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Please accept this beautiful specimen ^^

STAXY, my beloved!

He is working very hard to make sure all the money of the Stanley Pines Project for Wayward Teens reaches the hands of the right person people in need!

I just know he goes out to the town farmers market every weekend for groceries, and just to support the other farmers in the area :3 he can’t read, so they put a little trance on him that sticks the list in his mind for a bit! And of course they give him a bit of extra money for a sweet treat too :]

But I just know that he goes out there all happy and bubbly, admiring all the flowers on his walk into town! He stops a few times and gets sucked into how pretty they are on the way, but Valentine knows this happens often and doesn’t get too worried when he’s gone too long. And he says hi to every single townsperson he comes across, and when a couple inevitably strike up conversation (they all know he’s a great listener mainly because there’s not much else going on up there) he doesn’t have the mind to end the talk himself. He will sit there for thirty minutes giving his silly little answers until they realize he has to go! He’s definitely a hit with those that don’t get enough company to talk to :)

And he can kind of count - although he needs to use his fingers - but usually asks for the right amount of produce! They all love him, and a lot of the time gives them WAY too much money… when they try to refuse, he remembers Valentine told them to keep it :] the townsfolk love him and Valentine a lot for this, although no one really knows who Valentine is besides when Dean talks about them!

And that girl I mentioned a while ago (Aubrey is her name) works on her parents own farm, and works the farmers market as well! She always catches him, making more conversation to add to her detective work with the whole Valentine situation >:3 she doesn’t get much out of him though… he doesn’t know his name, doesn’t remember anything beyond Valentine, can’t seem to remember what kind of livestock they keep…

She is the only person he will end a conversation with! If his head gets too fuzzy, he knows that’s when he has to leave, because Valentine told him that’s dangerous. Maybe he’s gotten so dizzy and confused he’s even passed out before! People got very upset with Aubrey before he apologized himself and made it known he wasn’t mad at all! He just had a little dizzy spell :3

And maybe she even comes over for dinner someday after Dean and Valentine’s request… maybe she comes in with the purpose of learning what the fuck is going on to be introduced to the thrall livestock… maybe before she can run Valentine entrances her, and subsequently breaks her down until she’s a thrall herself… and Dean checks on her and brings her food during her stay before she’s fully enthralled… she’s fucking terrified and screaming and Dean is just nodding along, telling her Valentine said that’s normal and she’ll be nice and happy soon!

Of course she gets through to him a little bit, getting him the slightest riled up before Valentine catches her and sends them both deep into a trance :) Dean wakes up nice and warm at the foot of Valentine’s bed, with no memory of that girl in the shed…

Of course he cares for Aubrey so well once she’s a thrall!! Although, it’s a bit tough going into town for a bit though as her parents know that was the last place she was going before she disappeared… Dean remembers what Valentine said, and knows he never saw her that night. She never made it, but the family keeps yelling and screaming at him so much he starts crying really hard :( the townsfolk (big Dean lovers) are on his side of course! How could a guy this dopey and docile hurt a fly? He would never! They might just be a little entranced, though…

is this the truth...