if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

do you ever get really cocky in your head like “I could do that” about something you have no expertise in but like i just know if the stars aligned and i wasn’t constantly on the verge of killing myself I could do that and I’d be really good at it but jus not right now cause I gotta go lay down

If Harris isn’t even slightly fat I’m gonna cause issues…. In my head he’s a weird mix of Harvey guillen and a Baby Bear that sprang to life from an apple seed

Need more fics where Ilya's in Russia when the fan mail video comes out and after they get him back they don't forgive Hayden. Every one I've read has them forgive him and I hate it :/ they shouldn't have forgiven him IN CANON let alone if Ilya was in Russia at the time??? You've gotta be fucking kidding

Our even just not forgive him at all. Need more canon shit friend Hayden Pike getting his ass blocked

Its actually really good that manchester by the sea was only in theaters in 2016 meaning manchester_by_the_sea.gif wasn’t propagated onto twitter yet because you know ilya would be replying to every “rose landry spotted with shane hollander” update with it from his burner stan account and I think that would not be great for his psyche

am i the only one who didn't find that line gross at all "probably where u get ur looks from" 😭😭 i didn't find it fetishizing or weird in the slightest why don't ppl like that line, god forbid he recognize a milf when he sees one game knows game

the first time shane & ilya spend ilya’s birthday together i think the vibe really is ‘saying all of my dog’s favorite words in the same sentence’ because shane wants to make sure its ilya’s best birthday ever & doesn’t know how to do anything by half . shanevoice ilya pay attention i have a plan (nooo hollanderrrrr i want to fuck you NOW is my birthday :((((( how could u be so cruel to me) ok we’re taking the ferrari to mcdonald’s for mcgriddles (ilya visibly perking up) you are allowed to go 125 km/h but only if the coast is clear (imaginary tail beginning to wag) & you have to slow down if you want road head . when we get home we are taking a pot gummy & going swimming & i am grilling for lunch (ilya, his eyes huge, in the apron i bought for you?) yes ilya in the meat daddy apron . then shower, nap, one beer, dinner at my parents’ house, home by 6, and then i’ll give you your birthday present 🙂 does that sound good ? ilya, crying, shane this is my best birthday ever (shanevoice ilya it’s 9 am we haven’t even done any of it yet) MY BEST BIRTHDAY EVER WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHO I LOVE . & after they fuck (because obviously that was the first thing on the agenda shane just likes when ilya whines & begs for it & ilya does too) shane is back-to-business rustling around the bedroom putting their clothes out & talking about nothing while ilya watches from the bed w the big dopey smile of a man enamored with the bus that just ran him over