#hatterxhare

Noses Off: Nothing much, but they do share some cute scenes, and their role of offering costumes to the Queen for a costume ball gives off a vibe of two gay men giving fashion tips to a female friend. Also, they repeatedly grasp each other’s arms as the angry Queen throws them out of the palace for saying the word “nose” too much.

This Bunny for Hire: The Hatter and Hare’s brief scene shows them arguing like an old married couple again: first about whose turn it is to do the spring cleaning, then about whether they ever argue or not, and finally about whether the White Rabbit already wants a break from work or not. Yet they warmly smile at each other and shake hands when the Rabbit compliments their skill at using the suffix “less.”

All That Glitters: When the Queen wants to eat the fruit from the special tree, not knowing that it makes people sick, the Hatter grasps the Hare’s hand in anxiety.

Whose Carrots Are They, Anyway?: At the carrot tasting party, the Hatter and Hare happily bump into each other several times while dancing in giant carrot costumes during “The Carrot Conga.”

Say It Again, Ma’am!: A few cute moments of sentence-finishing and shoulder-to-shoulder standing, and their duet, “We’ll Be Ourselves,” includes this cute exchange: Hatter:“I love the way you do you!”/Hare: “Back at you, my friend!” And when the Queen says it makes her angrier to have everything goofed up than to have to repeat herself, the Hatter and Hare say, “How true that is!” in unison.

Lady and the Camp: The Hatter and Hare anxiously grasp each other’s arms as the White Rabbit and the Queen chew them out for selling the Rabbit bug-infested flowers. Later, they do it again in their song, “Good News and Bad News,” each time they mention the bad news.

Gowns and Roses: Nothing much, but the Hare proudly exclaims “Hatter, I am impressed!” when he first sees the Hatter’s latest invention, the Contraction Contraption. Also, when the White Rabbit models the Queen’s fashion designs on TV, the Hatter remarks that the Rabbit has nice legs.

Dinner Fit for a Queen: The Hatter and Hare share another cute domestic scene when they cook their Mumbo Jumbo Gumbo. Later, at the dinner party, they sit shoulder-to-shoulder, and they subtly behave like a married couple, with the Hatter repeatedly fixing the Hare’s tie like a wife would, and the Hare sampling food from the Hatter’s plate and squashing a bug that was on it. (And the Hatter stealthily switching his plate with the Hare’s afterwards so the Hare will be the one forced to eat from a plate with a dead bug on it.) Also, early on, when the Hatter urges the Hare to give the White Rabbit their dinner music records “with our compliments,” the Hare tells the Rabbit “And may I say, you look especially marvelous today,” with which the Hatter agrees.

Toot-Toot-Tootsies Goodbye: During their song “There’s Trouble Afoot,” the Hare climbs onto a chair to demonstrate Big Tootsies’ height, then falls off it into the Hatter’s arms. Later in the song, he grips the Hatter’s arm in fear. And at one point during the final song, “That’s All Hoax,” they shimmy while standing shoulder-to-shoulder.

The Red Queen Crown Affair: In this Hatter and Hare-centric episode, the Hare grips the Hatter’s arm or shoulder a few times throughout. And when the Hare sobs in guilt about having used an irregular verb, the Hatter tenderly puts his hands on his shoulders, and the Hare pats his hand in response. They also steady themselves by holding onto each other when they get up from falling.

Copy-Catter Hatter: The Hatter and Hare sit shoulder-to-shoulder on the tea table as they explain the hat design contest to Alice and then look over the Hatter’s designs. Later, as the Hatter prepares to draw a new design as if he were a boxer prepping for a match, the Hare massages his shoulders, pats his cheek, and puts his mouth guard in his mouth for him.

Queen of the Beasts: Nothing much, but they do sing a fun duet, “She’s a Real Homebody.”

Vanity Hare: The Hatter and Hare stand shoulder to shoulder throughout the opening scenes. Then the Hare grips the Hatter’s hand when the Queen announces she’s giving him an award, and when she presents the award to him, the Hatter cries tears of pride and joy. Throughout the rest of the episode, he champions the Hare’s intelligence, yet shows equal pride and encouragement when the Hare learns humility and accepts that he doesn’t know everything too. In the final song, each time the who cast choruses “Mr. Hare!” the Hatter follows it with a solo “Mr. Hare!” as if to give him extra, personal assurance and praise.

