#henryclervals

last song: sober ii (melodrama) by lorde

last film: the devil wears prada 2 - at the cinema, no less. and may i say. it was not a film that merited the big screen treatment. however, as the proverb goes, is it not enough to see anne hathaway, large (and milfy)?

last search engine search: 'encsonsed' because, as you may be able to derive, i was struggling to remember how to spell ensconced

favorite color: pink!

sweet or salty: probably sweet if i am real with myself

tea or coffee: tea

currently watching: hacks and euphoria

currently reading: still on 'half his age' by jennette mccurdy, and also another book that i shall not name publicly as i am hate-reading it for reasons of pettiness. but certain former les mis mutuals will Know

current obsession: i must admit that i am utterly matcha-pilled

currently working on: edits for my third book. did some juicy chopping and changing today. the finish line is drawing into sight

current desktop/phone wallpaper: a cute photo from getting engaged in central park

Ty my almost two year obsession

❤ Favorite Male: Jimmy Jam Fitzjames

❤ Favorite Female: Silna ❤️😍😍

❤ Favorite Pairing: fitzconte babey

❤ Least Favorite Character: scurvy. The ice. Lead. John Ross

❤ who’s most like me: Henry Collins. Big meat, chonky, divers, full of mental illness.

❤ most attractive: also Henry Collins but also Henry Le Vesconte but also Lady Anne Ross but also...

❤ three more characters that I like: Henry Le Vesconte, Thomas Jopson, John Irving

i like how you censored it

David, I was wrong about writing our own story. We are not writing at all, but rather learning to read it in the darkness

🍯- describe your favorite smell

leather, the ocean, old books/paper, NEW books, fresh warm laundry, rain, snow, peonies, lavender, vanilla, the general warm “i’m baking” smell, sunlight, citrus. lemongrass, ginger, turmeric, coriander, cinnamon, curry, cumin, paprika, garlic when it’s cooking, peppermint, pine, beeswax, honey, warm milk, wet dirt. what can i say i love…..nature and spices

💕- are you crushing on someone?

👀👀yes he’s the smartest idiot i know. he’s also a nerd and a sweetheart and i may fuckin,,,,,,ask him out

🎂- if you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

to be simply happy and at peace, to let other people feel the same way, and to travel around a whole bunch

✨- which fictional character (book, show, or movie) do you relate to most?

not in the sense of i feel like I Am Him but i connect, somehow, with andrei bolkonsky. there are other characters that im a lot more like but he comes to mind

⛅- what is your morning routine?

wake up, sit in front of my sun lamp and read if i’m not overly tired, general getting ready kind of things, pick out an outfit that’s either cosy or pretentious depending on the general mood, do makeup if i’m feeling it (or not if im feeling Not Makeup which is just as valid) eat breakfast (and read, sometimes, while eating), go to class if it’s a weekday, do laundry and turn on music and dance around if it’s the weekend. then usually get ready to run errands/study/hang out with friends/wander around town. i like mornings

tagged by @ohboywonder (which is very cool as i love their blog and i admire them greatly)

to the people i tag in this - you’re either a friend or a blog i greatly admire and would like to know better, of course, feel no obligation to complete this and I apologise for any inconvenience/annoyance/upset caused

a - age: 17, 18 in April

b - birthplace: Britain 

c - current time: 22:31

d - drink you last had: tea (milky, 3 sugars)

e - easiest person to talk to: @nam6u6lluci  and @bonsaithehusky

f - favourite song: don’t really have a favourite song -  at the moment I do have an obsession with Queen songs but also the Mamma Mia 2 Soundtrack and my favourites in those are Bohemian Rhapsody and Waterloo

g - grossest memory: my kitten Alfie having violent diarrhoea on me when I was 9? maybe 8?  

h - horror yes or horror no: NO! very strict no

i - in love: yes 

j - jealous of people: try not to be but it is hard because there are so many amazing people in this world, that in comparison to, I just feel so mediocre

l - love at first sight or should i walk by again: definitely friends first, preferably for quite a while - my boyfriend and I were friends for around 4 years before we started dating so yeah a long time

m - middle name:  may (in honour of a great aunt but y’know how normally it’s in honour of a dead relative, well she’s still alive)

n - number of siblings: one (THANK GOD)

o - one wish: for the human race to pull their head out their asses and stop climate change

p - person you last called: @nam6u6lluci (the boyfriend)

q - question you’re always asked: what do you want to be? (my answer: no idea)

r - reading anything right now: whispers underground by ben  aaronovitch

s - song you last sang:.....chasing cars by Snow Patrol

t - time you woke up: 7:14 am

u - underwear colour: grey and blue

v - vacation destination: I’d like to go to Greece or Russia and I’m always down to go back to Cornwall

w - when was the last time you really laughed: today because when I’m with @nam6u6lluci we just laugh at the stupidest things (”like a uterus at high speeds”)

x - x-rays: yes - you have them done when you have braces to make sure your teeth move as expected

y - your favourite food: agree with @ohboywonder anything italian but also anything chocolate

z - zodiac sign: Aries

what’s the most romantic thing someone’s done for you? when I first started dating my nesting partner and we were still long distance I had a really hard time grounding myself/remembering things we did together or talked about. So they got something like... 50? bars of my favourite brazilian chocolate (which is tiny) and then individually taped a piece of paper that had a gay design with our names on it on one side and a handwritten note that related to one of the - let’s say - 50 days we had been together so I could go through them and have a sweet memory of each one of them. Not to mention a lot of chocolate. t’was quite gay. 

what could someone do this valentine’s to make you feel special?I’m partial to valentine’s flowers because I don’t think I’ve ever gotten any? or a valentine succulent/cactus that I can proceed to mother to death. but then I’ll be alone regardless so anything would be good. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Annie you MUST BE STOPPED

1- I’ve organised my shelves just really well

2- basically, good at everything, and thats a fact,

3- real bird wings

4- always spend less than I think I did when I check out at the supermarket