#hermitadventure

- discussing an undeveloped male love interest in a book -

Student: I’m not standing up for him. I, too, think he’s trash.

Laughing,

Hermit Adventure #27

-fire alarm rings-

Me: I’ll die with this fire, my episode ain’t done yet

Rebeca: I think we have to pay a fine if we don’t leave the room...

-brings Macbook with me down six flights of stairs-

Me: I’m just gonna watch this episode while we wait 

-fire trucks come-

-crowd murmurs- 

-episode continues-

-Rebeca and I walk by a “Women’s March” poster, the date on it is one day outdated-

-Rebeca proceeds to remove a staple on the poster because she wants to steal it-

-I try to help-

-Rebeca pulls away when the elevator door opens, I continue, not noticing-

Rebeca: Pssst Eileen

-I pull away and look only to see someone catching me in the act of attempting to steal a poster-

I got caught committing the crime for something that wasn’t even mine. 

GG,

Hermit Adventure #31

Found this written on a desk in class and honestly, same

Professor: Write about what interests you

Professor: Did you have a nice weekend? 

Students: No

Professor: What could have been better? 

Students: If it was longer

Professor: I’m sorry I’ll try to slow the celestial turnings of the Earth for you next weekend.

Laughing,

Philosophy professor: The world didn’t just turn bad last Tuesday, it was already bad before that. The world has always had horrible things going on it.

-mutters-

Philosophy professor: It just became much worse. 

Laughing,