#hell resources

You will have to work for the following bosses that rotate:

Lucifer Samuel Morningstar (The Instant Karma/Hope Division) @lucifersamuelmorningstar

Hades Pluto (The King of the Underworld HR) @hadesplutohellresources

Erebus (The Void Division) @erebushellresources

Tartarus (The Tortured Souls Division) @tartarushellresources

See Lilith Morningstar for any HR questions @lilithparttimewife

The following skills are required:

Poll voting

Reblogging

Studying the Hell Resources podcast

Knowing only certain fandoms tied to the workplace (e.g. Nagito Komaeda for Lucifer, Hajime Hinata for Hades, Yami Bakura for Erebus, Russia for Tartarus)

Following the Hell Resources podcast to stay up to date

Signing your name in blood before going to work everyday

If you were assigned by a specific boss, please comment on your referral below.

The goal of this blog is to report to this blog for polls. Polls will be updated daily by the bosses. These polls are random and require Tumblr knowledge (or more importantly Greek Mythology and history of Lucifer's family). Think of them as pop quizzes in order for the Hell Gods to keep you working at Hell Resources.

Any inactivity will result in a Poll of Hell Inactivity. These will not have a set schedule and will be used at random.

Finally, any assignments made from the blog or podcast must be done within 24 hours of the announcement. Otherwise, there will be an Execution Poll by Tartarus. This is your extreme walk of shame. When done, report back to Hell Resources ASAP.

After reading your requirements, now you must finish this forced application with the following:

Follow the Hell Resources workplace (this blog)

You must PUSH THE FOLLOW BUTTON ON SPOTIFY in order to Follow the Hell Resources podcast (on Spotify, more platforms subject to change)

Follow the Hell Resources Fanclub (ran by @lucifersamuelmorningstar )

Signing your name in blood in the comments

Have a nice day mortals and enjoy your new binding job!

Underneath is my result for being in Lucifer's popularity test. The result is atrocious and should be challenged to a Yu-Gi-Oh! Type Duel!

SOO...in order to do so... I've curated a duel for me and Hades...since Hades is the winner in that particular poll.

My deck...

It consists of Greek Mythology and the Shadow Realm... formally known as the Void! Top four cards...

♠️ The Void Spell Card (Would end the game immediately no questions asked)

♠️ Call of the Wild Monster Card (Would summon Pan, the God of the Wild, to annoy any Danganronpa courtroom)

♠️ Nyx That Trap Card (Would have my wife complain about stairs while someone is looking for a monster card)

♠️ Tartarus the Torturer Monster Card (Has 3000 life points. Good fucking luck Hades!)

Hades deck...

It consists of Greek Mythology and apparently really bad dad jokes. Bloody hell 😤 Top four cards...

♦️ Persephone's Dance Spell Card (Would stun me for a while ...until Nyx complains about stairs again 😏)

♦️ Cerebus' Stakes Trap Card (Here's a daddy joke...ugh..."stake"..."steak"? Only a father figure with a dog would have this atrocious card)

♦️ Persephone's Revenge Monster Card (Shit this has 4000 life points. Do the math people...)

♦️ Liar Liar Toga On Fire! Spell Card (Lowers your life points to 1000 and on top of it has a stupid name! Grr!)

Let's start Round One shall we~?

Lucifer...you shall duel whoever wins this duel!

Begin TUMBLRS!

Kindly tell me what box you picked and what you would give Lucifer. That's all I'm asking!

Lucifer below me...