seventeen as your older brothers
warnings | mentions of food/snacks, implications of alcohol consumption (not the reader), friendly insults (pls lmk if i missed anything)
notes | this has been a brain rot for a while now, so iâm glad that i have this writen down now lol. This was like a brain dump for me LMAO like i was js writing whatever came to mind when i imagined each member as an older brother. oh also this has no correlation with any of the members' siblings/lineage. pretend itâs in an alternate universe where youâre their only sibling
seungcheolÂ
for other people, it was always âsorry my folks wonât let meâ to hanging out with friends. but for you? oh no no no it was â... seungcheol said noâ and everyone knew there was no refuting it bc once cheol makes up his mind, there was no changing it. heâs like your third parent, always calling and making sure that youâre where youâre supposed to be. on days when you come back late at night, it was seungcheol whoâs patiently waiting for you in the living room, not your parents (he had convinced them to go to sleep and swore to stay awake until you got home) but like he would be such a sweet, protective older brother :(( if heâs out grabbing snacks or groceries, he always makes sure to grab a bag of your favorite snacks and when he gets home, he js silently drops it on your bed and leaves your room. and omg sometimes he would help out with your math and chem homework, and nine times out of ten, it led to both you and your dad getting yelled at by cheol at 10 pm at night at the kitchen table bc neither of you could understand cos, sin, and tanÂ
jeonghanÂ
having jeonghan as your older brother would be so interesting omg like when you guys were younger, you were able to count on one hand the number of times youâve won a game against him. he always said that it was bc he was js better than you but everyone and their mother knew that the little shit eater (affectionate) was shoving uno cards up his sleeves whenever he could. as you guys get older, he would probably cheat his way out of doing chores and leave you to do the dishes all on your own. he would only come back later bc he felt bad and he would help you put away the cutlery. he would randomly come into your room and stand by the doorway for 3 minutes before he js leaves LOL omg and when you were in middle school, he packed your lunch everyday and occasionally wrote a note that reminded you to do drink water bc you never fucking drink water and it pisses jeonghan off
joshua
DUDEEE i think you would be that friend who has a cute older brother. like that one time shua gave you and your friends a ride to the beach, your friends were all giggling and shit in the backseat whenever he smiled. at one point, you had to scold joshua bc his friendly behavior had all of your friends crushing on him and told him to stop being so nice but he js laughed and ruffled your hair. but i feel like having joshua as a brother would be so nice. like if you were in a bad mood, he always left food and water outside your door and texted you smth like âthereâs food outside if you want any. you can do so much better than that jerk anywayâ AHHH AND AND when you were still in school, there were some days where shua comes home at 5 am, covered in glitter and smelling like alcohol and sweat. he would go into the kitchen, where youâre eating breakfast before going to school, and he would js grab a cup of water, ruffle your hair as a greeting before disappearing into his room. the first time that happened shua made you swear up and down that you wouldnât tell your parents (you didnât and you never have)
junhui
JUN WOULD BE SUCH A FUN BIG BROTHER LMAO LIKE he would conjure up the most random food concoctions in the kitchen at 2 am and then force have you be the taste tester. 8 times out of 10 it was edible, but once in a while, you would have to spit out the lump of⊠burnt charcoal?? you spit it out and complain that it tastes disgusting and junhui would js laugh at you. it was disgusting, but you considered it some of your favorite memories with jun. and you guys would have like an unspoken kind of connection like you guys can stare at each other and js understand how the other personâs feeling itâs rlly nice actually, to have a brother who js knows how you feel without saying a word. OH and you guys would def watch comedy shows together late at night and you guys def have inside jokes from the shows you watch heh
hoshi
oh my god imagine hoshi as your older brother holy crap. i feel like he would either be a super protective older brother or an older brother who acts like a younger one. like your parents genuinely questioned how hoshi could be older than you sometimes. but having him as your older brother regardless of either would be so fun. like the mafia game is def 100% banned from family gatherings bc last time it happened, soonyoung was doing cartwheels around the living room, screeching and accusing your great aunt of being the mafia LMAO LIKE bro takes mafia a little too seriously LMAOO but seriously like you probably started his horanghae agenda. when you guys were younger, he was obsessed with tiger patterned things and so you started calling him âtigerâ as a joke and it js kinda stuck (woozi hates you for that btw) oh but he would be so annoying like if he sees you with your crush, later that day heâll be like âoooooo was that one person you were talking-â and you have to throw a handful of lettuce to shut him up
wonwoo
the most chillest older brother EVER. like if you randomly walk into his room and ask for a ride to the mall for you and your friends, he would put down his book and grab his car keys without a second thought. and if your parents said no to hanging out with friends, you knew that wonwoo would find a way to sneak you out later. i feel like when you guys are hanging out together, you would each be doing your own thing. he would send you a meme via messages instead of js showing you on his phone since you were on the other side of the couch and then you guys would js laugh about it together. i feel like wonwoo would be like a âsilent but deadlyâ kind of protective brother. like he doesnât stop you from going out and trying out things but if youâre ever in trouble, heâs always one call away. like he is such a supportive and understanding brother i love <3
wooziÂ
