✨pretty much all of my WW covers are tagged #will wood covers, the non-WW ones are usually just #music.
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✨Ninja Creami Streak: 166 DAYS. LATEST FLAVOR Almond Joy cheesecake
✨intro post last majorly updated JUNE 4 2026. Happy Pride.
✨I am an older-than-13 M I N O R ! if your blog is minors DNI, PLEASE don't follow me!
REAL QUICK PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME TO THOSE CHAINMAIL PINTEREST TAG GAMES. I love my mutuals dearly but having a million tag games in my drafts feels like overdue homework. I'm so sorry 😔
Send asks all you want though! Anyways.
You can call me jules/julian/julius/juicebox/juice/Saint/Jam, sorta anything in that region. Juicebox is my YouTube handle. More information under the cut.
PRNS: He/him! They/them! It/its! Any Neos you think would be Cool!
LABELS: genderfaun, ace-spec, omniromantic!
Idiomas que hablo y/o leo: English (native), español (conversational; soy mitad Colombiano), en een klein bitje Nederland.
Me encanta (sin las bandas) :D : making/seeing art, playing various instruments, singing, culinary/pastry, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Severance, House M.D., undertale, deltarune, hollow knight, musical theatre, my friends (moots included!!!), Jesus H. Christ (like, the guy. I'm Christian), Welcome to Night Vale, Danganronpa, aquatic organisms (especially shrimp, enough to write an essay on them) Good Omens, Dr. Who, local gigs, a Good Beverage, and really wide pants with really big pockets
Me gusta :3 : Omori, psychology, photography, Sherlock Holmes, Mob Psycho 100, Fire Force, Gravity Falls, Beavis and Butthead, Gris, Love Nikki, Camp Here And There, various horror pieces (always open to suggestions), Steven Universe, Smiling Friends, Morel Orel, Midnight Gospel, the Adventure Time franchise, my ninja creami machine, Arrested Development, homestuck, nutrition science, and non-aquatic organisms
Me desagrada :( : the far right and their politics, pro/darkshippers, incest, broad queerphobia and transandrophobia, antifurs, ableism/saneism/ageism, fatphobia, EDtumblr, having to clean up after my family, lying, My Hero Academia, being unemployed, being overlooked and overused by people I thought I loved, overly gratuitous sexual situations, language, and media, including Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss (I'll tolerate people who like it, just don't like it myself)
Cosas que hago: previously mentioned art, I write songs/poetry, cook, play keys at my church, dress up, etc etc. I love hobbies, but school keeps me away from them
Musica que escucho actualmente (always up for recs): Will Wood (tapeworms included), My Chemical Romance, Neutral Milk Hotel, Stargazy Pie, Ricky Jamaraz, Dazey and the Scouts, Bear Ghost, Homestyle Dinner Rolls, Gezebelle Gaburgably, Mitski, Eidola, The Strokes, Weezer, The Beatles, Death Cab For Cutie/The Postal Service, Jack White (and sides), Elio Mei, Green Day, Weatherday, Andrew Gifford, All Friends Here, Arctic Monkeys, Motionless in White, Ice Nine Kills, and Assorted Vocaloids and things under that umbrella. This is not a ranked list, mind you, but will wood is really high up there
Musicals que me disfruta: Cabaret, Ride the Cyclone, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Goodbye Despair Musical, The Book of Mormon, Next To Normal, Beetlejuice, Back To the Future, The Trail To Oregon, Rocky Horror Show, Little Shop of Horrors, and Falsettos
My take on religion: personally, I am non-denom Christian, I'm not really on board with the Trinity, and will not push my beliefs onto you. I love you and respect you no matter who or what you choose to or choose not to worship <3. In times of need or distress, I will offer prayers and a listening ear unless told otherwise. I have read the Bible cover to cover, but don't remember much from the book of Numbers.
