#things i hate

For textures I don't like my first line of defense is always to cover it in a nice smooth texture - TAPE MY BELOVED.

I have no clue why I am like this. My working theory is that when I was really young I used to put everything in my mouth until one day I did that with a water proof jacket and it formed some kind of neural pathway. For when I hear the sound of people touching the fabric maybe it's mirror neurons?

Other Items on my shit list:

whatever they use to make cheap pencil pouches ( the kind that plagued my elementary school years)

2D hologram things that change the picture when you turn it from side to side

sometimes the fabrics in seatbelts ( don't worry I still wear them)

Also, sorry about the muted colors I used for this comic, I didn't realize I did that until I was finished with it.

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My least favorite season is fall and winter.

Everyone wears those damn water proof winter jackets. When I TOUCH that fabric I can feel the texture in my mouth. When I HEAR the sound the fabric makes when it brushes against itself, I can feel it in my mouth. Shopping is near impossible for any snow gear.

Employee: can I help you sir?

Me: Do you have water proof jackets made out of soft, absorbent material?

Worst of all, every time I try to describe this sensation people think I'm nuts.

It is always the most boring 50 shades of gray average dark romance 30 year age gap trope EVERRR I HATE IT AND THEY ALWAYS WRITE THE WORST CHARACTERS FOR IT TOO

NO THE CHARACTER THAT IS A KNOWN ROMANTIC IS NOT GONNA SLAP YOU

Oh this is nice isn't it.

However, in the second photo, you can see the previous owner hadn't been able to remove the sticker nicely. We can land robots on a comet, but we don't have clean sticker removal down yet!? Frustrates me so much.

okay when you read this you might be thing “oh my god such a fucking attention seeker🙄” and I know it’s kinda dumb and pathetic but I think I need to get it off my chest.

My naturally rosy cheeks (the girl who SA’d me when I was 12 claimed I liked it cause I was “blushing”.. red cheeks can mean uncomfortable Skye)

the fact I’m a people pleaser (I go out of my way to change things about me even if I don’t want to just to be liked)

the fact I’m basically never gonna find love (the most recent guy I liked genuinely showed interest in me before waiting for me to tell him I like him to say “I wanna be friends”)

my body (I feel like I have a lot of body fat but not so much that I’d be considered actually fat. For the chubby girls I’m “not chubby enough” and for the skinny girls I’m “not skinny enough” it’s like I’m a gross middle ground)

The fact I grew up as the smart kid (kids when I was in school would always say “she’ll know this she’s smart” and just copy off me which I let them because I wanted to be likable. But as soon as I made one mistake in class I was suddenly a “dumb student” who didn’t know how to do things right)

my music taste (K-pop fans would call me basic for not listening to niche groups, alt people will call me a poser for liking mcr when I literally AM alt, etc.)

the toxic sides of half of my religion, Christianity (I’m a christopagan, worshipping God and Aphrodite, and one time someone told me I need to repent so they can “see me in heaven” like God and Aphrodite aren’t working in my life which they are)

the way I talk too much (I feel like I do that because it’s really rare for me to find someone who will listen so obviously I get happy when people ACTUALLY like being around me)

my kinks (I know its strange but with the things I like I just feel disgusting sometimes. Not for the basic stuff like praise and stuff that I DO like, but the things I also like that I don’t think anyone else does like cannibal roleplay it just makes me feel weird for liking it.)

the ages no one will believe me for (I first learned about sex at 5 years old, not through a gentle talk, but the internet. And I accidentally read smut at 11 and became addicted to anything sexual ever since. Oh and when I was like 7 my uncle told me it was illegal to use the bathroom with the door closed in the town we were in and I believed him so I used the bathroom with the door opened and he just so happened to walk past every time I used it while looking at me)

the way I will open up about my feeling and get hated on (so many times I have told people about my feelings and this is what I heard. “You’re so dramatic” “suck it up” “god you’re such an attention seeker” and more. It’s bullshit.)

the way I can never choose a style (my closet is literally a zoo. I can wear street wear one day, band merch the next, and then suddenly decide I wanna dress cute but then realize I don’t like it because it makes people ahem men look at me)

the fact that literally regular things I do can be sexualized (like when I put my hair up, adjust my bottoms, and more like STOPP)

1. An irredeemable (and possibly manipulative) asshole that you are supposed to feel bad for!! you are supposed to love them!!

2. A perverted loser, most of their personality and/or talk revolve around SEX and nothing else (and TO THE POINT THEY HARASS OTHER CHARACTERS.)

if you managed to get both of them in one character... WELL CONGRATS!! THEY ARE NOW IN MY PERSONAL WORST CHARACTERS EVER LIST!!