my mom: my child is fine
Meanwhile: me on call at three am in the morning with my bestfriend
Me: IMTAKINGTHISHORSEBYTHEREINSMAKINGREDCOATSREDDERWITH BLOOD STAINS
Her: LAFAYETTE!
Me: AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTILL I SEE EM ALL DROP AND BURN EM UP AND SCATTER THEIR REMAINS IM-
Her: LAFAYETTE
Me: WATCH ME ENGAGING IM ESCAOING IM ENRAGING EM IM-
Her: LAFAYETTE
Me: I go to France for more funds!
Her: Lafayette !
Me: and I come back with more guns









