if the son trio had twitter pre-hoo
hazel's tweets: there doesn't seem to be a good reason for anyone alive to use twitter. dead people on the other hand could use a space like this to express themselves and have community and share photographs and such
frank's tweets: one day I will be the first guy named frank to have sex or be liked by anyone at all
percy's tweets: having an empathy link with a satyr sucks sometimes because I can tell grover is eating some straight up bullshit right now
rt from grover: he's right










