#things i hate

okay when you read this you might be thing “oh my god such a fucking attention seeker🙄” and I know it’s kinda dumb and pathetic but I think I need to get it off my chest.

My naturally rosy cheeks (the girl who SA’d me when I was 12 claimed I liked it cause I was “blushing”.. red cheeks can mean uncomfortable Skye)

the fact I’m a people pleaser (I go out of my way to change things about me even if I don’t want to just to be liked)

the fact I’m basically never gonna find love (the most recent guy I liked genuinely showed interest in me before waiting for me to tell him I like him to say “I wanna be friends”)

my body (I feel like I have a lot of body fat but not so much that I’d be considered actually fat. For the chubby girls I’m “not chubby enough” and for the skinny girls I’m “not skinny enough” it’s like I’m a gross middle ground)

The fact I grew up as the smart kid (kids when I was in school would always say “she’ll know this she’s smart” and just copy off me which I let them because I wanted to be likable. But as soon as I made one mistake in class I was suddenly a “dumb student” who didn’t know how to do things right)

my music taste (K-pop fans would call me basic for not listening to niche groups, alt people will call me a poser for liking mcr when I literally AM alt, etc.)

the toxic sides of half of my religion, Christianity (I’m a christopagan, worshipping God and Aphrodite, and one time someone told me I need to repent so they can “see me in heaven” like God and Aphrodite aren’t working in my life which they are)

the way I talk too much (I feel like I do that because it’s really rare for me to find someone who will listen so obviously I get happy when people ACTUALLY like being around me)

my kinks (I know its strange but with the things I like I just feel disgusting sometimes. Not for the basic stuff like praise and stuff that I DO like, but the things I also like that I don’t think anyone else does like cannibal roleplay it just makes me feel weird for liking it.)

the ages no one will believe me for (I first learned about sex at 5 years old, not through a gentle talk, but the internet. And I accidentally read smut at 11 and became addicted to anything sexual ever since. Oh and when I was like 7 my uncle told me it was illegal to use the bathroom with the door closed in the town we were in and I believed him so I used the bathroom with the door opened and he just so happened to walk past every time I used it while looking at me)

the way I will open up about my feeling and get hated on (so many times I have told people about my feelings and this is what I heard. “You’re so dramatic” “suck it up” “god you’re such an attention seeker” and more. It’s bullshit.)

the way I can never choose a style (my closet is literally a zoo. I can wear street wear one day, band merch the next, and then suddenly decide I wanna dress cute but then realize I don’t like it because it makes people ahem men look at me)

the fact that literally regular things I do can be sexualized (like when I put my hair up, adjust my bottoms, and more like STOPP)

I’m a hater, so there are a LOT of things about people that get on my nerves. Honestly, most things annoy the fuck out of me. So I don’t know, I’ll just list the first ones that come to mind, but trust me, there are definitely more:

I hate positive people and their positivity and their “you can do it!” and “come on, good vibes!” bullshit straight out of self-help books for neurotypical people who don’t know how to cope with their existential boredom.

I hate yoga instructors, especially the ones obsessed with “building community” and that kind of shit. I hate them so much I’d abolish democracy just to take away their right to vote. Motherfuckers.

People who chew gum. Please implode immediately.

People who are clearly insane but refuse to admit they’re insane. Like, you have eighty thousand issues but refuse to acknowledge it because you don’t want to join the crazy people club. Go graze in a field with your neurotypical friends.

People who say in life “we just have to go with the flow.” Your fucking mother can go with the flow.

People who support surrogacy. I hope they shove a grenade up their ass.

I hate people who always seem super nice. Like when someone constantly smiles and talks to you in this overly enthusiastic tone. Exhausting.

People who are rude to waiters deserve the gulag in Siberia.

Gay men who think that because they’re gay they’re somehow not part of the patriarchy.

When a guy refuses to eat pussy. Honestly disgusting.

When someone constantly references fucking Simpsons episodes and says shit like “this is just like when Homer did…” SHUT UP I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THAT FUCKING SHOW.

Men’s opinions in general get on my nerves. Either go to war or shut the fuck up already. Thinking is not your peak skill.

When some girl goes “omg I don’t know how to do makeup, I just don’t see the point, I prefer being natural.” Shut up Mariana, you’re 35 years old, you’re too old to be trying to be quirky and different. You just sound like a pathetic pick-me. Idiot.

Leftist men who think being left-wing automatically means they can’t still be terrible people, when usually they absolutely still are, their vote is just useful.

People who tell you exercise will cure your mental health problems. Immediate punch to the face.

People who refuse to give political opinions, or who have these watered-down centrist “both sides” takes. You people are the fucking worst. An openly proud fascist is better than you because at least they commit to something. You are the cancer of society. You should all be sent to a deserted island and die there.

USAmericans in general, progressive white USAmericans in particular. They are a plague on any actual left-wing movement. Listening to them talk actively kills brain cells. At least MAGA people are funny because they’re openly stupid, but these people are stupid while also pretending they’re on your side.

People who claim they’re Latine despite never having set foot in Latin America and not speaking Spanish or Portuguese. Applies to every culture honestly. Your name is Kevin and you live in Orlando, you’re not Italian, dumbass.

People who quit smoking and then won’t shut the fuck up about you quitting too.

When some girl acts superior because she says she doesn’t care about luxury and she’s happy “just reading books and enjoying simple things.” Shut up Mariana, if someone offered you a million euros you’d take it immediately. Who the fuck is paying your rent, your Pinterest aesthetic?

This trend of breastfeeding your child until they’re basically eighty years old. Please let there be another generational shift because I cannot stand it.

People who try too hard to be funny, regardless of whether they actually are funny or not.

Theatre kids. Dear God the cringe. You can be cringe if you’re successful, but if you’re a loser like me then stop. You’re not slay, you’re pathetic.

People who judge you for joking about death, suicide, or mental illness. Those people are Satan. Leave me alone.

People who judge others for drinking alcohol deserve prison time.

People who put their children into beauty pageants.