#hauntedlytestified

@hauntedlytestified

Humans are curious creatures. They cling to things such as the good of man kind, and yet their souls are the easiest to twist and pull apart. Such strong and yet such fragile beings, indeed. This, however, made the thrill of the chase rather bare and dull, causing for the manifestation of Hell itself to grow weary. Always needing to find new ways to entertain itself... it became a problem---one that Hell did not want to have.

That is why it now took a form of a friendly-faced, redheaded woman today before approaching a relatively crowded grocery store. The sadistic being weaved in and out of the lines of people walking throughout the isles, most of the humans there found uninteresting to Hell. She needed someone interesting; someone who could maybe put up a fight of sorts. The most fun part was the game and not the prize.

---BINGO!

A strange creature caught her eye: a ghost, it seemed, just carrying about her day without a care in the world. Interesting, Hell thought to herself with a grin that twisted up her face like a snake whilst she waltzed towards the ghost of interest. Despite being dead, ghosts had incredible potential for corruption and torture; they still possessed their souls, which meant that they could still be corrupted. There was only a mere bump of the manifestation’s elbow against a can of soup close to the spirit, causing the object to fall through the dead woman and roll down the floor.

                     ♁ ＧＵＡＲＤＩＡＮ ＯＦ ＨＯＰＥ ♁

send me a ship and ill tell you:

which one tags the other in pictures of cute animals

As soon as Cas knows how, he tags Sam. Usually with the caption “the Bunker needs one of these”

which one injures themself while trying to impress the other

When he first becomes human, Cas does. It takes a while for him to get used to his reduced strength and speed, but he doesn’t want Sam or Dean to think that he can’t still help them.

which one carries the other on their shoulders when they get too tired to walk

Neither. Or both. Depends on how you look at it. They’ll both willingly carry the other if one of them gets injured. But just tired? They would willingly if the other one asked, but they’d never asked each other.

which one puts pizza rolls in the shopping cart when the other isn’t looking

Sam. He likes to keep up the idea that he’s a health nut, but he secretly loves having pizza rolls when they’re doing a day of research. It reminds him of his time at Stanford.

which one sends the other useless fun facts at 3 am

Cas.

which one feeds stray animals

Both of them. But Cas is looser about what he considers a stray animal (he’ll feed raccoons, squirrels, literally everything).

which one sleeps in really weird positions

Sam. When they first started sharing a bed, Sam was freaked out by how Cas sleeps, because he sleeps flat on his back with his arms next to him. Sam’s also the one who falls asleep while doing research or curled up in the garage while Dean teaches Cas about cars.

which one opens all the jars/bottles

Cas. Sam learns pretty quickly that Cas likes feeling useful, so he’ll pretend not to be able to open things so that Cas will do it. Cas totally knows he’s faking, but he appreciates the thought.

which one spontaneously bursts into song for no reason

They both take to singing Disney tunes while they’re working because they know it annoys Dean (and Cas sometimes sings old Enochian hymns when he’s feeling nervous or content.)

which one buys the other really weird birthday cards

(( This is the most amusing thing I’ve witnessed in my entire life. ))