May 7, 2022
It was an eventual evening.Â
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It was an eventual evening.Â
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In book canon, Duncan and Isadora were kidnapped by the troupe for a long time - weeks, maybe a month or more. And for all that time Duncan (if not Isadora) was listening to them and taking notes on them. So I imagine that Duncan and Isadora actually know the henchteam by name. Which - wouldnât they just use those names, then? Itâs not a respect or familiarity thing, itâs just that those are... their names. Just like how the Baudelaires refer to Hugo, Kevin, and Colette by name.
So at one point after canon theyâre talking to each other about, IDK, about how much they fucking hate âJeffâ, and this happens...
Quigley: What did Jeff do thatâs so awful, anyway? Isadora: Is that supposed to be funny? He helped kidnap us and hold us prisoner. Duncan: Heâs the bald man with a long nose in Olafâs troupe. Quigley: What? What bald man? I thought Jeff was one of your classmates at Prufrock.
Also later this happens Duncan: One time Doris offered me a cigarette, and then called me a bitch when I turned her down. The sad thing is, I think she was actually trying to be friendly. Quigley: Is that one of the white-faced women? Duncan: No, Doris was one of our classmates.
And later Quigley: So what were the names of those other folks? The hunchback and the man with the really good mustache and that other lady? Isadora: ...Who? Duncan: You mean EsmĂŠ? Quigley: No! Youâve seen how EsmĂŠ dresses. She is not a woman you would identify as âthat other ladyâ.
A bit late, but these prompt things arenât just limited to the 14th right?
I saw a couple of different kiss-prompt lists going around for Feb and I thought that would be the perfect excuse to draw my henchboyfriend ocs a million times! I took inpso from 2 lists, the @ockissweekâ 's #ockiss22 prompt list, and Violettenouvel's Kiss Art February âmood/placesâ month challenge!Â
 In order I used-
 Hien & her daughter- Greeting & Chaste/Cheek
 B & E - Excitment & Denied/HairÂ
Thatch & Memo- Bold & Anything/Anywhere
 Aaron & Benji- Tender & Shy/ShoulderÂ
 (And under the cut we have-  [REDACTED] - Secret & Farewell/Hand â˘đđ)
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Theyâre watching drag race.
stealing jokes just helps me get the vibes of this comic thing
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Aaron and Benji arenât the only henchguys working for Dr. Apocalypse of course, so letâs meet the rest of the team!
 B & E are a chaotic duo of ex-somethings, but theyâre effiecient so they keep getting teamed up together
-Memo is the newbie still trying to figure out this âbad guyâ thingÂ
 Hien may be a single parent but sheâs not the team momâŚÂ
because Thatch fills that role. Heâs also keeping an eye out for Memo
Aaand a lineup of them all, together theyâll accomplishâŚ! âŚsomething maybe.
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I forgot that The Slippery Slope is so funny. Esme and the henchteam absolutely kill it in this book.
Fernald saying he was almost glad Duncan and Isadora escaped because they wouldnât stop complaining about being kidnapped
âI hear that babies can creep up and steal your breath while youâre sleepingâ Fernald oh my god
the dental floss conversation
having hooks is better than having two equally strong hands which is better than having an extremely white face that you intentionally apply to yourself with makeup every morning
of course itâs not safe to eat raw toast
âThe baby would probably steal all the cigarettes for herselfâ
âDo we look like the sort of people who would burn down houses?â Esme asks WHILE WEARING A GIANT BONFIRE DRESS
Lemonyâs narration gets off some really funny burns at the expense of Olaf, his troupe, and Carmelitaâs hygiene (as far as I recall he doesnât talk any smack about Esme in that regard, which... adds up in my opinion). Itâs great. And thereâs definitely supposed to be a lot of deliberate, disrespectful messiness - like Olaf blowing his nose on Montyâs curtains or all of Olafâs hilarious lines about how he prepared for a special day by actually washing his face.
The sad thing is, though... Iâm pretty sure in like half the books, all the kids are probably almost as gross as Olaf. If the troupe isnât bathing theyâre not gonna let their kidnapped prisoners bathe. And when would the Baudelaires have gotten a chance to bathe after escaping from jail in The Vile Village? Probably not until their first night at the carnival, but even then they couldnât get too clean because the dirt was part of their disguises, and they changed into Olafâs nasty spare clothes rather than actual clean, fresh outfits. Those poor children. During the events of The Slippery Slope, Klaus and Violet should look as nasty and wrung-out as Aragorn climbing out of that river in The Two Towers. (They probably wonât, though, and that is not a criticism of the show. Itâs not a gritty adventure series and I have no complaints about the costuming. thereâs so many amazing #looks oh my god)
What the hell is up with the stuff the troupe has in the trunk of their car during The Slippery Slope? Why are they driving around with fresh produce and unground coffee beans? I imagined them all living off trunk wine and potato chips.