#haremspouses

I Know Polonius Said "Brevity is the soul of wit" But I Couldn't Care Less

Hi! My name is Bram, and I am probably the most dramatically dry-humored person you will ever meet. I am totally a human, and I totally am not a vampire. Whenever you talk to me, and I just so happen to make a joke, you can practically hear the crickets. [Enter cricket.]

I apologize in advance for being a theatre kid. There's a method to my madness; there's organization in my chaos. I'm also really cringy, but you know what they say: to be cringe is to be free.

I know this first impression doesn't give you necessarily a pleasing perspective (unless you're into my excessiveness?) but I swear I'm not a cornball. I'm just Catholic.

Anyways!

This Block of Information Could Be Considered Stupefyingly Insignificant But Bram Insists That It Isn't And You Should Listen to Him

Okay. Bullet point time.

- I usually go by he/him is most definitely preferred, but if you truly insist, anything else is fine

- I'm bisexual, m'kay? Like Hamlet, m'kay? No further elaboration, m'kay?

- Now this part gets really complicated (for me personally) but I'm aroaceflux or something of the sort. I really don't know and this is the best way I can put it lol

- Here's some personality things if you're into that! INTJ-T (Ni Te Fi Se), emphasis on the Fi aspect because I have an awkwardly heavy Fi, Melancholic-Choleric, 5w4, Chaotic Neutral

Okay, These Color-Coded Bricks of Text Look Really Big But I Promise That They're Fundemental

I present to you: massive bout of words. (Things I like, basically.)

Classic literature (to be more specific: The Picture of Dorian Gray, some Shakespeare, Crime and Punishment Catcher in the Rye, the Outsiders, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, et cetera); F1; Some anime, but sparsely (such as: Bungou Stray Dogs, Kakegurui, Hetalia, et cetera only applies if I can remember anything else); History if there is a fandom which I know there must be (I like mostly European history but all sorts of history is fun. I jump around); Mythology, especially Greek mythology, but I do adore other mythologies too; Movies! I love movies! Some of my favorites are Conclave, the Sound of Music, Top Gun (original), the Notebook, Stand by Me, BoRhap/Bohemian Rhapsody, and more but I really really really like Conclave; I also like watching TV, anime aside! Especially shows such as Suits USA, Three Body Problem, South Park (though I don't watch much anymore), Good Omens and others that I seriously can't remember. I also play Genshin and Honkai Star Rail but I don't want to talk about that.

Some of my hobbies include: collecting (records, cds, Funko Pops, figurines, mini building models, etc), drawing (traditionally or digitally), writing (plays, stories, letters, blah blah blah), reading, sulking in bed, did I mention sulking in bed, monologuing, complaining, lowkey rolling around doing nothing, stressing over academics, but also reassuring myself that I'm gonna be fine and there's nothing to worry about, listening to music (some of my faves include Oasis, Blur, Mitski, some Olivia Rodrigo songs, Weezer, Guns N' Roses, Classical music actually, Radiohead, Graham Coxon, Inspiral Carpets, Stone Roses, Queen, etc), contemplating, and trying to survive the mirage that we call everyday life.

A Most Methodical Method of Organization That I Wasn't Intent on Using at First, But I Got Over Myself: the Taglist

#bram speaks - I speak.

#bram asks - I ask.

#bram replies - I reply to asks.

#bram catalogs - I catalog famous posts.

#bram catalogs: for later - I save posts for later.

#bram reblogs - I reblog, except I like add extra text/tags to my reblog. I don't add this tag to things I reblog that I don't add substance to.

#bram's bored - I'm bored and I want opinions.

#god save bram alamania - Idk, I just put this on random posts where I act really stupid. So basically everything.

#a day in the life of basil the great / #featuring bram's stupid fucking schedule - Posts that are basically little glimpses of my life. Hah! You get to see in the day of Bram himself.

#bram and his odd hyperfixation on [blank] or any adjacent tags - Posts with these sorts of tags will usually be about a fandom, but I don't really use them.

#bramalamania ocs - Posts about my ocs.

#bramsona / #cardinal bram / # count bram a. b. alamania / etc, etc - These tags will be under posts related to my numerous sonas. Good luck keeping track of them all.

-> If you want the list of them: Count Abraham A. B. Alamania (vampire guy), Basil Alamania (most accurate to me irl), Cardinal Abraham Selever Alamania-Haller (cardinal guy), "Brian" (aka "Leslie"—old sona that forever haunts the other Bram variants), Abraham Freedom Alamania (weirdo patriot all-American bitch), King Abraham I of Britain, Aleksei Sergeyevich Zamyotov of Russia, Dr. Jonas Alamania

#haremspouses - Posts involving my haremspouses! (@iobsesswaytoomuch1 @pearl-in-vinegar @straywings @leonardbirdstein @artandbeauty71 @shakespeare-guy-anon @trulyandreax -> go follow them. NOW.)

#haremclave - Posts about the haremspouse conclave universe.

#letters to a dying flame / #ltadf / #basil the great / #btgltadf - Posts relating to my play, Letters to a Dying Flame.

#the sabbatical / #tsab - Posts about my original story, the Sabbatical.

#mootiepies - Posts involving my mootiepies! (I LOVE YOU ALL!)

Other Blogs I've Made For 25% Impractical Reasons but Are Purposeful Nonetheless

(Totes go follow these, by the way! Jeez, enough with the shameless plugging already, Bram.)

@prince-ofcats - Tybalt rp blog

@danishdanishprince - Hamlet rp blog

@shostakobitchh (formerly @basilthealright) - Art blog

@beeloverpoet - Virgil rp blog

@rosminusguil - Rosencrantz rp blog

@letters2adyingflame - Basil the Great/Letters to a Dying Flame blog

@the-sabbatical - The Sabbatical blog

@cardinalalamania - Cardinal Alamania (Haremclave) blog

@confusedtwin - Sebastian (Twelfth Night) rp blog

@teenpoleon - Napoleon Bonaparte (teenage girl version) rp blog

@lanterndoth - Moonshine (A Midsummer Night's Dream) rp blog

Just Be Glad That the Word Vomit is Finally Over

If you actually read this far, tickle me impressed pink. I've always been terrible at conclusions—I like to come (and go), but I never like to finish, if you catch my drift.

But yep. Now you know all you have to know about Bram. If you have any questions about vampiric origins, you will have to find out on your own.