauses and says, âItâs strange that youâve asked me here, seeing as how you donât like me very muchâ
Hermioneâs jaw drops, but she recovers and replies âI donât dislike you, I just...donât quite agree with many of your convictions.â
Luna smiles faintly. âOh, thatâs alright. I donât mind disagreement. I find itâs often a necessary component of change.â
And really, Hermione canât disagree with that.
They start working together, with some reluctance on Hermioneâs end, but Hermione quickly realizes that Luna has a very unique perspective, coming up with things Hermione never would have thought of in a million years
She finds herself asking Luna questions instead of wishing she would shut up
She finds herself wanting to talk to Luna when she learns something new
She finds herself falling down rabbit holes of research about wrackspurts and nargles and and dirigible plums
She finds herself trailing her fingers through Lunaâs hair when she falls asleep on Hermioneâs couch after a late night of discussion
She finds herself wanting to kiss Luna, and when she tells her, Luna counters all the reasons why she shouldnât
She finds herself kissing Luna, and in that moment, Hermione thinks she might believe in wrackspurts too
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the full fanfiction that i wrote for @diverse-hp-zineâ! it was dope as hell to be able to go back into my young brain and remember how much i loved harry potter growing up, and very cathartic.
hermione/luna with a side of ron/harry. includes some commentary on racism & ableism, but nothing too deep or harmful. weirdly, one of my only fics that does not include profanity.
AO3 | commissions.
Hermione and her parents have a talk. More accurately, Hermione and her mother have a talk while her father sort of stands to the side, contemplating his own feelings on the matter.
âHoney,â says her mother, having lowered to Hermioneâs height. âYou know she didnât mean anything by it.â
âThat doesnât matter,â replies Hermione, dark eyes just moments away from rolling. âI donât want her shoving her hands in my hair.â
âI mean, I donât want her shoving her hands in your hair, but these are the things we have to deal with sometimes.â Her motherâs brown eyes bore into her, exasperated. âI understand that these things bother you, but you have to understand that these sorts of things are bound to happen here and there.â
âSo Iâm just supposed to let people do things like that?â Hermione shakes her head. Her tangle of dark curls moves with her. âThatâs⊠thatâs ridiculous! And never mind the fact that I didnât even do anythingââ she stops, meeting eyes with her father over her motherâs shoulder. He is looking at her pleadingly.
âHermione Jean Granger,â a sterner tone takes over her motherâs speech. âYou know very well that you mustâve done something for that girl to start crying like thatâand honey, we donât do things like that!â
Hermione doesnât say anything, but her accusatory why not? must be communicated by her expression, because her mother sighs and places a hand on her shoulder.
âI donât want to yell at you about this, because you didnât do anything wrong, but you have to understand that things just arenât that simple. When you lash out like that all it does is⊠well, youâre a smart girl. You have to understand, it makes people question how we raised you, or even justâyou know, how we are as, you know⊠people.â
She shuts her eyes and exhales on people, and Hermione internally makes the connection. She supposes now might be the time to give her mother a break. She did, after all, react quite harshlyâeven if she didnât intend to zap that girl. How would she even do that, anyway? It was probably just static electricity or karmaânot that Hermione believes in such a thing, but the thought is quite cathartic.
And anyway, her mother is very tired of their talk. It would be more advisable for Hermione to drop the subject and allow her parents to return to their usual daily activities, rather than standing in their kitchen, lecturing Hermione about how and how not to respond to pale-skinned girls unnecessarily groping her hair. Yes, it would be best to just be agreeable right now, rather than stir the pot unnecessarily.
Of course, Hermione has never been particularly agreeable, so instead she says, âWhy do I have to be an example for every black person?â and the conversation rounds right back in on itself, like a snake eating its own tail.
Luna is fine. Just fine. Her father begs to differ.
They are sitting on the couch, reading the paper. The Daily Prophet specifically, mostly for the expressed purpose of allowing her father to roll his eyes and scoff at every overreaction or gossip column. This is the base ingredient to a quite enjoyable morning for the two of them. Or, it would be, if not for the fact that her father is clearly distracted by something.
Of course, thatâs not exactly abnormal, either. Claiming that it was abnormal for Xenophilius Lovegood to be distracted would be absolutely unthinkable, but this is a different kind of distraction, not curious or excited, but rather⊠concerned? He worriedly glances at her every few minutes, and he clears his throat when they close the paper.
