#hate take

You heard the Anon.

Light mode is SO much better on every website. How do people use dark mode?

I’m a hater, so there are a LOT of things about people that get on my nerves. Honestly, most things annoy the fuck out of me. So I don’t know, I’ll just list the first ones that come to mind, but trust me, there are definitely more:

I hate positive people and their positivity and their “you can do it!” and “come on, good vibes!” bullshit straight out of self-help books for neurotypical people who don’t know how to cope with their existential boredom.

I hate yoga instructors, especially the ones obsessed with “building community” and that kind of shit. I hate them so much I’d abolish democracy just to take away their right to vote. Motherfuckers.

People who chew gum. Please implode immediately.

People who are clearly insane but refuse to admit they’re insane. Like, you have eighty thousand issues but refuse to acknowledge it because you don’t want to join the crazy people club. Go graze in a field with your neurotypical friends.

People who say in life “we just have to go with the flow.” Your fucking mother can go with the flow.

People who support surrogacy. I hope they shove a grenade up their ass.

I hate people who always seem super nice. Like when someone constantly smiles and talks to you in this overly enthusiastic tone. Exhausting.

People who are rude to waiters deserve the gulag in Siberia.

Gay men who think that because they’re gay they’re somehow not part of the patriarchy.

When a guy refuses to eat pussy. Honestly disgusting.

When someone constantly references fucking Simpsons episodes and says shit like “this is just like when Homer did…” SHUT UP I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THAT FUCKING SHOW.

Men’s opinions in general get on my nerves. Either go to war or shut the fuck up already. Thinking is not your peak skill.

When some girl goes “omg I don’t know how to do makeup, I just don’t see the point, I prefer being natural.” Shut up Mariana, you’re 35 years old, you’re too old to be trying to be quirky and different. You just sound like a pathetic pick-me. Idiot.

Leftist men who think being left-wing automatically means they can’t still be terrible people, when usually they absolutely still are, their vote is just useful.

People who tell you exercise will cure your mental health problems. Immediate punch to the face.

People who refuse to give political opinions, or who have these watered-down centrist “both sides” takes. You people are the fucking worst. An openly proud fascist is better than you because at least they commit to something. You are the cancer of society. You should all be sent to a deserted island and die there.

USAmericans in general, progressive white USAmericans in particular. They are a plague on any actual left-wing movement. Listening to them talk actively kills brain cells. At least MAGA people are funny because they’re openly stupid, but these people are stupid while also pretending they’re on your side.

People who claim they’re Latine despite never having set foot in Latin America and not speaking Spanish or Portuguese. Applies to every culture honestly. Your name is Kevin and you live in Orlando, you’re not Italian, dumbass.

People who quit smoking and then won’t shut the fuck up about you quitting too.

When some girl acts superior because she says she doesn’t care about luxury and she’s happy “just reading books and enjoying simple things.” Shut up Mariana, if someone offered you a million euros you’d take it immediately. Who the fuck is paying your rent, your Pinterest aesthetic?

This trend of breastfeeding your child until they’re basically eighty years old. Please let there be another generational shift because I cannot stand it.

People who try too hard to be funny, regardless of whether they actually are funny or not.

Theatre kids. Dear God the cringe. You can be cringe if you’re successful, but if you’re a loser like me then stop. You’re not slay, you’re pathetic.

People who judge you for joking about death, suicide, or mental illness. Those people are Satan. Leave me alone.

People who judge others for drinking alcohol deserve prison time.

People who put their children into beauty pageants.

i think its honeslty a small brain thing to do when u take the current you know

half our country burning down and then make it somehow a political stance

by going

“OH THOSE EVIL DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO BURN US ALL DOWN”

or “THOSE CULT STUPID FUCK REPUBLICANS THAT WORSHIP TRUMP ARE TRYING TO KILL US”

its

just small brain

no matter what these stupid fucks politcal affilations are. No matter who or what or how old they are

these are people that went to very dry areas during very hot parts of the day and somehow whether through support for their poltiical icon or literal just pure found stupidty have started series of fires across the states that has caused thousands of dollars in damages, people have lost homes, people have died, lifes have been ruined.

instead of making everything fucking poltical

lets prosecture these dumb fucks

and stop pointing fingers and helping by donating or helping people evacuate or whatever u are able to do

could you imagine if during hurricane katrina where america really came together and everyone put their differences aside to you know help people. they decided to do jack shit and instead point fingers while people died.

it would be crazy right.

well that craziness is happening now

so uh stop being stupid people.