#hashimada fluff

I like those plots where HashiMada is living with genin Sasuke so he would not be alone after the massacre

Also poor little thing, has to endure their constant arguing and/or courting

Sasuke: *accidentaly cuts himself while cooking*

Hashirama, worried: Sasuke, show me, I will heal you immediately

Madara: You weren’t in a hurry after I was cut last time!

Hashirama: When and where and why were you cut, Mada?

Madara: Valley of End, my heart, by your killing blow.

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Sasuke: So what was that again about not holding grudges and quick forgiving?

Madara: Sasuke, there is a small difference. Naruto just ate you food. This bastard lover of mine killed me. I am about to mock him with that for the rest of our lives

Hashirama: And I accept that. Also, you “died” huh?

Canonical HashiMada convo

If placing this on a timeline, kinda around the 4th war, Madara still an Otsutsuki. AU.

Madara: Originally, I wanted to leave the tailed beast be. Live their own lives, chillin, not interacting with humans.

Hashirama: Yeah, sure.. you are just missing a Nine-tailed sized point there.

Madara: Yeah. Kurama is a different story. But he still had his freedom and stuff. And then • someone • came up with the great idea to collect them all, which would not be a problem, having the tailed beasts somewhere in the Fire Country, but no!

Hashirama: I wanted equality, that’s all.

Madara: Naturally. But instead of having them for us, you just gave up on Konoha’s upper hand by giving them away, one tailed beast for each bigger hidden village. And from your oh so desired peace and friendship with the villages, it just caused greed and war. More presumably, three.

Hashirama: I just really love how you blame me for things that happened after my ‘death’

Madara: It doesn’t matter you were alive or not at the moment, you fucked up, not to mention the whole jinchuuriki thing! You fucking took away the freedom of the tailed beasts!

Hashirama:.. so that justifies your fourth Shinobi war, I see.

Madara: That wasn’t my intention.. anymore. After I came back to life, just wanted my ~other halves~ being with me again.

Hashirama: your what?

Madara: Tailed beasts are pure chakra. More presumably, the Otsutsuki kind, as for them being born from the Chakra fruit which is.. you know. Me being an ‘Otsutsuki’ now, having the same chakra as the Sage had and the beasts have.. I kinda feel them and stuff. So you know.. them being locked in a human and suffering, I felt that as well.

Hashirama: Wow, never thought about this - anyhow, what now?

Madara: I have more than enough of this world, so I guess I move a planet, with all of the tailed beasts, and live a peaceful life without humans.

Hashirama: .. Sure, you are an Otsutsuki god now. Well, good luck and stuff, I -

Madara: Yup.

Hashirama: What?

Madara: You can come. Didn’t you want to ask that?

Hashirama: Ehm.. well.. yeah,

Madara: I know. Let’s just go and leave all this behind for a while.

Hashirama: Happy ending?

Madara, to Hashirama: It’s like a dream coming true, that you are by my side, living together, I don’t fear anything anymore.

Hashirama:

I remember when you said

You want my heart

But you threw it away

I remember when you said

You don’t need it

Yet you stole it anyway

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X

All those years,

We have been through

The difficulties

We fought over

Yet here we are now,

And it’s so sad

We turned out

like this

Madara:

I told you already

So many times

I do not care

For your love

You are slave for fame

I’m a slave for power

And you know right

I’m telling the truth

Right, we had some good years

Yet those barriers are still there

And I’m tired of fighting them off

Not if that’s how I wanted

It to turn out