Feb 17, 2024
Just thinking about how I predicted my father’s death as a child
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Just thinking about how I predicted my father’s death as a child
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7 years of being a half-orphan. Let this day be over allready please.
Reading the notes of my mom before going out - probably not the best idea.
I'm thinking of every single person who has lost their mother and doesn't know how to celebrate mother's day because the person to be celebrated is no longer here. I'm thinking of you and I hope you think of me, too, and I hope we all think of each other so that we feel a little less lonely on that day filled with absence.
I survived the first Mother's Day as a half-orphan. And I absolutely hate that there will be so many other special days without my Mama. Don't get me started on the normal days. I miss you, Mama. Can someone please give you back?
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It's my dad's deathday soon and I don't know what to not get him.Â
The Perfect Teacher (2010) and Something Pink, Something Hard
Movie: The Perfect Teacher (2010)
Wine pairing: Nothing will work.Â
Alternative title: Bitch is Crazy
Tagline: Murder, kidnapping, and false accusations of rape - all in the name of love.
 Poor, poor Devon. The unlikeable, unfriendly, and manipulative queen bee falls in love with her handsome trig teacher. She cozies up to him by assisting him at volleyball practice (despite a blatant loathing of the sport), becoming the damsel-in-distress on a weekend volleyball outing, and joining the single father on ice cream dates with his daughter. It sounds innocent, but don't let me leave out the whole killing his ex-wife and kidnapping his daughter thing, all committed by a girl with serious daddy issues.
 All in all, this film was a predictible bore. Crazy breaks into his house, crazy smells his dirty laundry, crazy wants to become mommy to his half-orphaned daughter. Oh, and crazy pours cleaning solvent in a her daddy's lover's mascara. Nearing the end, trig teacher is safe with Devon locked up, but the new object of her affection is her handsome psychiat...oh god, I'm even boring myself. Sorry folks.
Best line: "Don't they have a thing called privacy in Costa Rica or Puerto Rico or wherever the hell you're from?"
 Guilty pleasure rating: Skip the wine. Go for something pink, something girly, and something hard.
Watch it now... if anything about it appeals to you.
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