#hannibee

Whoever drove the knife into his skull (I’m just thinking Hannibal because of strength, but I’d love to see Bedelia able to drive a steak knife through a skull) aside, I love she’s got the sense to keep her prints off the weapon.

Same, same, she’s a canny lady.

I’m wondering about Hannibal’s posture though, he’s chewing his food calmly (definite air of affected nonchalance ‘pass the salt, dear’ etc.), doesn’t look like he’s only just sat down... 

So how long ago did this rudedude get the teatime trepanning?! 

Is Bedelia walking in on Hannibal and seeing him sitting with someone like ‘hello dear you didn’t tell me we had companOH FOR FUCKSAKE.’ 

The fact that he’s just propped up in his chair like a doll, with his food still on his plate (is this Hannibal’s idea of playing house?) 

Absolutely zero attempt at a disconnect between murder and the dinner table ... 

I don’t even know what to think! 

It just struck me that I’ve been assuming all this time that Bedelia would somehow come out of all this with her hands miraculously unbloodied (which is kind of patronising of me - like oh no she couldn’t possibly be a terrifying serial killer too she’s a Laydee!) 

She’s smart enough to be constructing an ‘I was abducted by Hannibal and made to participate against my will’ defence from the get-go but ice-queen enough that if she wanted to join in with the fun she’d probably be able to get away with it too. Hell, Hannibal’s a gentleman, he’d take the blame for her - after all, he owes her, if she helped him get out of the country and has been acting as his beard wife.

1 - Will sitting on the couch in Hannibal's office playing Russian Roulette with the same revolver he used to almost-kill Clark Ingram, while Hannibal feels him up/strokes his hair/nuzzles his neck (on the revolver-side). Hannibal lets him fire five shots before smiling indulgently and taking the gun out of his hands. 

2 - Hannibal giving Will a handjob, then whipping out his perfectly-folded pocket square (to Will's astonishment) and using it to clean him up, before re-folding it and putting it right back in his pocket. Throughout the rest of the day, Hannibal lifts his lapel and ducks his head to sniff at it with a private little smile, like he's got a flower tucked in his button-hole which only he can see. 

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