My most cherished buddies (most likely irl friends):
-🍋🌟
-🦔🎷
-🪷✨
-🪲🧃
-💙💫
-🐀🌕
-🔥❄️
-👁️💚
-🖤🪦
-🕷️🗡️
-🦋🍁
-🌙🦝
The "saintjamboni" tag has to do with my life and goings on, for example stuff that I'm currently doing (obsessing over shrimp, pining, whining, etc) and general yapping. Follow if you'd like unnecessarily-academically-written text posts.
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My teacher is --against her own class rules--withholding "late" work from being turned in. The "hard due date" (meaning all assignments locked) is tomorrow!! I'm fucking panicking!! She doesn't respond to emails in a timely manner!!
hi juice in honor of pride month how’d you figure out you were ace cause I think I am right but also idk am I too young for that and like how do I know if I haven’t. done the. the thing. if you’re chill with talking about it that is
also sorry about spam liking all your posts I got screen time set on my phone and I end up not looking at tumblr till I’ve used all my time
I wake up to fifty tumblr notifications and they're mostly you and I am overjoyed to remember that we are Friends Deluxe! Fear not and do not apologize because social media is the enemy of brain power :3
On the hand of Ace-ness,
Idk girly. I've never felt That Type of attraction, through puberty and even now, and I've had the label upwards of 4 years while many people my age are spinning off to do whatever their heart (prefrontal cortex?) desires.
The whole concept of the devil's tango feels like a joke to me, and it's boggling that anyone actually wants/needs/spends their day thinking about it. It could stem from trauma a little bit, but I already had a feeling I was ace before any major traumatic events happened? It's just not the end-all, be-all for me and leaves a nasty icky lingering feeling in my head in any format. there are Other Ways To Get Dopamine, guys.
If you've gone through the majority of puberty not really caring in the slightest, there is a chance you are. This could be for many reasons (biopsychosocial), but it is up to you if you want to take the label or not. There are plenty of microlabels to choose from too.
Even if it's "impermanent," aka the thing where parents tell you "oh, you'll find the right person eventually" actually happens, that has no effect on how you feel right now, and self discovery is an ever-unfolding journey of finding a place that feels comfortable until it doesn't 👍
Hope this helps!! Ly boo
Bonus: my dad doesn't acknowledge it, but my mom thinks I'm somehow trying to be a eunuch and completely endorses this part of my identity aside from everything else! For Christian purposes?
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It's weird to talk about the strokes sometimes because my chosen name was quite literally ripped straight (gay) off of Julian Casablancas, the frontman. Yes he's Julian and I am also Julian, but not by coincidence... maybe I should pivot and change my name to Fabrizio instead....
Hello I'd like to say that uhm if you ever see or read anything romantic with Simon Deveraux and that dumb lady with the mask, I'm not being a horrible weirdo who thinks family members should smooch 😭 their relationship completely changed and even when he was "adopted" by her it was more like letting a hobo live in your house and being friends with it than like mother and son! I just realized that might look weird to you if you're not constantly updated I'm so sorry gang member
They're like mostly friends but essentially Phoenix is Charlotte's second-in-command and buddy 😍 I'm not going to explain their relationship anymore because it's complicated and only is sensical to me but yeah they not family i SWEAR
Nar my friend that's all good I'd never suspect bad weird tropes from you! Good for them I suppose
Also you've inspired me to work on my story a little bit
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Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?
Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.
Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.
Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?
You're right that the internet is smaller than it used to be, but there's still some cool stuff left in the corners. I'd recommend checking checking out Neocities if you haven't--it's an independent web hosting platform like Geocities of the old web, and there are hundreds of interesting and active pages discoverable both through their search function and through web buttons (links attached to small pictures with the title of a website) within the websites themselves. Here are three examples of web buttons you may find in link pages:
Most Neocities websites have link pages or button collections with anywhere from tens to hundreds of these. Don't be afraid to explore!
