End of puppetry play, crumbling away
I'm your source of muppet-destruction
Hands that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on to puppet destruction
Instructions is all I need
How I'm killing those puppets
Come to the muppet master,
Otherwise known as the muppet blaster,
Blaster of muppets, I'm pulling their strings
Twisting their minds and smashing their dreams
Blinded by me, they can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll make them scream
Just call my name, 'cause I'll make them scream
Puppetry the way, never in betrayal
Their deaths are becoming clearer
Puppet monopoly, ritual misery
Chopping their strings up on a mirror
Instructions are all I need
Obeying their blaster, blaster
Blaster of Muppets, I'm pulling their strings
Twisting their minds and smashing their dreams
Blinded by me, they can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll make them scream
Just call my name, 'cause I'll make them scream
blaster, blaster (blaster)
Where's the dreams that they've been after?
Just a simple instruction will end their lore
Muppets are worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never-ending maze, drift on numbered days
Now their lives are out of season
Muppets, come crawling faster
Obey your master, blaster
Blaster of muppets, I'm pulling their strings
Twisting their minds and smashing their dreams
Blinded by me, they can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll make them scream
Just call my name, 'cause I'll make them scream
You know what? Screw it! I'm making this into another one of my OCs! It's canon now, and he uses a shotgun!
You know what, he chases Muppets down and "blasts" them for a living! It's his job, he gets paid 25 dollars an hour for it!
And my main OC, SwagRum, is the one who pays him to do it!
Description: The Blaster of Muppets is just a guy trying to live his life, he takes his Muppet-blasting antics very seriously. He wears a thick leather coat and his real name is Frank Coward Furter, or Frank Furter.
His name is just a reference to a type of sausage.
plot twist: the Blaster of Muppets.... is none other than Kermit the Frog himself. The name Frank Furter was a pseudonym he used to cover up his crimes! He's gone rogue, and SwagRums paying him to do it just to see how the plot changes out of pure boredom!
