I think one of the funnier things is that I have no idea where Hayden’s speech pattern came from.
Generally, he tends to speak more formal, more polite, almost kind of stilted. Rarely if ever uses contractions, the general construction of his sentences is less casual, etc.
But nobody he hangs around with has that kind of speech pattern, and none of the three beings who’s fragments make him up had that kind of speech pattern, either. It’s just. Kind of.
Something that doesn’t have a real notable source. I have no idea why.
He also is almost never the sort to use slang, and when he does he tends to hesitate.
Like you can tell it’s him because Red would be like “The fuck are you talking about?” and he would be “I’m afraid I do not understand what you are saying.”
(Blake would be “Yeah, I didn’t understand a word of that.”)