So just to keep things simple:

honey is an armadillo

harold is a pangolin

and the other three Butt Ass kids are hybrids of the two, resembling certain subspecies of armadillos despite having a mix of traits from their parents!

Kick - Pichi

resembles his mom the most

inherited her mono-eye, lack of Real Sharp Claws, bare arms, stubby tail and shell

tho he has his dad's nose and curved ears

Brianna - Pink Fairy Armadillo

a pretty even split of traits!

inherited her mom's eyes, floppy ears (with her dad's Curve to em), nose, bare arms, and her shell

her shell Looks Like That due to her dad; they function more like pangolin scales so they're Very Sharp, Yo

inherited her dad's eye shape, long tail, and sharp claws

Brad - Giant Armadillo

resembles his dad the most

inherited his long snout, claws, curved ears, and scales

inherited his mom's nose, relatively stubby tail length and ear length

he has a partial shell, which reconnects to his tail rather than being under it like with kick/honey

he is not fully scaled around his body like his dad, mostly Just on his arms

he has thinner scales around his face like his dad