The Best Ears of Our Lives: When the Hare puts on his golf clothes, the Hatter examines and evaluates his appearance like a spouse would. Later, the Hatter praises the Hare for always having the highest score on the golf course (not realizing that this means he always loses). During their duet, “It’s Swing Time,” they playfully fence with their golf clubs at one point, and they end the song by sitting side by side and swinging together on a big pink swing. And when the White Rabbit refuses to give the Hare golf lessons, the Hatter playfully and slyly offers to teach him “a thing or two” instead.

Fiesta Time: In their duet, “The Vowels Are Your Friends,” the Hatter and Hare lean against each other in a slightly romantic-looking way, with the Hare’s hand on the Hatter’s shoulder, the first time they sing the vowel “U.”

Hair’em Scare’em: As a Hatter and Hare-focused episode, this one includes a fair amount of shoulder-to-shoulder standing, with the Hatter resting his elbow on the Hare’s shoulder at one point early on, and several instances of grabbing each other’s arms in shock.

A Change of Heart: Besides the standard arm touching and shoulder-to-shoulder standing, this Valentine's Day episode also includes “The Taffy Tango.” When time comes for the Hatter and Hare to pull the pink valentine taffy they’re making for the Queen, they dance a tango, one of the most sensual and romantic of all styles of dance, as they stretch the ropes of taffy back and forth, use them to twirl each other around, and sensuously wrap them around themselves and each other. Finally, they tie themselves together with the taffy, back-to-back, and then dance together in this position. Meanwhile, the song lyrics include such lines as “I’ll pull this way, you go the other/It’s so much fun to cook with one another.” At the end, they dance and sing faster and faster, until they lose control of both the taffy and their bodies, then climactically fall over the courtyard wall. Then they strike a shoulder-to-shoulder pose, the Hatter with a Carmen-style rose in his teeth.

On a Roll: During their duet, “Try a Triathlon,” the Hare grips the Hatter’s shoulders twice and they press their shoulders together once.

The Grape Juice of Wrath: Nothing much, but they do sing another fun duet, “We’ll Patch Things Up,” which ends with their bumping into each other.

Herstory in the Making: The show’s first Hatter/Hare scene would work just as well between a married couple, as they face having to do “the grocery shopping” (it seems the writers hadn’t established yet that the two of them don’t live together) and as each one tries to foist the job onto the other. Later, in the story that all the Wonderland characters write for Alice, the Hare is described as “handsome” – it’s easy to guess that the Hatter wrote that part.

Lip-Sunk: When the Hatter pours tea for the Hare and offers him lemon for it, they smile affectionately at each other, their faces close together, and then giggle.

Red Queen for a Day: Their role in this episode consists of arguing over whether tarts or cookies are best to serve at a tea party: the phrase “like an old married couple” comes to mind.

Objects d’Heart: When the Hatter reacts with horror to the Queen giving her ugly statue to him, the Hare grips his hand to steady him. (Granted, the White Rabbit also holds his other hand and pats his shoulder, but the Hare grasps his hand with both of his own.) Later, when the Hatter calls the statue “a stately stone statue, a carefully crafted carving, a magnificent monolithic modern masterpiece,” the Hare gushes “Amazingly awesome alliteration!” in an adoring tone. And at the beginning of the sculpture garden scene, the Hatter is standing with his elbow on the Hare’s shoulder.

Arrivederci Aroma: During their duet, “Goodbye, Old Paint,” the Hatter and Hare go behind a screen together, then emerge having changed out of their regular clothes into overalls for painting. Meaning that behind the screen, they undressed in front of each other. Later, at the tea table, we find the Hare adding a condiment (pepper) to the Hatter’s cup of tea – silly, yes, but still an affectionate, intimate gesture.

The Bunny Flop: When the Hatter and Hare admit that the Queen’s missing shoe isn’t in the attic, they cutely finish each other’s sentence.

