Jan 6, 2025
"Hello Archivist."
my hand slipped-
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"Hello Archivist."
my hand slipped-
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Hi I’m shitposting post midnight but
If the distortion is, well, distorted, then why haven’t I seen fun things about super stretchy limbs like
Broke: the bones are in his hands
Woke: the bones move around and change based on need
All I’m saying is, we were derived of Helen and/or Michael opening a door and just having extendy neck into the room like “HELLO ARCHIVIST” and giving Jon a heart attack
Peter: And how do you think you’re going to stop me?
Tony: I’ll tell May.
Peter:
Peter: You sick bastard.
*in gym*
Harley: *running faster than everyone else*
Everyone else: He’s so fast omg I bet he trains a lot and is ripped ugh
Harley, internally: Keep running before Peter so you can’t look at his back and his broad shoulders keep running keep running faster idiot he’s gaining on yOU RUN FAS
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Peter: I’m proud to identify as moronsexual, I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Once, Harley asked me what the spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Harley: Hey, Peter, what type of animal is Pink Panther?
Peter, already taking off his clothes: Harley you’re so fucking stupid
Tony: I’ve been living a lie.
Clint: Just one? I’m living, like, twenty.
Peter: *is upset*
Mj: Hey you know, if spiders had a complex social structure like us and viewed humans as gods ad each of us had a religion that groups of spiders group into, you know what that would mean? That would mean that there is a group of spiders who are rooting for you.
Peter: Thank? You?
Mj: No problem, loser.