#hanagram

Wtf was with that scene with Alana and Margot, the one where they're totally being physically erotic with each other THAT HAD NO FUCKING LEAD UP IMO BUT WE CANT EVEN GET A WILL AND HANNIBAL KISS SCENE?? LIKE OK THEN TWO CHICS LEZZ'N IT UP IN HERE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE THE MIDDLE OF GODDAMN SEASON THREE WHERE THEY HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO FORM SOME KIND OF RELATIONSHIP ON SCREEN YET HERE WE ARE WITH THE TWO FUCKING LEAD CHARACTERS WHO'VE BEEN BUILDING UP SINCE DAY FUCKING ONE NOT EVEN A GODDAMN PECK THEY'RE IN EUROPE FOR FUCK SAKE IN HOW MANY EUROPEAN COUNTRIES YOU JUST PECK EACH OTHER TO SAY HELLO EVEN NOPE NOPE AH HELL NAW GODS FUCKING FORBID WE HAVE TWO DUDES CLEARLY IN LOVE FUCKING KISS EACH OTHER SO LONG AS THE MALE POPULATION IS HAPPY WITH ALL THE UNWARRANTED CLAM BUMPING ON SCREEN THO WHO GIVES A FUCK RIGHT? IM SO FUCKING ANGRY I NEED A TRIPLE CAPS LOCK THATS LIKE 8 SIZES BIGGER BOLD ITALICIZED AND UNDERLINED FUCK *not because Margot and Alana got it on, I'm glad they're doing their own thang and having a good time obviously -I'm angry that clearly they're ok with writing in gay scenes. Why tf did they just throw that in there out of literally fucking nowhere (imo) but again the two lead characters for whom this story revolves around don't get physically romantic? Wtf? This is so hypocritical. Both Hugh Dancey and Mads Mikkelsen have done gay scenes it's not like they're put off by the idea. Ugh.