Pop Goes the Easel: The Hare grips the Hatter’s shoulder as they face the Queen to make an excuse for postponing the portrait-unveiling, and again in the final scene as they invent an explanation for the salt container in the painting. Their dance in their duet, “Your Picture is Worth a Thousand Words” also includes some shoulder-holding. And in at the Hatter’s house, as they cover the portrait in protective coating, their arms tangle together as if they were playing Twister.

That’s All, Jokes!: The episode opens with the Hatter and Hare pranking each other: first the Hatter tricks the Hare into drinking iced tea from a dribble glass, and then the Hare tries to trick the Hatter into eating a hot cross bun with spicy chiles in it. As they offer each other the prank treats, each one leans very close to the other and entices him to taste it in a sensual way, and each prank hinges on how well they know each other’s tastes: the Hatter knows that the Hare loves tea with lemon, while the Hare knows that the Hatter loves hot cross buns. Then when Tweedle Dum eats the spicy bun instead, the Hatter and Hare clasp each other’s hands and shoulders as they laugh at him together. Later, in the penultimate scene, they cutely exchange silent nudges and pokes to get each other’s attention during the Queen’s speech, and as everyone backs away when the Queen’s temper starts to flare, the Hatter grabs the Hare’s arm.

Forget Me Knot: Nothing much, but they do sing a cute duet in matching fake moustaches, “Give Us a Call,” when the Hatter is disguised as “Professor Memory.” The Hare’s “photographic memory” also includes several photos of himself and the Hatter together.

Boo, Who?: The Hatter and Hare bake a cake together throughout their duet, “Cooking with Candy”: a cute domestic scene. Then when they become ghost hunters and set a trap for the “ghost” in the Queen’s palace, and are explaining it, the Hare crouches down and hugs the Hatter’s leg to stop him from stepping on the rubber duckie and setting it off the trap too soon – just grabbing his leg with his hand would have sufficed, but instead he gives it a full-body hug! Later, as they’re watching for the ghost at night, they huddle shoulder-to-shoulder next to the Queen’s throne. Also, the Hare asks the Hatter if he can keep the ghost as a pet. You’d think he could make that decision on his own, but he asks the Hatter’s permission, as if they were roommates… or something more. (Again, it doesn’t seem to be established yet that the Hatter and Hare live in separate houses.)

Double Your Bunny: The Hatter is first seen lounging in a Cleopatra stance on top of the tea table as he faces the Hare, who sits in the opposite chair.

Diary of a Mad Hatter: The episode opens with a domestic scene of the Hatter and Hare cleaning the Hatter’s attic together. The Hare starts it by telling the Hatter that the attic needs cleaning, then immediately picks up a feather duster and starts dusting. This leads them to discover Great-Grandhatter’s diary. Later, they cutely nudge each other and laugh together about how “trees don’t bite.”

How the West Was Wonderland: When the Hatter shows off his selection of cowboy hats, the Hare serves as his assistant, handing them up from under the table. Then when they learn that the Queen needs a horse, they put on a two-person horse costume, the Hatter playing the front end and the Hare playing the rear end: they wear it for the rest of the episode and even sing a duet inside it.

The Rules of the Game: When the Hare sneezes in the middle of their duet, the Hatter stifles it by holding his finger under the Hare’s nose: a stock comedy gesture, yes, but an awfully intimate one. Then when the Miwok players form two-person teams, the Hatter and Hare insist that “of course” they’ll be partners. And when they finally explain to Alice that you can change the rules of the game at any time, they cutely finish each other’s sentence, ending it by speaking in unison.

Something to Sneeze At: The whole storyline revolves around the fact that the Hatter and Hare can’t stand to be apart, and so they try and try again to find ways to be together despite the Hatter’s apparent allergy to the Hare. The Hatter calls him “my Hare” when he says that he doesn’t want to lose him, and their utter sadness at being forced to avoid each other is made clear throughout the episode. So is their utter joy in the end when they finally solve the problem. Also, during the Hatter’s second sneezing fit near the beginning, the Hare holds tissue after tissue to the Hatter’s nose with each sneeze. As with the Hatter stifling the Hare’s sneeze in the previous episode, you’d think an ordinary platonic friend would let him do that himself. And when they try to have a “TV party” (a proto-Zoom meeting from today’s perspective), the Hare asks, “How do I look?” and flaunts his face close to the camera for the Hatter.

