#helluvaboss mastermind

Just 2 exhausted demons sleeping on the couch 😴

I am the mastermind!

Mastermind version of the drawing I did way back when for Full Moon. 🎀

The wig is here^%^

I'm running out of face paint now

Vassago came out better than I thought😈

Btw I need TikTok pals

1st confusion: so like was the original punishment if it wa skist for the illegal business to " beat then... Just a little... Maybe a lot" or like were they just saying that idk cuz they brought them to court so like... I mean maybe that was the original plan not that much confusion there ig just a lil

Confusion 2:alsonisnthere no punishment fornresisiting arrest? Because they tried to escape and we know attempting a crime is illegal and yet stana didn't punish him for this

Confusion 4:also, he wwww just like " is this about the orphans? " and they didn't ask shit about that? ??? Why?? He basically just admitted that he did another crime in front for you.... Again!!!

Confusion 5: also, does Charlie not have a role in court, I mean like she is the princess ig but still and what about Lilith like I know she's been gone for 7 years but there was no indicator she was ever in the court system like a leftover chair I mean maybe they lived it i dunno

Confusion 6: so like, could Ozzie and bee have done anything??? I mean I guess not so not to much confusion there

Not really a confusion but I just noticed yogirt seems to be likeTHE ONLY ONE IN HE'LL WHO SAYS things like ' holy' and 'heck' instead of " unholy" and shit

Confusion 7: sat and claims these are his rules, which could be just another thing of him saying shit but if it isn't than why tf does he have these rules why tf does he care about " undocumented earth travel"

Confusion 8 part 1: okay this is the big ones the main reason I made this list, so, reasons blitzø is getting punished for " stealing a goetias grimorr for illegal use, bringing harm to a goetic prince, and accessing the mortal relan without clearance or procedure ", so for one they never said they stole it he said he attempted to and andrelapuas implied it was more of w coercion thing but I guess he could've just said that to simplify. " harm to a goetic prince ", umm they never mentioned harm, they think he tried to have him assasinated, which attempted murder I think would be considered worse than " harm", and you could say that he was seriously harmed in the attempt but I don't think Satan would know that.

8 part 2: but he also doesn't get punished for those things, because Stolas comes and is like ' no, no, no, It was me, "I used the book for illegal purposes", and then... They let him go, wow, wow, wow, this doesn't make sense because he still... Stole the book, maybe?, but for sure he is still accused of trying to assassinate him, Stolas wasn't even aware of this, and let's say they somehow just assumed that he didn't for some reason, then why aren't they taking about it because if they don't think he stole the book and shit then why is nobody saying shit to andrelapuas and if they don't think he tried to get him assinated than why aren't they saying shit to striker?

And yes this took me forever to write because every single price of media I consume I over think every detail for no reason and am left so confused and at first I think that's cuz I'm stupid so I ask the ppl around me and the first couple ones their like " yeah, you're stupid cuz... This happened and you forgot about it"

And I'm like ' oh yeah.... But, then...... What about this"

And the8 their like

-Thank you for saving my life...

-Always...

Anyway, I'm still struggling after the latest HelluvaBoss episode, so here is Blitzø having a quiet cry beside a sleeping #Stolas because that trial was more traumatising than he let on... 🥺

☆-------CHARACTERS-------☆

• Blitzø (pronounced Blitz)

• Stolas (well, his tail feathers)