parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

Don’t Twinkify my Shane but also don’t Dumbify my Ilya! He does not need a sex ban threat to pick up his socks, he knows Shane doesn’t like stuff on the floor. He does not eat McDonalds while shane cooks dinner. His goal in life is to be a good boyfriend and make his man happy and he is very good at it.

I’m speaking my truth: every hollanov scene touches on humiliation kink because Shane finds it humiliating to have sex.

Ilya goes to pull out of Shane and Shane just whines under his breath and looks over his shoulder at Ilya and blinks heavy and says “already?” Words all jumbled, cheek smushed to the sheet and Ilya is rubbing his hand in slow circles on the low of Shane’s back. It had been ten minutes since Ilya filled Shane with his cum. But Shane’s all big brow eyes wet lashes and poured red bitten lips and he looks actually heartbroken about it. Ilya rubs his thumb over Shane’s mouth and kisses and bites over his cheeks and mumbles, “no no sweetheart, I’m here, I’m here” nuzzling their mouths together, slow little kisses and Ilya’s shifting them to the spooning, arms around Shane, hand rubbing up and down his side from hip to ribs over and over

given how much ilya enjoys being shirtless at home, i have a very dear image in my mind of hollanov babby copying papa and also having their lil tummy out as often as possible. literally gets home and shirt comes off IMMEDIATELY. tiny backpack off round lil tummy OUT. ilya did briefly try keeping his shirt on at all times because they were trying to teach babby "hey. we gotta wear clothes." but shane finally just let him return to his natural state because he did have the energy of a cat trapped in a t-shirt and at a certain point it was just sad to watch. babby knows pants stay on, and they're calling it good enough.