If you're looking for something more like a search engine, I can point you towards Marginalia. It's not a particularly smart engine, but it's perfectly usable if you've ever been taught to use search engines back when they were mostly run through keywords instead of full sentence comprehension. There's also an "about" and "tips" section on the front page with more information. The algorithm of Marginalia can be filtered by the user to allow, disallow, or require JavaScript depending on your needs, plus there are filters designed specifically to prioritize web 1.0 sites or mostly text-based ones. It is possible to search for modern websites with it, but it can return websites from just about any decade (since the invention of the web, obviously) so long as they contain the information you're looking for. For example, here are some random interesting sites I've found using Marginalia:
Native Languages of the Americas: Native American Cultures
BASIC HTML COMPETENCY IS THE NEW PUNK FOLK EXPLOSION!
Earthbound Text Labs by Bill Eager
The possibilities for discovery are truly endless.
Now you might want to know about directories. These make browsing for websites easier, but require you to read through and judge which ones to visit, as there aren't algorithms ranking the sites besides the whim of whoever coded the directory. Some of them have themes, others don't. Here are two that I've used:
Yesterlinks Directory
Ichigo Directory
Directories can be harder to come by just by surfing the net, but they aren't impossible to find. Many personal websites have their own directories of interesting sites hidden within them.
Webrings are similar to directories, but are actually more community-based. You have to register your website to be a part of a webring, usually by sending an email to whoever runs it and meeting some kind of entry criteria. For example, my personal website used to be a part of a webring called Sweet Dreams, which was for websites that heavily utilize color palettes and images of cute things, particularly sweets. Webrings will give you access to a widget upon entry that allow visitors and other members to browse between the registered websites in a massive ring, ergo, where the term gets its name. Webrings can have any theme or criteria for entry. If you can make a website about it, you can find a webring for it.
Now, you might be wondering about social media alternatives. I can't offer much, but I can nudge you towards the idea of forums. Here's one I found that could really use some traffic. I also browse a bit on MelonLand forum, which is actually closed right now--it's currently closed on Mondays--but on any other day of the week, you can find a fun community there dedicated to web revival. You can find it through MelonLand's main page. I'd also recommend checking out SpaceHey, which is a MySpace clone that's customizable and easy to use.
I hope this is of some help to you. The internet may feel less magical than it used to be, but that doesn't mean that the spark has completely died out. These types of indie websites need more attention if we ever hope to reverse the damage done to the internet by centralization and corporate interest. People are trying to make the web a cooler place to be, but we're going to have to do the work of finding and interacting with these projects in order to get them off the ground someday.
ALSO you should consider browsing Virtual Pet List and seeing if there are any pet sites you might be interested in playing. There is a whole genre of browser games right under your nose
You appeared in my dream again. So like just a few minutes ago when I accidentally took a 2 hour afternoon nap, you showed up and we took a little summery stroll in a neighborhood park (in order to evade police). There was a big pond with fountains and a tunnel and a bunch of beautiful blooming flowers and a bunch of pretty cosplayers because it was near a convention center. We were running from police bc they started searching town for graffitist/ppl who were drawing on public property so like chalk art and stuff. There was this Florida-ass-type of spittle bug (NOT REAL) everywhere that smelled like candy, looked like a bottle, and shot this sticky bubble attack when threatened, turned out you were allergic to them. Apparently they were called cola bugs
I'm glad we can hang out in the dream world
How could you talk down about any critter hailing from my homeland 😢
Cola bugs are 104 percent real and i breed them for their chemicals to make a nice natural perfume ❤️
This actually happened btw i remember it fondly
what did i even look like could you see me or did you just know twas me
I say Florida-ass affectionately as someone who was born over there. Very familiar and painfully /neg nostalgic. Also that's nice
Regarding appearance: I could see you for a bit, and at first, you looked a little like an IRL (white, blond, chaotic), but when I recognized the person as you, your entire head got obscured somehow. Given, my brain had like two hours to conjure this whole ordeal up
I am Worried--to put it lightly-- about my current theatre company's casting of RENT. Most of these folks are under 15. They do not have The Necessary Context To Perform RENT. Either this is chopped beyond recognition or the director tells everyone about the non-school-safe version too
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GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick
