A Hamiltum fic involving Christmas food? tis the season lol
Eliza loves the Christmas season. What’s there not to love? Spending time with family, playing in the snow, exchanging gifts, being extra cozy in the house to stay warm, and her wedding anniversary is in the same month. Those are the reasons Eliza loves December, and most people know this about her. However, there is another reason Eliza loves Christmas that no one besides her knows about.
Every time Winter rolls around, her dearest husband Hamilton gains some weight. She knows ‘Winter Weight’ is a completely normal phenomenon, and she’s convinced that she’s the only one who notices it.
Up until recently, that is.
The usual cycle for years has been that Hamilton would gain some weight in winter, but by the time Spring came it all seemed to magically disappear, as if it were never there in the first place. There’s a hidden sort of disappointment Eliza feels whenever this happens. She finds herself not minding when her husband gets a bit softer. She finds herself preferring him that way. He becomes even more endearing and adorable, and at night when they’re alone, she finds that the extra flesh on his butt and legs only adds to his beauty.
Luckily for Eliza, she didn’t need to feel disappointed anymore. Over the past three years, her Hamilton has not been losing all of his winter weight. As far as she could tell, he seems to keep a small amount of the winter weight permanently. Then, when Winter comes again, more precious padding is added, and the cycle continues. The result delights Eliza tremendously; every year her Hamilton gets just a bit more chubbier.
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When it is December once more, Eliza wastes no time in cooking and baking to her heart’s content. She loves to bake, though she doesn’t care much about eating the fruits of her labor. Thankfully she has children and a husband to take care of that. Though, Eliza sees to it that most of her baking endeavors go to her husband.
Unlike his wife, Hamilton is extremely fond of sweets and baked goods. Eliza has no trouble at all in convincing him to try her baked treats. In fact, there’s no convincing required! She simply has to find him in the house (whether that be in his office working, or in the living room reading) and place a plate of freshly made treats in front of him. Kisses are a frequent bonus!
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On a particularly chilly December morning, Hamilton found himself in front of the dresser. He'd woken up early (which wasn't unusual) and wished to get dressed. The only problem was that his clothes didn't seem to fit! The suit he'd picked wasn't old, he'd only had it since last year.
Hamilton tried in vain to button his waistcoat and breeches, but the fabric could only stretch so much. The breeches seemed to be especially difficult to put on. He had to jump and wiggle just to try and get them up his plush thighs. Unfortunately, he was unable to pull them up past his butt, which had gotten much wider since the last time he'd worn these pair of breeches. Hamilton didn't even have them on completely, and it already felt like a second skin, uncomfortably squeezing his soft flesh.
The breeches were swiftly thrown to the floor, purely out of frustration and panic. The waistcoat was on, though unbuttoned. Hamilton didn't have the chance to button them because a confused and tired Eliza asked, "Sweetheart?"
The sounds of Hamilton struggling as he tried to fit in his clothes woke Eliza up. She was annoyed at first, but when she opened her eyes and saw a pair of breeches strewn on the floor and a promising little belly peeking out from an unbuttoned waistcoat, she was more than delighted.
Hamilton was not so delighted. His eyes went wide and his face quickly turned a bright shade of pink. "Betsey! I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to wake you!" Eliza sat up, stretched, got out of bed and walked over to him.
Playing dumb, she asked, "What are you doing so early in the morning?"
Hamilton's posture shrank in an attempt to hide himself. "I was getting dressed. Or...well, I was trying to get dressed. There were some...uh...wardrobe malfunctions."
Eliza giggled and lightly smacked his butt. "I can see that! I don't know why you thought that thing would ever fit in there," she pointed to the discarded breeches.
She hadn't thought it possible, but Hamilton's face got even more red. He began stuttering, eventually looking down at the floor in shame. "I thought- it fit last year."
"That was last year. But it's no problem, just take it to the tailor. Easy fix," Eliza smiled warmly and snaked a hand under the back of his waistcoat to stroke his back.
"I suppose...I'm sorry. You deserve better. You must be repulsed."
