"Hey there dork!" Sasha giggled as she hugged the tiny badass, lifting the poor man off the ground in a bear hug. "Hows my favorite badass accountant?"
“you are LITERALLY crushing my insides----PLEASE PUT ME DOWN.” it was a plea as he tries to pat her shoulder and gasp for breath. he may be buff but he’s still a little ant. so delicate. “i’m doing fine. more tired than usual but that’s a given. how are you and fiona? still conning innocent people out of their money?”