âLuna,â he says, and she can tell that this is a Serious Talk based on that alone. Usually, he adds a little note of affection after her name, like my dearest or my pride and joy or, sometimes, my little Crumple-Horned Snorkack. âDo you remember when we went to the Abbottâs home? How their house was so dreadfully beige, and, dare I say it, plain?â
âOh, terribly plain,â says Luna, âbut why bring it up now? I thought you were only eating dinner there to be polite. Will we be returning, soon?â
âOh, no, no, no, no, no,â says Xenophilius, quick to stamp the idea into the ground. âI justâwell, I wanted to ask about something that occurred while we were there. I found it quite curious and excessively⊠gut-wrenching.â
âGut-wrenching?â
âExtremely gut-wrenching, my little moon frog,â he says.
ââI like that nickname! Can we use it more?â Luna interrupts, suddenly swept away with the new name. It certainly rolls off the tongue more than Crumple-Horned Snorkack, which makes sense! That name is only for special occasions, really, whereas moon frog is much shorter, and much more convenient.
âOh, absolutely,â grins Xenophilius, almost distracted from his Serious Talk for a moment. Alas, the distraction only lasts a moment before he clears his throat and shakes his head. âOn a more immediate note, Luna, I noticed that the children there wereâhow do I say it?âvery⊠condescending, to you.â
Lunaâs eyebrows furrow. âHow so?â she asks.
âWell, you mustâve seen how they acted when youâokay, do you remember how I had taught you the word ludicrous the night before the dinner? And how you repeated it under your breath for a few days afterwards?â
âOh, I do! I liked the way it soundedâwas I not supposed to?â
Her fatherâs eyes widen as soon as the words tumble out of her mouth. âOh, you were absolutely supposed to! More words should be like it, truly, butââ he stops, âthis isnât about your behavior, dear. You already know that I do similar things for stimulus, I justâdid you not notice the children at that house imitating the way you said it?â
Luna tries to think of that night, and she does rememberâbut it doesnât quite bother her as much as it seems to be bothering her father. âThey were just making fun, right?â
âYes, butâŠâ Xenophilius trails off, âthey were making fun of something they didnât understand. Itâsâyou know that weâre a bit different from most of the âaverageâ people, Lunaâand they were making fun of the behavior that made you different and that wasâŠâ he sighs, âIâm sorry, I know it must seem like Iâm faffing on about nothing, but it truly is⊠frustrating, for me to think that any child would make fun of you for something like that.â
Luna blinks. She thinks back to that nightâhow the boys in that house mocked her mumbling ludicrous and how they cut in every time she started talking about nargles or moon frogs or snorkacks.
âDaddy,â she says, âdid I do something wrong? Is that why they made fun of me?â
âOh, dear, no, how could you thinkââ Xenophilius stops himself, and he carefully hovers a hand over Lunaâs shoulder. âWould you mind if I pulled you in for a hug, moon frog?â
âThatâs fine,â says Luna. She is usually okay with it, but sometimes touch is just a bit too much. Usually when too many other things are going on. Here, in their quiet living room, on their couch where they should be reading the paper, a hug seems just fine.
And what a hug it is. Her father is comforting and warm. He pats her back quietly. âIâm upset at those boys, surely, but I would never say you did anything wrong. Why, the parents in that house should have done a much better job raising their children. In the future, they should at least train them to recognize a lovely, fascinating young lady when they see one.â
Lovely and fascinating are words that only her father would say about her, mumbles some small voice in the back of Lunaâs head. She shakes it off, enjoying the comfort of her fatherâs closeness for a moment. âEven if I say ludicrous too much?â
âNo one could ever say ludicrous too much! The very concept isâwellâludicrous!â Xenophilius laughs, and he squeezes her one last time before releasing her from the hug. âYouâre a very bright young lady, Luna. Your father just happens to get in a twist when others fail to realize this.â
Luna loves her father, she thinksâloves that he understands her in this way that other people donât, loves that heâs odd in exactly the same way she is, but part of her knows that he is the only person who thinks of her like this.
Still, she thinks, one person on Team Luna is better than none.
Hermione didnât think sheâd ever end up explaining the concept of racism to someone, but here she is, explaining the concept of racism to her newest companion in her newest school.