There was a deep sadness that stirred up inside of her when she heard that. "Oh, dear...don't say that." Eliza gave him a reassuring smile before continuing.
"I could never be repulsed by you, and…" she sheepishly looked away, "I actually prefer you this way. All soft and squishy." She wrapped her arms around Hamilton and kissed his cheek.
"I think you're much cuter and sexier."
Hamilton laughed and shook his head, disbelieving. "You're just saying that to make me feel better."
"No. Really. Seriously, Alexander, I know we never talked about this but you never got any hints? Not even once?"
"...what do you mean?"
"I spend most of my free time baking even though I don't like sweets, you're the first person they go to, I keep giving you treats, I do this every winter, I always encourage you to eat, and we make more love during the winter. None of that made you suspicious?"
Hamilton paused, mouth slightly open. "Oooohhh. I never gave it much thought, but now that you point it out it makes a lot of sense."
He paused again, looked at Eliza slightly offended, and said, "Wait! You planned this!"
She couldn't help but laugh. "Planned? No, I simply count on it...every year, and then watch. And encourage, of course. But I never made you do anything." She grinned coyly and put a hand on his stomach.
"Please don't be upset with me."
"You exploit my weakness!" Hamilton replied jokingly. "I'm not upset. Just surprised. You cunning little thing!"
"And what would your weakness be?" she asked curiously.
"Sweet things and flattery."
"Good thing I've mastered both!" Eliza gave him a kiss.
"You know...I wouldn't mind if you stayed like this all year. It's always so sad when spring comes and it's gone…" she smirked. "Or, more recently, some of it is gone." Her hand that was stroking his back dropped down and squeezed his butt. Hamilton groaned lowly.
"Only if you want to, of course," she purred.
Eliza felt an arm wrap around her back and pull her closer. "I'll think about it," Hamilton replied. "Definitely tempting… now that I know about your preferences, I find the idea worth investigating."
"The idea of being my chubby little hubby?" Eliza teased.
"Yes, but please never say that ever again," he replied, laughing.
She grinned widely, "You're not ones to make demands around here. We both know who's in charge."
Hamilton snorted. "Right. Sorry. Please exert mercy on me, my dearest angel, and never say that phrase ever again."
"That's much better!" Eliza nodded approvingly.
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Much later that same day, when the children had been put to bed and the house was quiet, Eliza dragged Hamilton to the living room. She'd been teasing, groping, and kissing him the entire day. He had absolutely no complaints. "Betsey? What's this?"
In front of Hamilton was a plate filled with some leftovers from dinner, some pastries, and a piece of cake. Eliza sat down next to him and took his hand. "Can we try something new?" she asked nervously.
"What's new about this? It looks like a plate our children would assemble."
Eliza laughed, "I want you to eat it, idiot."
"But it's so much!"
"That's the point."
"I don't understand you," Hamilton rolled his eyes playfully. "But if that's what my angel wants, I'll try to fulfill her wish."
"Yes! Think of it like you're giving me my Christmas present early."
Hamilton nodded and began to clear the plate. He started with the dinner leftovers. When he'd finished eating them, Eliza picked up a pastry from the plate and held it up to his mouth. He raised a brow but took a bite anyway. She cooed and stroked his face, "Good boy~" Hamilton didn't get why this delighted her so much, but he had to admit he liked it too, especially the praise.
By the time he'd gotten to the slice of cake, he was quite full. "Ugh, Betsey, I can't," Hamilton groaned.
Eliza was prepared. "Yes, you can! Just a little slice and then we can snuggle in bed."
He whined, only relenting once she rubbed his belly and he discovered its soothing effects. The walk back to their bedroom was torturous. Hamilton collapsed into their bed. Luckily, he had already been in his nightshirt, so there were no ill fitting clothes to make the experience more painful. Eliza joined him in bed. She used one hand to soothe his aching stomach, the other to explore the rest of him.
"You did very well, my love," she praised, stroking his thick thighs. Hamilton shuddered and moaned quietly.
"You never fail to surprise me...mh…"
Needless to say, they didn't do much sleeping that night.