Off the Cuffs: At the beginning before the Hare’s magic trick, the Hatter gives a big spiel and sings a musical number about what an amazing magician the Hare is. Then he serves as his assistant. Later, when the Hare finally remembers that the key labelled “This is not the key to the trick handcuffs” really is the key to the trick handcuffs, the Hatter affectionately exclaims “Hare, you are so clever!”

The Wonderland Enquirer: At the beginning of the Tweedles’ flashback, the Hatter is once again lounging Cleopatra-style on the table while the Hare sits beside him, and they sigh happily and smile at each other while remarking what a lovely day it is for tea and crumpets. Later, as they set the table for the next tea party, the Hare exuberantly praises the Hatter’s parties, first in dialogue, and then by singing a song, “The Host with the Most.” In the subsequent scene, when the Hatter cries because Alice won’t eat his crumpets, the Hare tenderly pats his shoulder, then grips his arm when they read the “Hatter Serves Stale Crumpets” headline in the paper.

The Hatter Who Came to Dinner: As the Hatter trims the Queen’s shrubbery, the Hare stands under the ladder and spots him, ignoring the leaves and branch pieces that shower down on him. After the Hatter hurts his back, the Hare fusses over him and looks after him throughout the rest of the scene, even saying “Ow, ow ow!” with him as if in sympathetic pain while helping him down from the ladder. The next day when the Hare comes back to visit the Hatter, and the Hatter first starts to get up from the bed during his solo song, the Hare gently tries to coax him to lie back down at first, like a spouse would. Then when the Hatter invites the Hare to stay at the palace with him, the Hare responds by leaping onto the bed and reclining next to him. And in the final scene, when Tweedle Dee says that what matters is that the Hatter is feeling better, the Hatter and Hare say the Hatter’s catchphrase, “How true that is!” in unison. (This episode also includes a scene of the Hatter sharing the White Rabbit’s bed at night, and in his sleep, he seems oddly determined to throw himself across the Rabbit’s body, then giggles as the Rabbit accidentally tickles him while trying to move him back to his own side.)

For Better or Verse, TechnoBunny: Nothing much, but these episodes do include two of the most fun Hatter/Hare duets: “Professional Diagnosticians” and “Robot Recipe,” respectively.

Party-Pooped: The Hatter/Hare feud episode plays out like a breakup, with all the other characters finally conspiring to bring their favorite couple back together. To begin with, the Hatter’s complaints about the Hare’s inconsiderate behavior sound almost like a stereotypical wife’s complaining about an inconsiderate husband, and he even claims that the Hare has “hurt [his] feelings.” Then as they argue about whether the Hare should apologize or not, their faces come very close together, almost close enough for a kiss: the TV Tropes phrase “belligerent sexual tension” comes to mind. (The show’s “blooper reel” has a funny alternate take of this moment, where the Dormouse calls them both idiots and orders them to make up, then adds “Happy Valentine’s Day!”) And after the Hatter calls the Hare “not my real friend” and the Hare storms away, the Hatter’s expression shows that he’s instantly horrified and remorseful, but his ego won’t let him admit it. During their split, it’s evident that they’re still preoccupied with each other; their chief focus is on hosting rival parties and each trying to outdo the other’s. The climactic party scene at the Queen’s palace is the real shipper’s field day, however. It looks like a Valentine’s Day party, with romantic-looking red heart decorations everywhere. Ostensibly this is just because the Queen is the hostess, but she’s never used heart decorations this lavishly before. Then the Hatter and Hare discover each other’s presence by accidentally finding themselves chest-to-chest. After they still snub each other, and the others huddle up to form Plan B, what they do in the background is worth noticing: despite the show they make of refusing to speak or look at each other, they still don’t leave each other’s side, and keep stealing stealthy glances at each other. Then, when the others confuse them, not only do they start speaking to each other without thinking, but the Hare even uses the Hatter’s usual catchphrase, “How true that is!” And when all the others startle them by exclaiming “Aha!” they instinctively grasp each other’s arms. Throughout Alice’s subsequent song, “Back on Speaking Terms,” she and the other characters try to literally push the Hatter and Hare into each other’s arms, and try to join their hands too, no matter how many times they pull away. And at the end, after getting caught up in the dance, the Hatter and Hare finally voluntarily join hands, which is followed by their finally making up.