jihoon as your older brother would be so interesting. like heâs always staying up and working until the crack of dawn in his studio but if he sees you awake past 12 am he would be upset that you werenât getting enough sleep. âgo to sleep, itâs past your bedtimeâ âIM A GROWN ASS ADULT JIHOONâ ooo also i think jihoon would be like a little more serious older brother. like if you ever had any worries or concerns, woozi would immediately put down whatever he was doing to listen intently to what you had to say. whether you wanted advice or some comforting words, jihoon always has something to say that would make you feel better. he would also randomly stop by your room to make sure that youâre doing alright and that you were taking care of yourself. ooo and if youâre into music, he would be your #1 supporter and critic LMAO like right after your piano recital he would go up to you and say âyou couldâve worked on the dynamics a little moreâ before handing you a big ass bouquet of flowers âgood job today, you did amazingâ
minghaoÂ
meditation sessions together!! if hao notices that youâre looking a little too stressed, he would force you to get out of your room and have you meditate with him in the living room. he still kinda thinks of you as his baby sibling. he gets worried that youâre overdoing it sometimes and makes sure that youâre taking it easy. heâll randomly text you throughout the day to make sure that youâre doing alright and if heâs making himself a cup of tea, he always asks you if you want some too. oh and he would definitely help you with your homework when you need it. OH OH OH AND ALSO i feel like he would be a rlly good listener. like you can vent to him all you want and he wonât judge you at all, just listen and nod his head until you feel better
mingyu
mr gyu!!! lowkey tho i feel like he could be an annoying older brother LMAO like kinda like jeonghan heâll come into your room, knock over something and then just leave. you thought it was annoying but you knew it was his way of showing that he cared about you and making sure that you were doing alright. and if he makes food, he always makes sure to leave some extras in the fridge for you so you could never stay mad at him for anything. oh my god and if you ever start dating someone get ready for the older brother interrogation!! his bigger, physical build would scare the living crap out of your partners LMAO âtouch [Name] and youâre done forâ kinda vibe and itâs true but heâs also like ânew friend!!â but heâs gonna make sure that he intimidates them first before befriending them lol also i feel like when you guys were younger, despite being the younger one, you got mingyu into trouble more than you did lolz
dokyeom
dokyeom is like a 2+1 deal lol like heâs your older brother but heâs also your best friend. youâre somehow always looped into his dumb antics but heâs the only one that gets in trouble for it. oh oh oh and if youâre in a bad mood, heâll burst into your room with his portable karaoke machine and disco lights to cheer you up. omg and he would like change the lyrics of the song âwhy is my little sibling crying~~~ donât you know you get 100 times uglier when you cry~~~ that piece of shit wasnât worth it anyway~~~ stop crying and join me in my singING~~~~~â it always manages to cheer you up and before the tears have all dried up, youâre already laughing while youâre singing with dokyeom (you really appreciate how hard he works to cheer you up)
seungkwan
okay bc why is arguing with him lowkey funny LMAO LIKE seungkwan will be chilling in his room and youâll barge in, yelling at him for leaving the toilet seat up LMAO or not cleaning up all the hair he sheds after a shower and heâll start yelling back in his defense LOL and omg we all know how much seungkwan loves his mom so in most cases, if you ever do anything, seungkwanâs gonna immediately run to your mom âMOMMM THEYâRE DOING IT AGAINNNNâ but yea you guys would def get into immature fights abt the TV remote control or who gets to sit in shotgun lol but also i feel like seungkwan would be kind of like subtle in the way that he shows that he cares for you. like heâll always make sure your favorite snack is stored in the pantry and restock it the day that it disappears, and he knows youâre sensitive to the cold, so if you ever fall asleep with your window open, heâll come in and close it so you donât wake up the next morning with a sore throat. you both dance and sing to wonder girls together whenever he visits home and heâll throw his slipper at you if you get a single dance move or lyric wrong âi canât believe iâm related to youâ
vernon
NO BC VERNON WOULD BE THE SWEETEST, BEST OLDER BROTHER EVER :(((( like when you guys were younger, he would read you bedtime stories and if you were crying, he would silently hold your hand while you get consoled by your mother until you feel better. i can imagine hansol walking you and dropping you off at school before going to his own, and he always makes sure to see you enter the building before he leaves to go to his own school (stop this is making me so soft) and when you guys are older, similar to wonwoo, he doesnât really intervene in your life and the choices you make unless itâs smth really dumb and a bad ending was inevitable. like he doesnât pry about your personal life but he occasionally checks in to make sure that youâre feeling alright and he always lets you know that heâs always there if you need to talk to someone abt anything. he kinda joins in whatever nonsense you do, like you have an extra concert ticket? vernon is your ride + concert buddy. you wanna go to the beach? vernon already has his sunscreen applied. youâre running away and joining the circus? you guys can be a duo act
dino
omg literally thing 1 and thing 2 like i feel dino would also be a sibling that you would get into petty arguments with. âstop calling me your younger brother, iâm literally [insert number] of years/days older than youâ âthen maybe you should start acting like it- STOP I DIDNâT MEAN IT IâM SORRY HELPâ (he started tickling you) LMAO LIKE lowkey you guys can argue but you know itâs over if you guys ever get into a physical brawl, cuz bro knows how to FIGHT. he can throw a mean punch and youâve witnessed firsthand what his fists could do (he beat up a school bully in 7th grade) i feel like you two would get along like 2 peas in a pod tho (secretly when no oneâs looking) like you guys are always on the same wavelength and have similar habits that you guys picked up from each other. and despite being the younger sibling, chan often fell victim to your pranks and jokes (poor boy save him) and similar to dk, it was like having a best friend and a brother all in one and you can bicker with him all you want
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