✌ Todays rant brought to you by my inability to accomplish the right task ✌
Me: Okay, time to do the dishes!
Executive Functioning: uh. No. We can clean the bathroom from top to bottom - deep clean. You have access to THAT task.
Me: Okay but that isnt the thing we NEED to do right now... the dishes are piling up. So after this, we'll do the dishes?
Executive Functioning: No, now we can do a workout. Get some real good stretching in. It's a good task.
Me: Okay that is good for us, but... it is also not the thing we really NEED TO BE DOING. Let's start the right task... after we finish this workout, we'll start the dishes?
Executive Functioning: uhhhhhhh, y'know we have to tidy the livingroom now. Start task.
Me: hey no this isnt what we decided on.... the livingroom isnt even that much of a mess? Why are we cleaning out the couch cushions.... there are PILES OF DISHES TO DO!
Executive Functioning: y'know... Oo00oh maybe we should learn to read sheet music finally?
Me: THE FUCKING DISHES OMG STOP. WTF!
