i feel like kaiser just likes to show off his muscles like IDK itās a feeling inside of me⦠itās nagging at me, gnawing in my brain to write about itā¦..
you practically want to rip your eyes out because literally anything is better than seeing kaiser flexing his muscles.
whether it be accidentalālike walking in on him while he is in-front of his ungodly-sized mirror (why does it need to be so big bro like CALM DOWN), or perhaps turning your head to see him subconsciously flex his arms while on his phone or heās taking an unreasonable amount of pictures of them. your normal response is to stare for a good second before turning away with the look of second-hand embarrassment written all over your face.
or he willingly just shoves his biceps on your faceābasically bragging about his strength. even worse when he shows you his left arm (which is almost every time he decides to harass you), his tattoo uneven as his muscles begin to form. and the most likely case of being flashed by his muscles would be him sending them over textācircling back to when you catch him taking pictures because thatās one of the reasons why he chooses to do so (other than just having them in his camera role for⦠keepsake).
āmicha⦠please stop doing that.ā youāre groaning out when heāonce againāblocks your view from your phone with his arm. you try your best to look over it so you can get back to watching the video you were so invested in but he annoyingly moves it so all you can see is his biceps.
but iām not not only talking about his arm musclesāhis legs too.
theyāre extremely hard not to look at, even when he isnāt even intentionally showing them to you. him being football player and all, youād expect really nice legs and he does have thatāand better. itās not like it canāt get repetitive either though. because again, you still want to hide your eyes when he willingly does show you his legs.
āyouāre going to crush my thighs.ā you whine when kaiser thinks its so funny and so comfy to stretch his heavy calves onto your lap when heās laying on your couch. splayed out without an inch of regret, not even bothering to look up from the book heās reading and he only chuckles before going nonchalant again. what the fuck is wrong with this man.
you asked him numerous times why he does it (or why he does anything atp) and his response would always be a shrug.
his true answer is to show his authority. its a trait he canāt get rid of because he thinks if he doesnāt flex his strengthāheās going to be doubted again, heās going to be taken advantage of again. even with you, he canāt stop the feeling of needing to show his strength, both mentally and physically. but of course he loves you, apart from showing his power, he just likes annoying you (with love)!
bonus : kaiser doesnāt flex his abs as much as he does the others because he knows you can feel them when he hugs you anyway. OK GOODNIGHT.