Well, thankfully, she isnât the only one explaining the concept of racism to Ron. Harry sits beside her in the common room, supplying a few details here and there about what is and isnât racist. He does seem much less exasperated than Hermione is, having this conversation. His expression is some bizarre cross between astonishment and complete and utter joy.
âHermione,â he says, turning away from Ron to face her, âare you sure we should tell him? I mean, Iâm going to draw a portrait for you, and I want you to think about it for a moment, picture it in your mindâworld with no racism.â
âNot possible.â
âWith magic, anythingâs possible!â
âSo itâs like,â Ron has been sort of sitting silently for the last few moments, processing the concept of racism, âwhen purebloods get all death-eatery? Thatâs racism? But for, likeâŠâ he trails off.
âFor black people?â says Hermione.
âAnd brown people!â adds Harry, âand Asian people, East and South,â he points to himself at that last one.
âYouâre Asian?â
âRon, just where do you think India is?â Harry has the biggest smile on his face. âIâm not upset or anything, genuinely. I am just⊠very entertained.â
âOh, ha-ha. Ron doesnât know anything about the worldââ starts Ron.
ââRon doesnât know anything about the Muggle World, or history in general, specifically,â finishes Hermione.
âThey donât teach us this stuff, Granger! Itâs not like wizards are running around being racist or whatever.â
âAre you absolutely sure about that, Ron? Is that a hill you are willing to die on?â Harry is having too much fun. He is desperately holding back laughter, and itâs making Hermione want to laugh, which isnât fair, because normally sheâd have way more irritating feelings about a white boy never hearing about racism even in its basic form.
But, she supposes, now isnât exactly the time to be disagreeable. Ron doesnât mean anything by it, and though sheâs positively willing to make fun of him about absolutely anythingâthis seems to be getting to him. Heâs getting much more red in the face than sheâs ever known another human being to get.
She does prod at him for a bit longer, but she lets it go eventually. Mostly because Ron crosses his arms and mutters, âItâs like you think Iâm stupid,â and he says it in a very pitiful tone.
(And in the back of her mind, Hermione wonders just how many people have been calling this kid stupid that he cites it in arguments.)
Harry puts his arm around Ron. âI promise you Iâve met white kids at school who knew even less about racism, and they were much less open to criticism about it.â
âYou sure?â
âOh, absolutelyâif you think you were being a little insensitive, then I have such a story to tell you about my cousin Dudley.â
Ron looks to Hermione. And she thinks back to that day, with the other girl and the hair-touching. How she argued with her mother for as long as she could, despite every thought to the contrary. She did that because, well, no one else was going to. Not even her parents would side with her, and so it was up to Hermione to defend her own position. This, thoughâthis isnât an argument about what Hermione did. This is an argument about what Ron knows, and thereâs something much less⊠honorable(?) about belittling Ron for what he doesnât know.
âI guess that kind of thing is out of our control. You donât get to pick what people do and donât tell you,â she shrugs.
However, Hermione thinks, if she were in charge of the Hogwarts curriculum, she would certainly look into a world history course, or something.
The children in Lunaâs year call her Loony Lovegood.
She doesnât mind. She hardly pays enough attention to notice that itâs happening in the first place. And she mostly absorbs the statements, lets them settle with little to no fanfare.
Ginny insists that this is bad practice.
âTheyâre making fun of you, Luna. Doesnât that bother you at all?â
They are on the train to Hogwarts, rapidly approaching the beginning of third year. Luna sits by the window, alternating between reading a very fascinating report on the theory of mythical creatures being tied in with non-magical sciences and listening to Ginny talk about whatever it is that happens to be on her mind. Last year, there were quite a few mentions about the Potter boy from the upper grade. This year, the topic seems to be fixated on the fact that other students are apparently making fun of Luna.
âItâs not fair to you. Youâre just as together as everyone elseâand smarter, too!âbecause youâre Ravenclaw and all.â
âI donât think Iâm smarter than anyone else.â Luna doesnât look up from her book.
âWell, you are!â Ginny says, âAnd I think other people should recognize that before they go and call you Loony.â
âYou call me Loony.â
âWellâthatâs justâthatâs because weâre friends! And I would stop if you wanted me to.â
âOh, I donât want you to,â says Luna. âItâs nice when you say it.â
âOkay, good, but,â Ginny seems frustrated, âwhy donât you get upset when other people do it?â
âMaybe they also mean it in a friendly way.â
âYou and I both know thatâs not it, Loony,â says Ginny, and Luna really does like the way Ginny says it. Sheâs always so familiar. Luna is always thoroughly enchanted whenever Ginny does this, and she wonders if it shows. She certainly hopes it does.
