#hemenoids

QUICK: A human is interested in you because they believe you can do some freaky alien sex shit with them but you don't have any real equipment what do you do?

"you'd fill maybe, this many of my daily nutritional requirements"

6 votes is enough ok fine crossing my fingers nobody watches this it was really really rusty lip sync practice yeah its flipaclip itsss so hard to lip sync when u make a gif on ibis i didn't time myself so idk how long this took maybe like an hour or two

*slapping a table* he actually talks through the holes on his neck so the sync doesn't matter but also it does bc it'd look fucked up otherwise

So way back when i used to actually talk about my horrible little ocs here this guy was the shit everyone fucking loves Xypher so much and wants to have sex with him with despite his completely fucking null crotch literally no dick no balls no butthole ass guy i dont even understand it

He was originally made back in like 2016 (i think) as my 666th post on my art Instagram page as the "hottest man alive" my idea of that being a giant (6'0 he is not actually that tall) fuckint alien with sharp carnivore teeth that could eat people but was also vegan and really nice but i wasn't vegan at the time so really he was just a vegansona to sympathize with untill I got off my sorry little pathetic ass and actually went vegan irl because I had some stupid belief issues going on.

BUT anyway he's nominated by everyone the hottest character ive made and his crush Talley is at about 3-4? I believe which is a lot compared to the Zero my other ocs have Cough Drop excluded bc i don't understand anything people say about him most people want to squash him on sight because he's tiny.

He's generally a very nice and caring character and I guess people like that alot. Idk his outfit is literally so bad it's barely changed at all since i made it

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