#gucki

Reisewege zur Information über Jugoslawien

Ich suche in den Fotoalben meines Vaters nach Bildern, die das Elternhaus von außen zeigen, um auf diese Art vielleicht herauszufinden, wo an der Fassade der Außentemperaturfühler der Nachtspeicherheizung saß, bevor die Fassade neu verkleidet wurde. Der Außenfühler misst jetzt immer zehn Grad zu viel und die Heizung heizt nicht mehr richtig. Ich habe bei dieser Suche auch schon neue Batterien in den Gucki eingesetzt, dann erfolglos versucht, Dias mit dem Handy abzufotografieren, um hineinzuzoomen, und schließlich sogar den Diaprojektor ausgepackt.

Immer wird das Falsche fotografiert: Hunderte von Tulpenbildern, aber die Hauswand ist bestenfalls unscharf im Hintergrund zu erkennen und von der ästhetisch unergiebigen Nordseite des Hauses gibt es kein einziges Foto.

Der Heizungssensor bleibt verschwunden. Dafür finde ich in einem Fotoalbum zwischen Bildern aus Urlauben in Jugoslawien einige ordentlich abgeheftete blaue Seiten:

Manuskript zur Sendung des Bayerischen Fernsehens / Studienprogramm vom 15. Februar 1976 aus der Sendereihe “Reisewege zur Kunst” (c) TR-Verlagsunion Kennziffer 21 305

Kein Faxabruf, der Faxdienst wurde erst drei Jahre später durch die Deutsche Bundespost offiziell eingeführt und ein Faxgerät hatte noch lange weder das Amt meines Vaters noch vermutlich das Bayerische Fernsehen. Man musste den App. 17 anrufen oder eine Postkarte schreiben, dann bekam man diese blauen Blätter in einem Brief.

Children,

She is still here. She is still strong, in fact, stronger than ever. Our Mother knows we are going through tough times and wants to protect Her spawn.

However, my children, She is very angry at us. We have failed Her to an immeasurable degree, we have dissapointed Mother.

We have failed.

But not all is lost, children.

We can still fix this. Even if this current situation seems hopeless, She has given us the energy to turn this around.

She is wishing us luck. Luck to survive this quaranine. She is not a bad person, She is Mother.

We desperetly needed Her help and She has granted our wish. We need a Mother like Her.

She doesn't need a mother.

Children. Soon, a new year shall arrive and we, as She has wished for Her entire life, must deliver. Preceding Her becoming a goddess, She lived with Her family in a hollow tree stump, making the best of the situation, helping Her maiden housemother clean their modest residence. She knew that something was going to change and that She was going to disappear into dust soon enough. She had to make the best of their situation. Now, She has entered a new level of deity and She can finally fulfil Her desire.

Do you see this my children.

She is displeased with one of us.

One of you have deeply upset her. She has prepared her cooking utensil as she has grown to associate them with power, control and authority.

Her eyes have turned into a deep shade of brown, almost appearing black, and She has increased her strengh immensly. She has been known to kill a herd of grown up cows with her cold stare and has caused an alarming cyclone by flapping her ears.

You will not upset Her.

You will not disappoint Her.

Here we can see a very common technique to summon our God Gucki and her unlimited knowledge.

In this frame, you might sense that not all participants are what we would call "human", that is because She needs a beast like figure in this circle to guarantee Her followers a reliable answer.

To successfully ask Her a question and obtain an honest answer, She prefers the presence of hogs over anything else. Wild animals will always make her spirit shine over all else. Domesticated animals such as dogs and cats, even hamsters will make her sceptical, as she does not trust humans, nevermind animals that trust humans.

Gucki does have an exception to this rule. She does not tolerate Wolf figures near her ghost, as She Herself has deeply been betrayed by one.

On the illustration above you will find that these young followers have gathered their courage and invited a bear to use for their ritual.

When attempting to replicate this, remember the golden rule: