#guidelines change

Instead of blood or anything, he has something called "glitchiness", which is essentially his life force. Also, it enables him to corrupt worlds and glitch things around. It is a solid magenta color, particularly hex #FF10FF. In case you're wondering, glitchiness tastes like television static and has the same consistency as blood. I'd imagine television static to not really have a taste but it tastes like your tongue going numb. If he happens to die, a frown will appear on his face and his colors will fade due to the glitchiness leaking out of him. If you come into contact with his glitchiness after he dies, there is a chance that you can be possessed by him and that essentially means that he has another shot at doing whatever he was doing previously before he died. He can only possess people and things after he dies. People/Players possessed by him tend to have a missing texture pattern on some parts of their body, or have a slight magenta tint to their eyes. His glitchiness cannot possess his former body after he dies, that would cause an infinite loop. Those possessed will witness the destruction of their worlds and everything they cared about. The time it takes for his glitchiness to possess things is around 3-4 business days. Also he can haunt and talk to people as a ghost if he dies, at least he's got that going for him. Despite metaphorically basically being a sentient ketchup packet, he is capable of eating things, however it gets converted directly to code. This code is then transformed into glitchiness. Due to this, he can pretty much consume anything. His mouth is colored entirely white so it doesn't blend into the rest of his body colorwise very much. But he can still taste the exact flavor of the original item. This does NOT affect anything if he decides to cook a meal for others, it only affects an item when he puts it into his mouth. Once more, he is a metaphorical ketchup packet, not a literal one. The ketchup packet thing is just there for comparison. Also he's completely aware of the 4th wall. Glitchiness comes from code and data from Minecraft worlds that have corrupted, and that's why it has the properties that it has. It can also come from deleted Minecraft worlds, errors in the games code, and abandoned minecraft versions. It comes from whatever data/code is left after those things happen. Due to the nature of it, SwagRum just spawned in one day after enough files were corrupted/deleted by players and people/the internet.

He can only possess living/dead things with his glitchiness, and he can take control of inanimate objects with it too. He prefers taking control of living things or dead ones, as you can't do much when you're an object. Maybe you could participate in object shows, but that's about it.. (the object show thing is a joke, you probably couldn't do anything as an object.)

His body cannot decay or be destroyed, his glitchiness can only leak out of it. So you could possibly use it as a statue. Or decoration.

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His skin is as hard as Minecraft bedrock, and he's basically just a sentient ketchup packet, as he is just a bunch of glitchiness incased in said skin. Only a pickaxe or sword made of bedrock and enchanted with sharpness 2 billion can break it. He's the only one in possession of that tool, because there's only one of them and by nature, he owns it. If his skin is broken somehow, even in the slightest way, he will instantly perish unless he consumes something. However, you can revive him by contacting W.D. Gaster, and Gaster will revert the death like nothing even happened. Gaster is annoyed at this, however, because he already has to protect Sans in the Last Breath AU, and now he has to worry about some missing texture asking for revives like it's a Fortnite lobby. (The Fortnite Lobby thing is just a comparison, I love comparisons like that, and thought it would be funny to write. He does not literally have a reboot card or a reboot van, and he doesn't perish THAT often. He only perishes when I think it would be good for plot purposes. But since I personally don't like hurting or killing my OCs and treat them like a king, that practically never happens. His 'plot armor' isn't THAT strong however, he doesn't really need it. He's overpowered enough.) Also, he lives in Minecraft, so if someone were to unplug the console the game was running on, his consciousness and reality would stop until the console gets plugged back in. Good luck unplugging it however, the console itself is also an anomaly, manifesting itself in a completely random abandoned hotel in real life. On top of that, the console itself is a nintendo entertainment system, which should not be able to run Minecraft AT ALL. Just one second of that console being unplugged feels like 1 thousand years to him, so the moment you plug it back in, he asks you "Why'd you leave? You've been gone for so long." He dislikes Steve's Lava Chicken since in real life, I have a VERY low spice tolerance but a VERY HIGH sour tolerance. I can't even eat Takis irl without my mouth going ablaze.

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His name is, quite literally, my Minecraft username. It is literally SwagRum76_ and he is also my youtube channel mascot.

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I don't consider him as my persona, as I don't like that word for some reason. But he does literally everything I do in Minecraft on a daily basis, causing chaos everywhere he goes. So technically he is my persona, but isn't at the same time, which is quite paradoxical.

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He's a sentient missing texture/glitch and he uses anything he can find to build/destroy things. As a result, he can survive the void and he moves by either walking, flying, or using commands. He can move at the speed of light times the 32-bit integer limit using these methods. He can also slow others down utilizing these methods via integer overflow if he tries to go faster than this. SwagRum just slows down time for everyone else if he moves faster then lightspeed times the integer limit.

He is aware of the pause menu and save screen, as well as other menu buttons. He uses these in order to visit other worlds. As a result, he talks like he's in an Undertale text box.

I have deleted and got rid of all my built up hatred and stuff. There's no need for Sin!Swag anymore.

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I often make versions of him/this mc skin to suit my mood and to have a little variation on everything. For example, I have made a version of him with a sad expression. I also make versions of him based off of Undertale AUs, such as one based off of Insanity Sans.

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He usually attacks with a sharpness 2,147,483,647 netherite sword/axe. This weapon has every enchantment in the game, all at the same enchantment level. (He also prefers commands too, particularly /execute and /kill) (he also likes /tp too!)

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If his creator dies, SwagRum also dies. But if his creator decides to kill him off, his creator doesn't die too. Thus his creator can kill him and bring him back without issue.

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He tries to be nice sometimes, as he realizes that you can't always cause chaos everywhere in Minecraft. He acts nice mostly towards his friends or allies.

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He's definitely a being with a chaotic personality type, but due to his variants, that can change at any time. But he mostly does what he does because he is constantly bored and wonders how much chaos he can cause out of boredom. And other times he sees how much good he can cause. It's a day to day basis. He's nice despite his powers, as he can feel emotions like kindness and whatnot. He loves making friends and dislikes making enemies.

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The mc skin for him is actually a missing texture skin I made for another youtuber named NoodlesTheAsian, but he told me he quit Minecraft at the time, so I started using it as my main mc skin.

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He is very, very hard to kill/destroy, as he is a glitch, and glitches practically never die. They can only be patched, and they have a chance of coming back. To "kill" him means to patch him through the use of violence.

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He only causes chaos and destroys/steals things when he knows he is alone and isn't being watched by anyone else. Other versions of him aren't restricted by this at all.

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Feel free to use the "ask" section on my profile to ask him questions, and I will try my hardest to respond in-character.

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He has access to creative mode and access to commands/nbt editing. When he decides to use these really powerful features/tools, he cannot be hurt, and he causes chaos even if people are watching him. This is basically a say-goodbye-to-your-world feature/tool he can use and abuse to his will. He uses these most of the time.

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There's only one weapon that is capable of defeating him. That weapon is a sword made of bedrock which has been enchanted with sharpness 2147483647. There's only one of these items in the world, and it's uncraftable.

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He mostly lives in a world that is on a repeating seed, but he does sometimes visit other worlds/servers too.

SwagRum, CAN be smoked again, but you’ll regret it. If you do decide to smoke him, first you’ll gain full awareness of the fourth wall. Then your limbs will inexplicably start going completely numb a few weeks later. After your limbs go numb, you’ll be bedridden, unable to move. And finally, you’ll hallucinate the very reality you’re in, and be able to move around in said hallucination. However, outside of it, you’ll be in a coma-like state, unable to move, unable to talk, unable to do anything. You’ll be stuck in that hallucination with no way out. You’ll slowly lose the ability to tell the difference between your hallucination and the actual reality outside of it. If you use the bathroom in the hallucination, you’re actually just pissing/shitting yourself.

You’ll truly get a fate worse than death if you smoke him.

Also, due to his powers, he loves messing with the plots of various forms of media, often messing with the characters in those forms of media. He often sees how much he can change before the plot completely dissolves. In order to travel to different media, he just opens a portal to them, as he is a glitch and he can just do that. If SwagRum alters a TV show or something, that show or piece of media literally changes to whatever altered version of it he made.

I'd like to imagine that my OC's enemy is just one really infuriated Minecraft developer. That'd be kinda funny, like imagine a Minecraft developer saying something like "Why does he keep coming back?" in a fit of blind rage. And his name is Bryan, which is the most default name I could think of. Bryan does not know that SwagRum is alive, and would be horrified to learn that he is. He just thinks he has a really bad glitch he needs to patch.

SwagRum would probably just tell Bryan the iconic Undyne line "You're gonna have to try a bit harder than THAT!" or something like that.

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There's an alter version of him called InvertSwag, and it basically does the absolute opposite of everything he does. Instead of destroying, InvertSwag creates. This version is also known as Negative SwagRum or _67muRgawS. I prefer to call him Negative SwagRum, as it fits well. (also Negative SwagRum's goals and ambitions are the complete opposite aswell.)