âMaybe their intentions are less than friendly,â concedes Luna, âbut I donât pay it any mind, and you shouldnât, either.â
Ginny doesnât seem to be aboard the same train, (figuratively speaking. In a literal sense, they are most certainly on the same train) but Luna puts her at ease.
âIâm fine,â she says, âIâm happy that I have a friend like you, but I donât need other people to deal with these things for me.â Team Luna has doubled in members in the last few years, it seems. âHow is that boy you were talking about, earlier?â
âOh, Luna, you have no idea how frustrating this is. Boys are soâso stupid. Heâs hardly interested in talking to anyone but my brother!â Ginnyâs concern quickly dissipates into exasperation, which Luna appreciates. Itâs always entertaining to hear about this sort of thing. It wasnât too long ago that Luna felt the same way towards Ginny.
Of course, those times are long past her. Luna has quickly realized that someone being nice to her doesnât exactly translate to them being The One To End All Ones, but the fondness remains.
âOh,â she says to Ginny, upon realizing this thought, âI forgot to tell you. Iâm a lesbian.â
âOhâLunaâreally? You didnâtâI have so many questions! When did you figure it out? Is there a girl you like right now? I know a perfect girl to introduce you to, since youâre so smart and everythingââ
The ride to Hogwarts is rife with questions. Luna hardly minds.
Later on, (much later on, during fourth year) Hermione and Harry talk about it.
âItâs a good thing, right?â says Harry, looking over his sprawling notes from Transfiguration. They are studying in the common room. âI mean, Iâve never been one to miss racism. I think itâs kind of nice, being separate from that whole thing.â
âBut weâre not separate from it, is the thing,â says Hermione. âRacism still exists, wizards just donât know about it, which is bad! Theyâre ignoring a history that they could very well end up repeating or unconsciously absorbing.â
âWell, we donât know about that,â Harry shrugs. âI donât know about you, but I havenât been called any racial slurs so far, no matter how badly it looks like Malfoy wants to call me one.â
âWell I have! I mean, it was a wizard racial slur, but still.â
Harry nods. âPoor Hermione, a minority in both the magical and the muggle world.â
âOh, shut up.â
âIâm just saying! Here, Iâm the majority. Oh, how the grass is greener on the other side.â
Hermione rolls her eyes. âI just wish you took this more seriously. I know that Ron is your mate and allââ
âMy best mate. Totally different. Weâre taking each other to the Yule Ball, as good friends do.â
âRight,â says Hermione. âAll good friends take their friends to romantic balls.â
âIndeed. Totally normal, average, and expected,â says Harry. âI am certainly not experiencing any conflict or questioning regarding the decision.â
âIâm sure you arenât,â says Hermione, and suddenly it seems like the conversation has shifted. Carefully, she thinks of how she might word herself. âIf you did have any questions, however, you know that I would be happy to answer any of them.â
âOh, yes,â nods Harry, âand, similarly, if you had any questions regardingâwell, I donât know, anything at all, no particular subject in mind, I could take a stab at it.â
âRight,â says Hermione.
Thereâs some silence that passes between them. Hermione writes down a few key terms for potions class in her notes.
âIâm bisexual,â she says.
âNice.â
âNow tell me your thing."
Harry stops scribbling for a moment, and Hermione hears the lilt in his voice when he says, âWhat thing?â
âWell, I donât know, that youâre into Ron or something?â
âInto Ron, why, Hermioneââ Harry rushes through his sentence, scratching the back of his neck awkwardly. âThatâs certainly an exaggeration, I meanâRon? If I were intoâinto men, which Iâm not obligated to tell you if I am or not, but if I were, certainly Iâd pick someone of a higher standard than Ron.â He tries laughing. Hermione raises an eyebrow.
âSo you donât have any feelings for Ron?â
Harry opens his mouth, then closes it, then sighs. He brings his hands to his face. âNo, I absolutely do. Itâs a nightmare, Hermione.â
âThere, there.â She pats Harryâs back comfortingly. âWeâve all had that phase, havenât we?â
âHave we?â Harry gasps. âHermione, are we competing over the same Ron?â
âOh, absolutely not. I got over that nearly as soon as it started. Iâm just trying to make you feel better.â
Harry nods. âThatâs a shame. You certainly would have won, considering his bizarre need for your approval and all.â
âIn another world, perhaps,â she says.
Thereâs a comfortable silence that passes over them.
âOkay, but Ron? Seriously?â
âHey, donât give him a hard time! HeâsâI canât believe Iâm saying thisâbut heâs so⊠so genuine, Hermione. He cares so much, and heâs so clever in his own way, and he deserves so much more. I can barely imagine my life without him, at this point,â Harry stops. âIs that gay?â
âExtremely. And very melodramatic. Weâre fourteen.â
âI mean it in a friendly way! I canât imagine life without you, either, if that helps.â
âIt is very flattering,â Hermione says, âWhen you both get married or whatever, do I get to be best man?â
âPlease shut up,â groans Harry. âWhat about you? Any girls catching the eye of Miss Hermione Granger, hm?â
Hermione shakes her head. âNot particularly.â
âAw, thatâs no fun. These confessions are coming off as particularly incomplete, you know? You have the sexuality part, but no embarrassing crush. I have the embarrassing crush, but no concrete sexuality. Being a minority is so hard.â
âIâm sorry, I thought you were having fun being the majority in the wizarding world, and allââ
They go back and forth for a little while, leading into the late night with banter and such. Hermione really does love him so much. Him and Ron. She looks over to Harry in the early hours of the morning, head slumped over the desk. Thereâs no one sheâd feel more comfortable coming out to, and she supposes sheâs lucky in that regard.
And it is very funny to watch Harry and Ron pretend to be as neutral as possible when they dance at the Yule Ball. She has to stop herself from laughing.
Luna and Hermione are not friends.
They meet in fifth year, and they argue about this and that, but mostly about the fact that there is no such thing as a nargle, and if that isnât the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, and well, if you werenât so close-minded, you might learn not to take everything in your textbook at face value. Itâs a very entertaining thing to watch, and a very frustrating thing to be apart of. Mostly if youâre Hermione. Luna seems to have this almost impressive immunity to frustration, especially when it comes to their arguments.
âI just feel like youâre being a bit silly about the whole thing,â she says, reaching for another library book. Hermione sits at a table between the shelves, annotating one of her textbooks with questions that she will most certainly find the answers to later.
She rolls her eyes. âIâm being silly? Really?â
âReally,â says Luna, âI feel like if youâd just think about it for a moment, all the pieces would go into place! I mean, can you really deny the theory of moon frogs?â
âI absolutely can. Anybody with basic knowledge of the world can do that.â
âSure, anybody.â Luna snorts.
âWhy are you snorting? Stop snorting.â
âI justâHermione, you are muggleborn, correct?â
âIs this going to go in a weird, wizard-bigoted direction? Because I have to say, Luna, I didnât picture you a Malfoy-type.â
âOh, no. Itâs just that, well, we go to a school for wizards, in a hidden castle, and you are currently talking to me about what can and canât be argued while you study for a magic examination,â she says.
Hermione is quiet for a moment. âPoint made,â she says, âbut you and I both know that there are rules to magic, and jumping to the moon and bringing frogs down from it doesnât exactly fit into those rules.â
âMaybe,â shrugs Luna, âbut I donât know. I just feel like there is so much that we have yet to learn, and these theories that youâre dismissing are, wellâtheyâre really fascinating, arenât they?â
Hermione raises an eyebrow. âNot particularly,â and then she gives it further thought. âI can see that itâs important to you, though,â she concedes.
âVery,â says Luna, taking a seat at the table. âI do appreciate that about you. Many people are less amicable during these arguments.â
âWell, considering I come to the library to study and argue with you, I figure the least I can do is respect your nonsense beliefs.â
âAnd thank you for that respect, even despite your close-minded dismissal.â Luna smiles. Hermione does not feel anything regarding this smile. She is entirely neutral towards it.
âYes,â says Hermione, closing her book. âIâm going to leave. I think Iâm done studying.â
âA shame. We could have spent so much more time arguing about the merits of wrackspurts! Or aquavirus maggots!â
âOh, next time weâll definitely get into whatever those are.â
âI can lend you a few copies of the Quibbler so you can study the subjects before the arguments! Iâll bring them to you in the Great Hall, tomorrow.â
âWell, thatâs quite the biased source, but sure,â says Hermione. âIâm certain no other trustworthy publisher has covered aquavirus magnets.â
âMaggots,â corrects Luna, âTheyâre actually quite fascinating! Itâll be a good read, I promise.â
Hermioneâs smile isâwell, Luna thinks itâs quite wonderful. It is small, much like her laugh, but her teeth show and her eyes crinkle just a bit.
âIâm sure it will be.â
When Hermione returns to the common room, she is immediately greeted with Harry and Ron.
âHow was your date with Lovegood?â says Ron, louder than necessary. A few heads turn, and some chuckles rise out of other Gryffindors.
âRon, thatâs rude. You canât expect Hermione to answer that question,â says Harry, and Hermione almost breathes a sigh of relief before he says, âNot from you, at least. Hermione, you have to tell usâwas there kissing? Maybe dancing?â
âDid she take you to see any dabberblimps?â Ron chimes in.
âOne,â says Hermione, âwe were not dating.â
âDebatable,â says Harry.
âTwo, we were in the library. Why would we dance in the library?â
âBecause it was a date?â says Ron. âYouâd find a way.â
Hermione crosses her arms. âThirdly, and I loathe to know it, dabberblimps are aquatic. She wouldnât be able to take me to see thoseâand she wouldnât, because we are not dating.â
âWell you certainly are spending a lot of time together, and every time you come back from one of these library debates, you seem very⊠how do I put it?â Harry says.
âEndeared?â suggests Ron.
âEndeared!â agrees Harry, âExpanding your vocabulary, Ron?â
âHermione got me a thesaurus for Christmas. Iâm pretty sure it was an insult, but my dad insisted I read it, since itâs technically a muggle book.â
âOh, thatâs wonderful. I love youâand your family! I love how you interact with that family. Itâs definitely, totally my favorite part about the Weasleys.â
Hermione watches this exchange with exhaustion. They still arenât together. Itâs unbelievable.
âAnyway,â she says, âLuna and I are not dating.â
âAnd you donât want to be dating?â says Harry, genuinely curious.
Hermione lets the idea roll around in her head, not for the first time. She thinks of Luna, and how happy she sounds to talk to them, and how her smile is so light and pretty. âNo,â she says, âI have no interest in that kind of thing at all.â
âI see,â says Ron. âPermission to still make fun of you because of it? Itâs really all the ammunition we have.â
âPermission denied. Iâll hex you next time,â says Hermione.
Itâs ridiculous to think she might have feelings for Luna. The only feeling she has regarding her is annoyance, maybe. And frustration.
And sometimes admiration.
(And sometimes something too embarrassing to name.)
But mostly annoyance.
Luna has feelings for Hermione, but they arenât particularly important. Ginny seems to think they are.
It could be so much more,â says Ginny, enthralled, âI justâLuna! You never tell me about your crushes on anybody, and now you tell me about your feelings for Hermione and youâre just so indifferent.â
Luna says, âIt would be better not to get my hopes up, I think.â
âHow is this âgetting your hopes up?ââ
âWell,â says Luna, âsheâs older, and sheâs in a different house. We donât exactly see each other every day.â
âPlenty of people date between houses, and plenty of people date between years!â
âSure,â nods Luna, âbut I think those people also, you know, both have feelings for each other. I donât think Hermione thinks of me as anything except loony.â
Loony. Loony and obsessive and frivolous.
Of course, thatâs putting words in Hermioneâs mouth. Luna is sure that Hermioneâs opinions of her arenât unfavorableâbut they are certainly not romantic.
Luna thinks Hermione isâwell, itâs obvious, but sheâs so intelligent. Intelligent and determined and beautiful. Oh, sheâs so beautiful. Her eyes and skin and hair are dark and lovely, but even more beautiful is the way she speaks. The way she argues, succinct and impassioned.
âLuna, youâre zoning out. Are you thinking about Hermione? Or is there a wrackspurt in the area?â
âBoth,â says Luna, before shaking her head. âNeither.â
âI see,â says Ginny, âAnd youâre certain that itâs not just embarrassment about your feelings?â
âIâm certain,â Luna nods, âI just doubt they are reciprocated.â
Ginny looks like sheâs about to say something, but Luna stops her, quickly changing the subject.
