They All Want Me As A Straight Whiteboy Apparently
@saintjamboni
I am neither! SAFESPACE FOR QUIEERDOES (queer weirdoes) SORRY, I DO NOT DO TAG GAMES. WILL WOOD WEDNESDAY IS BECOMING A REGULAR OCCURENCE π Jazzhandses at you. please commission me.
β¨intro post last majorly updated JUNE 4 2026. Happy Pride.
β¨I am an older-than-13 M I N O R ! if your blog is minors DNI, PLEASE don't follow me!
REAL QUICK PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME TO THOSE CHAINMAIL PINTEREST TAG GAMES. I love my mutuals dearly but having a million tag games in my drafts feels like overdue homework. I'm so sorry π
Send asks all you want though! Anyways.
You can call me jules/julian/julius/juicebox/juice/Saint/Jam, sorta anything in that region. Juicebox is my YouTube handle. More information under the cut.
PRNS: He/him! They/them! It/its! Any Neos you think would be Cool!
LABELS: genderfaun, ace-spec, omniromantic!
Idiomas que hablo y/o leo: English (native), espaΓ±ol (conversational; soy mitad Colombiano), en een klein bitje Nederland.
Me encanta (sin las bandas) :D : making/seeing art, playing various instruments, singing, culinary/pastry, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Severance, House M.D., undertale, deltarune, hollow knight, musical theatre, my friends (moots included!!!), Jesus H. Christ (like, the guy. I'm Christian), Welcome to Night Vale, Danganronpa, aquatic organisms (especially shrimp, enough to write an essay on them) Good Omens, Dr. Who, local gigs, a Good Beverage, and really wide pants with really big pockets
Me gusta :3 : Omori, psychology, photography, Sherlock Holmes, Mob Psycho 100, Fire Force, Gravity Falls, Beavis and Butthead, Gris, Love Nikki, Camp Here And There, various horror pieces (always open to suggestions), Steven Universe, Smiling Friends, Morel Orel, Midnight Gospel, the Adventure Time franchise, my ninja creami machine, Arrested Development, homestuck, nutrition science, and non-aquatic organisms
Me desagrada :( : the far right and their politics, pro/darkshippers, incest, broad queerphobia and transandrophobia, antifurs, ableism/saneism/ageism, fatphobia, EDtumblr, having to clean up after my family, lying, My Hero Academia, being unemployed, being overlooked and overused by people I thought I loved, overly gratuitous sexual situations, language, and media, including Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss (I'll tolerate people who like it, just don't like it myself)
Cosas que hago: previously mentioned art, I write songs/poetry, cook, play keys at my church, dress up, etc etc. I love hobbies, but school keeps me away from them
Musica que escucho actualmente (always up for recs): Will Wood (tapeworms included), My Chemical Romance, Neutral Milk Hotel, Stargazy Pie, Ricky Jamaraz, Dazey and the Scouts, Bear Ghost, Homestyle Dinner Rolls, Gezebelle Gaburgably, Mitski, Eidola, The Strokes, Weezer, The Beatles, Death Cab For Cutie/The Postal Service, Jack White (and sides), Elio Mei, Green Day, Weatherday, Andrew Gifford, All Friends Here, Arctic Monkeys, Motionless in White, Ice Nine Kills, and Assorted Vocaloids and things under that umbrella. This is not a ranked list, mind you, but will wood is really high up there
Musicals que me disfruta: Cabaret, Ride the Cyclone, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Goodbye Despair Musical, The Book of Mormon, Next To Normal, Beetlejuice, Back To the Future, The Trail To Oregon, Rocky Horror Show, Little Shop of Horrors, and Falsettos
My take on religion: personally, I am non-denom Christian, I'm not really on board with the Trinity, and will not push my beliefs onto you. I love you and respect you no matter who or what you choose to or choose not to worship <3. In times of need or distress, I will offer prayers and a listening ear unless told otherwise. I have read the Bible cover to cover, but don't remember much from the book of Numbers.
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The "saintjamboni" tag has to do with my life and goings on, for example stuff that I'm currently doing (obsessing over shrimp, pining, whining, etc) and general yapping. Follow if you'd like unnecessarily-academically-written text posts.
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When asked, Ms. Frizzle denies that she βknows everythingβ
However, Ms. Frizzle always knows what her students are up to, knows the answer to every question they ask her, and never shows fear even when in extreme mortal peril, as if sheβs experienced this all before
Although we know she was in a rock band called the Frizzlettes and was a Shakespearean actress, Ms. Frizzleβs childhood remains mysterious
Ms. Frizzle is EXACTLY the sort of person to travel back in time to teach herself, and is in fact the most likely fictional character to do so
Nobody is ever named βValerie Frizzleβ at birth
Ms. Frizzle dresses queerly and laughs at her own bad jokes
A lot of the series is about Arnold learning to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy - that phrase is more or less targeted at him as a student
One of the medications used in hormone therapy for trans women (spironolactone, which counteracts testosterone) has the side effect of, putting it crudely, making you have to pee all the goddamn time. That causes dehydration and loss of electrolytes.
Pickles and pickle juice turn out to be a fairly convenient and flavorful way of satisfying an electrolyte craving. Those whoβve been on spiro a long time can develop a nigh-spiritual bond withΒ βem.
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RENT is one of those shows that I honestly don't think..ANYTHING of X3 like i enjoy the songs I remember from it, but I, to this day, have never actually watched/listened to the entire thing so I've got no real commentary to add unfortunately X3
Is Mark middle aged though? :0 i thought RENT was about a bunch of young adults but its entirely possible I'm just misremembering, I am by no means a RENT expert-
Oh! lol okay that's fair. IMO falsettos is better anyway... but yeah, he's on the younger side, although at HEART he's middle aged. He's a bit annoying sometimes about how great his unaffected-by-AIDS life would be :P
Omg thank you so much for the will wood guitar suggestions x3 that was way more than expected! Also you obviously put a lot of time in typing that :0 very much appreciated
It took ten minutes tops! I like to yap so any way I can help by yapping, I will!!! This is my sacred duty as The Will Wood Covers Guy!!
There's this up-and-coming Romanian cooking YouTuber clown who's literally the prettiest human ever--their handle is kitchen clownery and I'm so glad they're rising in popularity. His clown looks are so inspiring and he's got great humor and great thumbnails. such a vibe
Hey everyone. There's a new youtube feature that rolled out just yesterday that's raising some privacy concerns.
People in the U.S., U.K., Brazil, and Singapore can now share videos and chat with friends directly within the YouTube app. The update bring
This post talks about a new DM feature in youtube. What it fails to mention is that as part of this new feature is that when you send someone a link to a video, and they open it in the youtube app, they will see who sent them the link. Specifically, your channel name.
If your google account name is your real name, so is your channel name by default.
This means the new default behavior is that everyone you send a youtube link to will see your full name if they open it in the mobile app.
To turn this off:
Go to your youtube app settings
Go to Privacy
Turn off "Channel visibility for shared links"
Trimming the source id (the stuff after the '?' in links) will also prevent this from happening.
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