#henrydangermonth

Dear Ray Manchester,

You began with a lot of potential and won your way into our hearts and minds with your unorthodox and inappropriate hiring methods that had somewhat of a childish gullibility and made us question your authority, but think you deserved a chance.

Then, you took that chance, got progressively worse as an employer, a friend, an adult, and a human being, Sir. That stuff where you KEEP ON fawning over a boy who trusts you’s mother is weird and creepy. Pushing children to do stuff that you just don’t want to, especially when it’s in your job description and you’re the adult - oppressive and abusive. AND IF YOU WOULD HAVE EATEN THAT LAST PIECE OF CAKE FROM HENRY ON HIS BIRTHDAY, I SWEAR TO GOD, BOY...

Listen... Because, I have no faith that you will ever be written well again, and even if they tried to turn you around, you have done things that are so far overboard that honestly, the only thing that might win you redemption is actually dying for a child. So, no, no redemption for you. But, I wish that you had been used to break the cycle of exploitation that was inflicted upon you when your irresponsible science father turned you into a tool. I wish that you had seen this child and thought, “I could teach him to be a hero while also allotting him the room to be a kid right now - and he can turn out to be a great hero, one better than myself.” I wish that when Charlotte and Henry tried to be there for you and have you have a Day of Fum that could have been the start of some healing and beautiful friendship dynamics. 

You ‘round here overworking this sidekick, berating the smartest most functional member of your team, openly physically and mentally abusing the one adult there, who ALSO you could do nothing without, being mean and surly to a boy that doesn’t get much more kindness when he gets home. You just... To call you a hero is the biggest joke OF the show.

So, you better be glad that you’re shallow and DGAF about any other living person, because the one you care about is who you gon’ die with, alone and dusty. Every last one of them kids and that scientist ought to bury you alive and act like they never heard of you. You raggedy bitch. 

HENRY DANGER MONTH | 01/14 | OTP: Henry Hart / Charlotte Page-Bolton (Chenry)

both Charlotte and Henry steal Jasper’s hoodies constantly. Like not even in a hc where they’re dating, they’re just friends and they just take them.

Henry has a dirt bike. Neither jasper or Charlotte approve. when he refused to wear a helmet because he didn’t wanna carry it, Charlotte and Schwoz developed one that shrinks down to fit in his locker so he’d have no excuse.

The three of them never eat lunch in the cafeteria, instead they have their own spot on the grass outside and in winter they sneak out to nacho ball.

Henry Danger Month 1/07: Charlotte Page-Bolton

listen i just got off work n i have not braincells left SO im just gonna say

HENSPER

WEEK ONE, CHARACTERS: 8/1/20, Jasper Dunlop

A/n: Surprise, surprise, I'm late again! Lol I'm sorry, I started this on the actual day but couldn't finish it because I started to feel unwell. However, I couldn't NOT participate in the brilliant @kiddangers Henry Danger Month (bless her for putting something fun together for such a small fandom), so I decided better late than never. I wanted to do something with Jasper because the fact that no one in the show seems to mention or acknowledge how not good his home life is just really confuses me (although I haven't seen many of the recent episodes because they haven't been released where I live yet, so maybe they have and I just don't know). Then again, all the adults seem to be weird so maybe Jasper's parents don't seem so out of the ordinary. Anyway, it's a bit messy but I hope you enjoy what I have here. It's kinda angsty so be warned.

Warning: Verbal abuse, heavy mention of abusive parents, cuss words at the end

*****

He didn't tell Henry why he had to stay the night.

Or rather, he did - he just left out the important details.

Jasper's parents had never been a source of comfort for him; they'd chosen pizza over visiting him in the hospital, for God's sake. The one good thing that could be said about them was that they were lenient - but even that was a double-edged sword. Tolerant to the point of carelessness, during the day Jasper could do as he pleased, but whether or not he came home at the end of it didn't make a difference to them.

As he huddled in his sleeping bag on Henry's floor, Jasper tried to banish the day's events from his mind. He kicked the memory of them out the metaphorical door, but the recollection ravaged at it - scraping its claws, moaning, scrabbling and begging to be let back in.

