It's 11:11 pm. I make my wish (Tommy Salami) and then I slip out of bed. I am pre dressed for this event, in all black as not only does it make me look slimmer it also serves as the perfect camouflage for sneaking out. Yah. Ik. I've never done anything bad so to sneak out goes against all my morales, but so does lying which is what my parents are doing to me bc last time I checked 6+8 doesn't equal 14. Shit. Bad analogy. I just put it into my calculator and it actually comes out as 14 exactly. Yikes. Shit. So back to my sneaking out, my parents have just settled down for bed time sex (which is really just my dad jerking off to my mom crying). I tip top down stairs and through the tulips cautious of my heavy breath and wait, halfway down the stairs I hear my dad climax. I am startled, I haven't heard one that good since he said to me “let's just keep this between us”, I fall down the stairs face first into my dogs piss (princess is still being potty trained). Since I do not own a time machine, I go upstairs shower, redress, then try again. By now it is 1:30 AM because winged eyeliner is hard to apply. Finally making it downstairs I exit out the window as to not be too predicable, unfortunately up to my thighs make it through but I am stuck from the titties up. I think of calling out to mom and dad for assistance but I remember I am sneaking out for a reason… That reason. The truth. To my advantage prince cums over, surprising me by donkey kicking me in the face effectively slidding my slightly husky frame through the winder into my mothers beloved rose both, planted to honor her aborted child. The red signifying the bloodshed from her quivering uterus, and the stabbing pain of the thorns represents the pain that came with taking my fathers pencil shaped penis. Assuming the anatomical position, I progress forward. I walk, for what seems like forever, I have no car, so by the time I get to the hospital it's 5 am. I did bring several snacks, and I had planned on replenishing myself when I got here, but unfortunately I had snacked the entire way up and now both my bag and stomach were running low on fuel. Anyways, I kinda of hopped a fence and snuck into my birth hospital, bay state. I didn't actually sneak in so much as fake internal bleeding so they would rush me in. After being settled in my hospital bed I sneak out and find the nurses main station. There it is, the filing cabinet that will show me the truth…. I walk over, tears of satisfaction streaming down my face. I'm scrolling through the names Stanley, Staffrey… FINALLY Stanek! I pull out the file… Are my eyes once again deceiving me? I am not the girl my file says I am. I am not Bri Stanek. Easy Breezy Beautiful Am I Bri?
