#hanbarmanda

It had been a good day for Akko. Keyword, had. Luna Nova had changed some of its outdated rules after the missile crisis, so Akko could message Greembean during breaks. Both were incredibly excited for their minecraft date and had been sending flirts back and forth. Everything had been going so well until the food fight at lunch.

Amanda had started it and Akko had been determined to finish it. At least, until it had erupted into a school-wide food fight at the exact time Diana had walked into the room. At least the potatoes matched Diana’s hair. Hannah and Barbara had captured Amanda with their combined might (or maybe Amanda had allowed herself to be caught, you never could tell with Amanda and those three definitely had something going on). Now Diana was determined to catch Akko and make sure she got detention this evening. But Akko couldn’t allow that, she had a date with Greembean!

“くそ！” Akko cursed. “Stupid Amanda and her dumb challenge. くそ！くそ！くそ！”

Akko sprinted down the hallway with Diana in pursuit. She pulled out her phone and sent a quick message to Greembean.

Shiny@iko sent at 9:30: what if I put my minecraft bed next to yours?

                  just Kidding…..

Greembean sent at 9:30: I think I wouldn’t mind sharing a minecraft bed if you are open to it.

                  After all, you are my gaming girlfriend, are you not?

Shiny@iko sent at 9:31: kjhdjkhkhkjhkjhk OKAY!

Shiny@iko sent at 1:20: Beeeaaaan imoight not make our date. in being chased. deteingioon is coming wishmelu ck

Greembean sent at 1:23: I’m sure you can outrun them! I believe in your believing heart! We can not miss our date, after all.

Akko began running even harder, clutching her phone in her hand. Greembean was counting on her; and there was no way she was bailing on Bean.

Akko skidded around a corner hoping that she could lose Diana around the turn. The hand holding her phone swung out to keep her balance, and Akko watched as her phone left her hand continued the arc. It slid along the floor, clattering into the corner of the hall. She let out a cry and dove after it. Akko picked it up and released a breath. The screen hadn’t cracked any more than it already had.

A clatter of footsteps revealed Diana had caught up. Mashed potatoes still stained the shoulder of her uniform. She was clutching a phone in her hand, and her face had a slight flush. Diana was breathing hard from her sprint after Akko as she stalked towards her. She looked beyond mad.

As Diana stalked towards her, Akko looked for an escape route. There was none. She was blocked in by a wall and the suits of armor that stood on either side of her. The filthy executioners. Normally she’d barrel through them, but the risk of making Diana even madder was too great. Akko let out a whimper and quickly sent out a text to Greembean, telling them of her fate.

Diana paused as her phone went off with a buzz. “Ah.” She looked at the phone in Akko’s hand, and back to the phone in her own hand. Her face turned even more scarlet. Akko’ s jaw dropped and she sent another text to Greembean. Diana’s phone went off again.