#gundruna

I had to redo the entire thing, but here it is, The Inverted Pantheon Calendar before the year is out so we can start 2021 with new astrological signs because maybe that’s what we need to change to fix up the year’s juju. Because apparently blaming our actions on being a Scorpio isn’t an acceptable excuse anymore.

How to figure out your sign-

1-Take the year you were born. For example, 1996 (my birth year.)

2-If your Birth year ends in a Odd Number, your sign is that of a Patron (1, 3, 5, 7, 9, etc.). If your Birth year ends in an Even Number, your sign is a god (2, 4, 6, 8, etc.) So for 1996, the end number is 6, which is a god.

3-Apply your birth month to the calendar. so for December 1996-that would be Ivo, the God of Space.

4-Blame your personal problems and unattractive flaws on being born under that sign

God of The Heavens, Angelic Beings and Paradise, Gundruna The icon of the most popular and fastest growing religion of all the Gods, Gandruna's faith boasts of the highest conversion numbers of all the faiths. Often depicted as a Wisened old man, Gundruna is an all knowing, all seeing all understanding god of compassion and understanding.

Gundruna is a god of negligence-often as Serfino puts it sharply. Gundruna is a kid with an ant farm he put on the shelf and ignores half the time. Gundruna believes that mortal kind doesn't need too much celestial interaction for the godhood to survive and thrive and honestly it's worked for him. Of course; the children he produces are Aasimars who become angelic warriors for the mortal plane's defense against catastrophic events-everyone would fall bended knee to the creator of these saviors. It doesn't mean Gundruna does this intentionally-but rather despite having so many eyes, he has a hard time seeing the details of what is essentially the big picture. He hears thousands upon thousands of prayers and only seems to answer half of them, only intervening in their lives when something 'big' is happening that will pop up on his visual radar. Gundruna's festival is often one of great show, lights and revelry-often parties thrown and orchestrated by the Church of Gundruna itself. Offerings made are just humble prayers as the god doesn't need much.....but the church will certainly pan handle money out of you. With a thousand eyes and wisdom beyond compare; Gundruna is claimed to know all the answers to life’s greatest question......provided that he ever answers.

Because he is so popular a religion, his paradise that he crafted for his deceased followers is the most expansive and complex; an absolute paradise made for them to enjoy in luxury. It is firmly believed that Gundrunism is the correct religion because of how good the after life set up is. There is a great amount of corruption within his own church however-often worse than Jiniya's own church- with people manipulating the lower ranked because of how eager they are to earn this lofty after life. Gundruna rarely takes intervention and expects them to solve their own problems.  Gundruna is very much like a parent that tells a troubled child to figure it out on their own rather than source outside aid. Many dissatisfied followers often convert to Serfino because of this-out of rebellion, spite and simply because at least Serfino responds. Most missionaries that go out with the idea of converting people are Gundrunaists.

Oh THAT.

You know what, I don’t know. I just sorta slapped some eye tiddies and a mouth on his chest because Need more EYES so maybe he does have a false head.