Octonauts Headcanons pt. 1-Can they Cook?
-The Octonauts-
Cap. Barnacles: Only the basics. He grew up around people with PhD's who have made revolutionary discoveries yet can't work a microwave.
Kwazii: NO. Kwazii is absolutely banned from the kitchen.
Peso: He can make pretty complex things with instructions, but he's useless without. He's also a medic so he tends to forget to make his nutrient dense patient meals actually palatable.
Tweak: Like her dad, she can make home-cooked simple meals, but nothing fancy. She makes a MEAN crab boil, but can't make it because they're literally in the middle of the ocean and Peso will tell her she's traumatizing Professor Inkling. Y'know, the Prof. Inkling who loves crab boil as long as it's not too spicy? yeah, him.
Dashi: She's not great at cooking but is really good at baking. She taught the Vegimals how to bake.
Shellington: Never let him into a kitchen without someone supervising, he will think of something to add to his records on an animal and forget he was cooking. He can only use the microwave.
Professor Inkling: Unlike other professors (*cough cough* NATQUIK), Professor Inkling is actually really good at cooking. He's not great at seasoning, being British, but Tweak picks up his slack in that department.
Inkling and Tweak worked together to teach the Vegimals how to cook.
-The Vegimals-
Tunip: Tunip is the best at cooking out of the Vegimals. Being the oldest, he's usually the one to handle anything hazardous like ovens, hot pans, and particularly sharp knives.
Grouber: This big back only learned how to cook so he could make himself actually decent midnight snacks without stealing from Tunip.
Barrot: Barrot has a minimal hand in the kitchen because he sucks at cleaning his own messes.
Tominnow: While she is allowed in the kitchen, she isn't allowed to do much because she's the youngest and can barely hold a knife straight.
Codish: Codish also has very little appearances in the kitchen because he's so clumsy.
Pikato: Same situation as Tominnow, but even less so, because he's mainly a cleaner.
Halibeet: Halibeet isn't in the kitchen much just because he doesn't like cooking at all. He'll only help in the kitchen if Codish drags him in.
Sharchini: The second-best at cooking, Sharchini rarely leaves the kitchen.
-The Octo-Agents-
Paani: Paani is a chef, so of course he's the best at cooking of the octo-agents. He can make basically anything, but is best with Indian food.
Prof. Natquik: He sucks at cooking, so he survives on takeout and microwave meals at the big age of 54.
Calico Jack: Only slightly better than Kwazii, but still banned from being in a kitchen. He got banned from the kitchen by Marsh when Calico Jack, Ranger Marsh, and Natquik were having a dad-day, and Calico nearly set the entire everglades on fire by putting a small metal tray In the microwave.
Tracker: He's surprisingly good at cooking, for some odd reason. Maybe it was the loving family, who knows.
Ryla: She can't cook because she'll forget to check if she has all the ingredients for a recipe, then use so many wrong substitutes that it becomes inedible, but she'll still eat it because she is a garbage disposal for food.
Pearl: Absolutely!
Bianca: Maybe, but I feel like she has mediocre cooking and nobody will tell her except Olson.
Min: Probably, but only the chinese food her parents taught her how to make. Also, Min strikes me as a vegetarian, so she probably can't cook meat-based stuff very well.
Ranger Marsh: He can make simple, really good home-cooked meals, but again, nothing fancy.
Selva: There's no way she isn't a great cook "I HAVE MORE OCTONAUTS HEADCANONS!!!" I say as i'm dragged to a white padded room
