#harton

From the Team Fortress 2 colour palette challenge I did over on Twitter.

Inktober 52 2022 - Week 42 - 'Bluff'

Flirt & Run™ is Elton’s trademark move. He does it all the times at concerts to make them more fun. He chooses a couple of doe-eyed fans near the front where he can make frequent eye contacts with (both boys and girls) who look at him like he hangs the moon and then proceeds to flirt with them extensively through the concert just to see them trying not to faint. I know this because he did this to me in 3. Different. Concerts. He blew a kiss and winked at another girl near me in one of them and that girl only barely managed to stand straight after. And the way he flirted with another guy in yet another concert was almost close to how he did it to Harry. Then he always runs away at the end of the concerts so not like he ever made good on any of those flirting.

And yet here he was, with Mr. Harry Hart the Super Gentleman Spy™ and Elton John did the exact same move to him. Harry Hart was being a puppy/fanboy hard enough that Elton John pulled out the F&R™ move and got away with it.

Inktober 2020 - Day 19 - ‘Dizzy’

First of all I have to say: HARTON 5EVER!!! (get it? Harry x Elton… Har Ton… Hart on… oh shut up, my pun is amazing, fite me!) I am the captain of this ship and I shall sail it forever no matter how lonely it is. Finally my 13 years being in the Elton John fandom is useful for something.

Ok, onto more serious stuffs (under cut because it is really spoilery, like REALLY spoilery):

Welp, sooooo my ships all sunk. Harry x Eggsy? Sunk. Harry x Merlin? Sunk. Merlin x Eggsy? Mega ultra sunk. Harry x Merlin x Eggsy? As sunk as the Titanic. Seriously I feel like I am just picking up the fallen pieces of those ships, building the Harton boat and captaining it now as a form of protest.

Despite the queerbait-ness of this movie (like seriously Hartwin, Merlahad, whatever the ship name of Merlin x Eggsy is, etc were teased A LOT), I hope we have more materials now for fix-it fics because I am devastated.

GIVE BACK MERLIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!! PLS I AM WILLING TO BRIBE ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO BRING HIM BACK IN KM3 WITH MY OWN ELTON JOHN TICKETS!! Merlin deserves better. Like seriously, Elton John had more action scenes than Merlin. #JusticeForMerlin *aggressively leveling Merlin up in the KM mobile game in denial*

On the note of deserving better: Roxy. My girl deserves much better than this. Fuck.

Elton John was great and it soothed my heart a bit but still… *sigh*

Still like the movie and I had a lot of fun but wish it didn’t do many things. Would recommend, would watch again. Also hot dudes are still hot.