Jun 27
Listen.
Listen.
Sheep Detectives has no right to make someone laugh uproariously one moment and have them on the verge of tears two minutes later. The cozy sheep mystery has no right to possess such emotional depth.
Loading...
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from South Africa
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from Maldives
Listen.
Listen.
Sheep Detectives has no right to make someone laugh uproariously one moment and have them on the verge of tears two minutes later. The cozy sheep mystery has no right to possess such emotional depth.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
wildcat wdym.
wildcat what did you mean by this thumbnail.
do you realise what you're implying??
WILDCAT WHAT DID YOU MEAAANNN
As per my previous reblog, I have some THOUGHTS about the braids that Peter Jackson and co. used for the movies. Specifically, how they braided the elves hair.
See, most of the elves use fishtail braids. This makes sense aesthetically, as fishtails look fancy while still maintaining thin lines (unlike other fancy braid patterns, which can become fairly bulky). Fishtail braids also hold up very well, which makes sense considering the amount of traveling and fighting these elves were doing.
“But Hearth,” asked no one, because no one asked for this rant, “why wouldn’t everyone (except maybe dwarves, who want nothing to do with anything ‘elfy’) wear fishtails then? Well, that’s because fishtails can take for-freaking-ever to braid! Seriously! I once spent almost 45 minutes putting in a few smaller braids (side note, thinner fishtails tend to take infinitely longer than thicker braids). No one else is wearing fishtail braids because no one else has centuries to spend on braiding their hair!
Anyways, using fishtail braids for the elves was a good call. Looks good, makes sense, I’m going to bed now.
something something goodbye my Danish sweetheart by mitski, too, can be pykerett
Okay, on the one hand I’m sobbing. In the other, PLEASE tell me someone got a clip or screenshot of the moment Odysseus said “12 long years” and everyone immediately turned to Jorge.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
evans new songs so goated i put that shit on my 3ds and playdate immediately. evan please open a bandicamp account. i want to pay for your songs even more. preordering the vinyl isnt enough.
Wallace and Grommet: Vengeance Most Fowl is a 10/10, no notes. Wonderful film about the importance of the slow life, trusting your gut, keeping a close eye on your IOT, and turnips.
Contemplating day drinking because I just had to talk one of my players out of pulling an Anders… Like come on, there are better ways to deal with the burgomaster of Vallaki than blowing up a city block