Jasper was exhausted, but he wouldn't give up that easily. He rammed his shoulder against the door, trying desperately to shove it closed. He dared not think about what might happen to him if he didn't shut the memory out, simply because he already knew.

It would rampage, tear through his mind, demolish every good thought or feeling he'd ever had.

It would break Jasper into more pieces than he was already in.

He pushed and pushed, but he could only try for so long. The recollection was too clear, the emotions laced through it too powerful. The beast of the memory burst through the door, burst through the confines of Jasper's head and into reality. It stared Jasper down, and all he could see in its eyes was his own monstrous torment.

Like a video that had been buffering but had now loaded, the memory began to play, seemingly before Jasper's very eyes (but, really, the beast had been in his mind the whole time. It was just. Too big for his head.)

"Useless, useless I tell you!"

"Effing disgraceful. Good for absolute shit."

"Get out, get OUT! I don't want to see your face anymore."

As Jasper cried, sharp, jagged tears that carved his skin and burned his pillow, he wondered if he'd ever know what love felt like.

He’s to the boy that’s living every kids dream— to not only be a superhero, but to also fight alongside his personal fav. Then he also gets to experience it all with his two best friend, what else could a person ask for? We’ve watched Henry grow into a nice young man and we salute you. Swellview would be nothing without you.

WEEK ONE: CHARACTERS 1/07 | Charlotte Page

Charlotte has been the main reason that I ever even turn this show on, in the first place. As the smartest kid in Swellview, she often saves the day and even when she doesn’t, she slay. Highly upsetting that in no shock to most of us, they decided that the one Black character on the show wasn’t worth their time, effort or decency. Bless the Black girls and women in this fandom that keep Charlotte built up and give her what she deserves, and the few other ones who care as well. It’s only like 4. All shade.

SO, in honor of her today, here is an image collage and some of my Charlotte Page headcanons:

1. She is a panromantic demisexual, open to polyamorous relationships, but not if there is only one cishet male in the dynamic. (For clarification: She’s not interested in being part of some straight dude’s harem). Her type is intelligent, ambitious, strong, but sensitive, pragmatic but fun and charitable. That’s why we never see her with nobody. Her standards are higher than her supply.

2. She’s not very fond of boys and probably only has the two male friends she has because they’ve been on this adventure together since puberty. 

3. Swellview is where she’s from, but not where she’s ending. Schwoz is enough of an example to her to take her genius and make a dash when she has the first opportunity to do so.

4. With her perfect teeth, she’s very interested in dental hygiene and conscious about her friends and partners’ as well. She has a morning breath kit near the bed, or brings one in whenever she sleeps over/has overnight company and won’t even nudge their face before mouths are cleaned. 

5. I always think of her being a person who cares about energy and vibes and witchy things, along with her science. She’s interested in crystals and holistic medicine, even though she’s very much into science, she loves the mystery of why intention and conjure seems to work wonders for so many people. She looks to natural remedies and solutions first.

6. She is high maintenance. It’s hard to tell because she’s surrounded by low maintenance guys and overgrown children, but she is a woman who wants and believes that she deserves the finest things in life. Will likely marry rich, IF she marries at all, whether or not she herself becomes rich… But, she most likely will.

7. She gives herself motivational speeches when she has doubts, writes herself love letters when she feels alone, meditates when her mind becomes restless, sets ambiance when she needs to, be it a goddess bath, a pampering home spa day, herbal tea and a good book - she sets time apart for self care.

8. The relative she’s closest to is her Uncle Roscoe, because he lived with them for a time and was more like her cousin than her uncle. They aren’t even necessarily that close (and she kinda tends to think he’s a mess), but they’re closer than she is to anybody else in the family. 

9. Her parents work a lot and sometimes have to travel for work, They try to keep tabs on her, but not being there makes it easy for her to elude them about her whereabouts when she has to be working hard on Man Cave business. 

10. Her fussy attitude generally comes from a place of concern or feeling underappreciated or obligated to do more than is fair. She’s one of the most loving and caring people ever, but it’s hard to tell because she gets concerned and fusses when her loved ones aren’t seemingly being logical or smart about their decisions.

I have no idea what this is about but it took me out. The effing cayute.