#hells-greatestdad

The human turned imp gave a goofy pout, crossing her arms and blushing as her angelic friend gushed over her in a cutesy manner. She smirked, brows raised playfully.

“Heyyyy, I’m no child, ya know! Ya throw me, and I’ll bite your ankles!”

[📺] He had to stay calm. His plan was working, everything was starting to line up. He just needed a few more pieces to fall into place. The next one being Lucifer himself. The man was so easy to trick. His precious little girl was all he cared about. He would do anything for her.

But the poor man never paid enough attention, did he?

He didn't even hesitate or question when he called him posed as Charlie, and now he was luring him to the very thing he needed him to power. He was going to see to it that Lucifer suffered every inch of this. The would-be King was no ruler. He sold sinners to Heaven for the safety of those born down here. He didn't deserve to be called King.

This was going to be perfect.

THIS IS THE FIFTH ONE SHE'S FOUND IN FIVE MINUTES. Okay, okay, so maybe it was getting a bit of stink-eye from some of the guests. But that's only because every time she finds one, she overreacts. She scoops the latest one up, and adds it to her little collection on the reception desk, all neatly lined up to greet the guests as they arrive.

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Adam just kept having that stiff look. He was looking awful as ever, but at least he was wearing more heavy metal attire. The stuff that screamed ' fuck you' to Big G and the seraphs and oozed rage.

He scrunched his nose at the egg.

" One, eggs are fucking disgusting and I won't eat something that came out of someone's ass. Two....what, you think suddenly I'm a free babysitter for any orphaned angel eggs out there?"

"LUCIIIII!!!!!!" There was only one sickeningly hyper, bubbly and loving being that gave him that nickname. It was Em, after everything that had happened? She was here again, had been for a while in her sacrifices to help his daughter and indirectly him. The Seraphim certainly had been busy now that she was allowed to go to the Hotel, though with rumors of her becoming a Diplomat soon as well to take Adam and Sera's place for talks and diplomatic deals with Hell after their leadership fell through.

Places a rubber duck on top

The simple. answer to this is "yes, 99.9% of the exorcists are heavenborn in my eyes," because I think on the whole they were either created by Adam or for Adam (depending on how much creation magic he actually has access to), and they were created specifically to be assassins.

However, the fact that Vaggi canonically speaks at least some degree Spanish made this more complicated.

Now I know Doylist explanation for this is that Pilot Vaggie was not an angel at all, but a Sinner who was just a Latina in life (I think Venezuelan, but don't quote me on that). But ever since it was made clear this is not true of her canon character, I felt compelled to create a Watsonian explanation for it. And my intital solution to that was Gabriella.

I've since tweaked what little lore I had around this tentative OC after season 2 when we were given that cutie with the fluffy white hair, but it still boils down to a genuine Winner being amongst the Exorcist ranks for at least some period of time. And maybe she was the only exception, maybe she remained the only exception after it didn't go so well.

In any case, my Vaggi is defintely heavenborn and was created specifically for the extermination like most of her sisters. And since we now know the exterminations started about 7 years prior to season 1, that does indeed make my Vaggi's age like...roughly 8 or 9 years old. Maybe 10, depending on if there was prep time prior to the first instance of the cull.

"Huh... I had no idea you could get pregnant"

Lucifer, shut your mouth

"I'm going to hold your hand when I say this. Wait, actually, let me educate you. So during the process of intercourse once the sperm is released, it looks for an egg. Once the sperm comes in contact with the egg, the egg is now fertilized and becomes a zygote. Then from zygote it becomes an embryo. Embryo to a fetus. Then once it's complete and leaves the womb, a baby!"