Up and Anthem: The Hatter and Hare end “The Wonderland Polka” by leaning against each other shoulder-to-shoulder.

Pretzelmania: When the Hatter and Hare react with shock to Alice guessing that their invention is a pretzel machine, the Hare grabs the Hatter’s arm and shoulder. They also do a little arm- and shoulder-grabbing during the reveal of the pretzel machine. The Hare grabs the Hatter’s arm again at the reveal that the Queen’s ring is missing, while the Hatter puts a comforting/steadying hand on the Hare’s shoulder after they, the Rabbit, and Alice accidentally knock their heads together. Then, when the Hatter says “Search me!” (meaning “I don’t know”), the Hare takes it literally, and starts patting and examining the Hatter’s jacket and chest to search for the ring, with the Hatter willing and happy all the while.

White Elephant Sale: Nothing much, but they do sing a nice duet, “White Elephants into Gold,” which ends with the Hare calling the Hatter (and the Hatter calling himself) “a very brilliant guy.”

Rip-Roaring Rabbit Tales: The Hare grasps the Hatter’s arm and shoulder when the White Rabbit says he’s come on official business.

Happy Boo Boo Day: Again, the Hare grabs the Hatter’s arm a couple of times during their duet “Shh, Surprise!”

What Makes Rabbit Run: Nothing much, but they do sing a fun duet and have cute moments of finishing each other’s sentences.

Friday the Umpteenth: The episode opens (after the theme song) with the Hatter and Hare together in domestic mode, cleaning the Dormouse’s teapot. Then, after they learn about Friday the 13th’s “bad luck,” they spend most of the rest of the episode in a state of anxiety, and frequently grab each other’s arms and shoulders.

Pizza de Resistance: Nothing much, but they do sing a fun duet, “It’s All Up Here,” and share a domestic scene as they cook their “pizza” (meatloaf) together.

A Litter Help from My Friends: They sing another fun duet, “A Picnic on a Bun,” where they build a giant submarine sandwich together, and at one point playfully “fence” with the knives. Then, when the White Rabbit says they have a big problem and the others gather anxiously around him, the Hare grabs the Hatter’s shoulder.

Busy as a Spelling Bee: The Hare precisely remembers the last time the Hatter went bowling and what he was wearing. Then when they decide to go put on their bowling clothes, the Hare says, “Let’s split!” and the Hatter replies “Spare me.” And their duet, “Pick a Word, Any Word,” ends with them sitting shoulder-to-shoulder.

Hic-Hic Hooray: Nothing much, but their duet, “Just Another Miracle of Modern Science,” does include shoulder-touching, and at one point the Hatter grooms the Hare’s ears for him while he looks in a mirror.

He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Hatter: First, there’s the title, if we assume it’s from the Hare’s perspective: “my Hatter.” Within the episode itself, the Hare comfortingly pats the Hatter’s shoulder when he cries about how tempting it is to eat cookies, and staunchly keeps his promise to the Hatter to hide the cookies and not let him eat any more. At the end, when the Hatter realizes he’s lost weight from all the exercise he got looking for the cookies, the Hare proudly exclaims “You’re so smart, you fooled yourself!” and in the song “It’s Great to Be in Shape,” he sings “We like that eye appeal” about the Hatter’s slimmed-down figure.

Invasion of the Tweedle Snatchers: Twice when the “aliens” first speak to the Hatter and Hare, the terrified Hare leaps up into the Hatter’s arms and the Hatter holds him “bridal style.” And even after the Hatter puts him down, they still cling to each other in fear. Throughout the whole episode, as in other episodes they spend in a stage of anxiety, they repeatedly clutch each other’s arms and shoulders.

Bubble Trouble: When the Hatter and Hare come to dip their “tootsies” in the spring, the Hare tickles the bottom of the Hatter’s foot and the Hatter giggles. Later, they share a domestic scene with the song “Scrub-a-Dub-Dub,” as they wash dishes together.