#hatework

I'm not your standard definition of a good worker and I will never aspire to be.

I will not come when called, I will not be on time or early when asked. Work will get done when it gets done, and not a moment sooner. I will never deny someone a break because it is inconvenient for me, I will be understanding when someone takes a little, or even hours longer to come back from one.

Saw him waiting for his breakfast patiently 😂

MEET THE TEAM:

Muckracker (Muck) Oswald Bonnepart

Muck is passionate about drinking, snacking, gaming and sleeping. Yep, that is pretty much it.

Known for being obsessed with with energy drinks and candy... Muck has been examined by the brightest minds in human history and confirmed to be... A total trouble maker with the attention span of a goldfish with ADD and early onset dementia.

Hobbies include:

- Making fort like structures out of empty energy drink cans and bottles

- Hiding in the men’s room with his cell phone all day playing games

- Finding creative new ways to innovate the art of getting out of work

- Not doing his ONE job of collecting souls

- Offending just about every known group of people

- Giving customers shit (like you all know you wanted to)

Some interesting facts about Muck:

- The boss (Lou) is NOT his father. If he tells you this and points out that they are both red and have horns... Do NOT listen!

- He has been stuck in the drain pipes at least 5 times in the last 3 months due to over complicated escape attempts.

- He can not draw digitally.... But when has THAT ever stopped him from trying?!

- Despite being the size of a teddy bear he is actually hung more like a ken doll

- Hates the word “cute” or being told that he is good