âWhat ever happened to your feelings for Harry?â
âOh, donât get me started. Iâm over it. Over break, Ron could barely go a sentence without talking about him, and Iâd rather be attacked by dragons than fight over a boy with my brother.â
This is much more comfortable than talking about Lunaâs feelings for Hermione, even if they are ever-present and very, very confusing. Even if, next to Hermione, Luna feels like the most ridiculous girl in the world, asking the most mesmerizing one to like her.
She feels downright loony.
As it turns out, wizards donât know much about neurodivergence, either.
âWait, so youâre telling me that letters moving around is like⊠a thing? That happens to other people?â says Ron, absolutely astonished.
âItâs called dyslexia,â says Hermione. âItâs a learning disability, like ADHD.â
âLike what?â
âWeâll get to that,â she shakes her head. âI justâyou really never suspected that you might have dyslexia?â
âI didnât know what dyslexia was until two minutes ago. I just figured that I was, you know, kind of dim,â he shrugs, âbut this is way better! Is there a way to fix it?â
âWell, itâs sort of just the way your brain works, but there are ways you can counteract it,â Hermione says, turning a page in her book. âI donât know if there are any spells that change the font of our assignments, but Iâd wager there are similar types of thingsâwe can certainly work on it.â
She turns to Ron. He looks so⊠happy, for a moment there.
âHermione, Iâm only going to say this once, because I like Harry way more than you, and I hate that smug look on your face when I admit youâre right about something,â says Ron, âbut youâre a really, really good friend.â
After this exchange, Hermione canât help but think about Luna. She brings it up during their next library argument, wherein Luna gives an ebullient speech about the merits of anecdotal evidence.
âLuna,â she says, âremember how you said that you and your father were both âthe same brand of unusual?ââ
âI do,â says Luna. âYou should meet him someday! He knows everything, I swear. Talking to him is like reading from a book!â
âA very sensationalized book?â
âPerhaps.â
Hermione grins. âSomehow, I donât doubt you,â she says, âbut sensationalized books aside, I wanted to know what you meant by âunusual,â if thatâs okay to ask.â
Luna nods, âThatâs fine,â she says, before humming thoughtfully, âWell, we have the same behaviors, I suppose. We both like the same theories, and he used to teach me these lovely words that I hadnât heard before, like eccentric, and weâd repeat them back and forth for a little while. I really liked the way it felt to say them, sometimes, and I learned that other children found that a bit strange. That and the ranting. And in first year I used to flap my hands quite a lot. I learned not to do that as much.â
Hermione nods, eyebrow furrowing. Carefully, she says, âHave you ever considered the fact that you might be on the autism spectrum?â
Luna raises an eyebrow. âElaborate?â
âThe autism spectrum,â says Hermione, placing her book on the table and turning to the dog eared page. âItâs a bit complicated, since there are so many different associations, butââ she glances over to Luna, âI donât know, I think itâs important that you know you're not unusual. Youâre just different.â
âIs that not the definition of unusual?â
âWell, it is,â Hermione says, âbut you arenât bad different. Just different. In a good way, most of the time.â
Luna smiles. âMost of the time?â she asks.
âWell, often infuriatingly difficult, but stillââ Hermione pauses. Luna is very close. Not extremely close, but close enough to make note of. âYouâre⊠fantastic, to talk to.â
âI could say the same about you.â Lunaâs voice is so soft. So kind.
Thereâs this sort of natural drift, as things fall together, and Hermione thinksâLuna is beautiful. Her hair is like gold. Her eyes are like silver. Her lips are soft.
The kiss is gentle and clumsy. It dawns on Hermione that she is not the only person involved in this kiss with no former experience, which is a relief. The only person sheâs kissed before is, well, Viktor Krum, and that was certainly short lived, andâyou know what? Hermione doesnât want to think about her ex-kind-of-boyfriend while sheâs kissing Luna.
When they pull away, Luna says, âYou know, thatâs bad practice. Now Iâll be distracted during our future debates.â
Hermione grins. âWell, Iâll be equally distracted, so I think it works out.â
âI should hope so. Iâd hate to lose this aspect of our relationship,â says Luna. âThough I suppose the kissing is a good enough replacement. Still, I guess Iâm a bit selfish in this regard. I like to have my cake and eat it, too.â
Hermione nods, and then they kiss again. Itâs a little less clumsy this time, though thereâs something charming in the fact that itâs clumsy at all.
Luna snorts when they pull away. âMaybe Ron and Harry could take a few pointers from us,â she says, âI feel we handled this quite well.â