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“ You’re all blue. Is it because you’re sad? Sad and alone? ”

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@handsomestofthejacks
“ You’re all blue. Is it because you’re sad? Sad and alone? ”

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Jack: Fine, I just gotta keep the kid in R&D until I figure out what to do with her. Hell, I leave her there long enough, she’ll come back to me! This kid can’t be that stubborn. Audrey, a teenager: Die waiting, old man.
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@handsomestofthejacks looks like Nisha is going to be the one to show up Jack and successfully pick up Ffam. @cowgirl-illusions

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(( a little bit of art and a story which both me and @handsomestofthejacks came up with. Need to shade this drawing. But I kinda wanted to post it. So we talked about the idea of Elisa taking a bullet for Jack during a failed assassionation attempt. Where Elisa would end up in the hospital and Jack getting mad because she did something that could have ended her life. I made a diary entry...so Uhm...here it is. Sorry if it sucks ))
Dear Diary,
I don’t remember much of what happened, it will take some time to get my memory back. Maybe writing it down will help me remember more things...But I ended up in the hospital. How did I get here ? Well, I did something stupid, yet something I don’t regret. It all happened a couple days ago when I was called over to Jack’s Office. It must have been...8:30 in the morning, this man doesn’t understand that I enjoy sleeping in on a Sunday...But here I went, trying entertain my murder dad. I slowly made my way over, coffee in hand and a very tired look on my face. When I entered he made a couple jokes about me looking like a zombie, the usual stuff. Turned out he was bored and wanted me to fix that. It’s a miracle my eyes didn’t pop out of my head when I rolled them so hard. I wonder if he sees me as more then a person he can ask to entertain him. He never really asks me how I am doing, if I start to feel at home here or whatever. Nope, it’s only ‘Elisaaaaaa. I am so bored, come and show me some of your hocus pocus shit kiddo.’.
So I told him that after I finished my coffee I would take him on a little flight. I might nog be great with magic, there are some parts I am great at ! Making people float or fly is one of them. I have done this a couple times with him and Jack really seems to enjoy it a great deal. Remember how I said I wanted to finish my coffee first ? Huh, ofcourse not because Jack was already dragging me out of his office...Clearly he couldn’t wait. He never thinks about what others want...So there I was, being dragged by my arm to the spot we use for training his flight skills.
And here is the part that made me end up here in the hospital. Jack kept talking and talking, about his work, how awesome he was, how I needed to look more awake blablabla. I was only half listening to be honest, but I did notice this man. He was just standing in one of the hallways we had to cross, looking kinda off...The next things happened so fast. The strange man quickly pulled out a gun and aimed for Jack. I only had a split second to think...So I pushed my dad out of the way...And from there everything is a big blur. There are a few things I remember. I felt a horrible pain in my chest, right next to my heart. I remember Jack yelling at me. The man was running away. But...That’s it. Next thing I knew I woke up here in a hospital. I was strapped to everything and there were a couple nurses in the room. Jack was also there, looking very pissed. He ordered the nurses to leave, so he could have a chat with me. Oke more a yell session. He was so angry. Telling me I was crazy, did I even use my brain, why didn’t I use my powers and so many other things. It...It did kinda hurt. He didn’t even thank me for saving his life. A couple days have passed now and Jack keeps showing up at random times during the day, telling me how angry and mad he is. Never thanking me. I think that might be a bit too out of character for him. I just...I wanted to help. I can’t let him get shot like that. He’s my family...Even if he doesn’t give a shit.
Right now, he hasn’t dropped by yet. Which means he can stomp in every minute now. So this is where I end my little story of today. Hopefully I can go to my little home soon...I miss my own bed...I just want a hug right now...
i showed you pengis answer me
sighs in pure love and admiration. “isn’t he dreamy?”
handsomestofthejacks replied to your post “hey baby why dont you come over here and touch my weenie linguine”
I have no regrets
I regret telling you to come up with sexy stuff in bed.