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oh my god they fucked on the boat

y'know what i hate? spiders. and mosquitoes. but i don't like all them sprays, like citronellas. torches make you look like a racist. so, i invented an eco-friendly, race-neutral.......... mosquito and spider repellent. it's called chicken. aight, chicken can take out any airborne insect flying around your skull within a one-and-a-half foot radius. if they bite you on your leg, just drop 'em on the ground! chicken don't care! right, chicken? get 'em, chicken. bite 'em. that's right. it's good chicken, does what it's 'sposed to. so buy it now, look 1-800-buy-a-fuckin'-chicken. have a good one.

My Magnum Opus

{ spoilers: hazbin hotel season 2 }