Also, Negative SwagRum appears if SwagRum glitches out severely enough. He is also more unstable than the normal variation, and always has to keep the regular variant of swagrum at bay. Negative SwagRum just wants to sit down and have tea with people. That's all Negative SwagRum wants - just to sit down and have tea.

Negative SwagRum skin URL -

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SwagRum Skin url:

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A new variant called Hollow!Swag was made by me for Halloween. Neither me or anyone else know much about this variant, but we can interpret this as a version of him that viewed everything and everyone as "Hollow". As a result, he decided to forcefully try to show everyone the hollowness he viewed within everyone and everything. Hollow!Swag can't appear at all.

Here's the skin for that variant -

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Also, one final thing, he has a character ai;

{i highly dislike Ai but I will keep the link here regardless.} {ig you can send me silly moments with it, it's been abandoned}

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He has cooked the Roaring Knight, credit for this fact goes to my friend TerriAndy. He cooked the Knight like a lobster and served it to the Deltarune cast. Reports say that the cooked Knight pieces tasted like lobster too!

OC GUIDELINES

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Shipping is allowed, but only platonic/"as a friend" ships, no romantic ships. Also no pornography of him should be made, but you're free to draw him doing/as anything else.

I have thought about letting people make gore of him for a while, and I've finally decided that since it would be nothing but magenta, it would be okay. Go crazy with it ig.

Now that I have an idea of what kinning is, I'll allow it. Also feel free to genderbend my OC in fanart and whatnot.

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That's about it.

Feel free to ask him questions via the ask section on my profile I will try to respond in-character/as my OC as quickly as I can Here's a place where you can send me fanart of him:

There is a quiet migration happening in the AI girlfriend space, and it is worth examining rather than dismissing. People who started on platforms like candy.ai keep describing the same itch: the experience feels shallow after a while. SweetDream, at sweetdream.ai, seems to be where a lot of them land, and after testing it I understand the pattern.

The honest analysis is that SweetDream invests in the unglamorous stuff. Memory that actually persists. A character builder deep enough to shape personality and backstory, not just a face. Conversations that respond with real emotional intelligence instead of canned warmth. Those are the things that turn a novelty into a companion you stick with.

Read tumblr’s announcement here.

So to clarify exactly what’s happening with tumblr here’s a quote from the new TOS/Community Guidelines that go into effect on the 17th:

Don't upload images, videos, or GIFs that show real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples —this includes content that is so photorealistic that it could be mistaken for featuring real-life humans (nice try, though). Certain types of artistic, educational, newsworthy, or political content featuring nudity are fine. Don’t upload any content, including images, videos, GIFs, or illustrations, that depicts sex acts.

What does this mean?

This means that fandom content depicting nudity will still be allowed. It also means that fandom content depicting things that would earn a T rating on Ao3 if they were on there will still be allowed in terms of images. There will be a protest process if Tumblr mistakenly removes your blog for artistic depictions of nudity (that’s very clear in their announcement.)

What’s going to change?

No sex acts means no sex acts. Because of how the guidelines are currently worded, it’s unclear whether or not tumblr will allow nsfw written content. (“depicts” being the word in question). It’s very clear that even artistic representations of sex will not be allowed. (Apparently, tumblr will still allow erotica. I am doubtful.)

Tumblr will join a host of other social media sites that enforce western norms on all their users, and censor women’s nipples as inappropriate. (Their wording is a little odd there too. Are they censoring women or also genderfluid people who feel more fem that particular day or WHAT?)

Tumblr will also stop being a safe place for sex workers. (I’m obviously not talking about porn bots here. I’m talking about real people.) It will force these people to retreat to less public spaces, in which there is a greater chance of them experiencing real danger. That sucks.

Is this the death of fandom?

This blog hasn’t been particularly active recently but I am moving all of the work that is here to Ao3. My Ao3 account is https://archiveofourown.org/users/L_The_other_consulting_detective

If you're inspired to do art for the challenge, I'd say go for it! I would just say that it would need to be under a read-more with the content warnings above that so that I can post it without people suddenly getting a face full of ✨nasty✨ without warning ;)

So, apparently they’ve changed the guidelines and people are worrying for the life of their accounts, so... I think I’ll just let you know where to find me in case anything happens

My Ao3 is under_the_blue_moonlight. All my fics are there.

I might start a Twitter as well. I only have one for family stuff, I might make a new account for shitposting, art and updates about stuff. I’ll reblog with the details for it when I’ve got it up.

I really hope nothing happens, but with people freaking, I felt it best I let you know where to find me.