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John: i beat all the others at hide and seek today!

Dad Egbert: THAT’S GOOD, BUT YOUR SISTER JUNE IS STILL THE REIGNING CHAMP!

John: who,?

#source: WhaJoTalkinAbout on twitter #This whole tweet just screamed Egbert at me #<<-- valid ! very valid #this would be really funny if dad egbert just Knew that june would trans her gender in the future #and hes like ''hm........june is hiding. in the CLOSET''#and then-john is like ''what ?? the fuck who's june''#idk if thats how this was meant to be read but guess who read it like that #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #grzzlwmpf #mod dave #john egbert #june egbert #dad egbert

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#asks #grzzlwmpf

John: when i was a young boy, my father has what he called the bean jar. it was a jar full of brown and black beans. whenever i misbehaved, he would remove one and tell me that once the jar was empty, the world would end

Dave: when i was

Dave: a young boy

Dave: my father

Dave: had what he called the bean jar

Dave: it was a jar of beans

Dave: he said son when

Dave: its empty

Dave: youll see that

Dave: the world will end in fire

Dave: thats what the bean jar means

Dave: he said will you

Dave: induce me

Dave: to hasten

Dave: the pace of armageddon

Dave: and catalyze our doom

Dave: because one day

Dave: youll drive me

Dave: so crazy

Dave: ill reach into the bean jar

Dave: purloin the last legume

#John #source: a post by tumblr user iridescentoracle #This just in: Dadbert caused the destruction of earth by taking out the final bean on the April 13 2009 #I saw this and immediately though for the first one #And I just had to submit it #submission #grzzlwmpf #mod roxy #dave strider #john egbert #dad egbert #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes

Rose: "Why do millenials hate the rich?"

Rose: "Why do millenials pirate everything?"

Rose: "Why do millenials drift towards socialism?"

Rose: "Why are millenials furries?"

Rose: One answer: Disney's Robin Hood

#I'll be entirely honest #I have never seen that movie #Only little snippets in trailers and such #submission #grzzlwmpf #mod roxy #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #rose lalonde

Rose: For whatever reason, you suddenly gain god-like powers of control over the universe. What’s the first thing you do?

Sollux: ii 2traiight up get riid of carbon

Rose: Carbon, the chemical element upon which all lifeforms are based?

Sollux: that'2 the biitch

#I will tear this game apart #[bangs fists on table] *They should have interacted more*#as much as I love the Roxy/Sollux dynamic him and Rose could've done so much shit #Sollux hackerman extraordinaire and Rose Lalonde?#Nothing could survive their combined onslaught #<—-i agree #mod dave has taught us a lot about the greatness of Sollux/Dave interactions #but we cant stop it there #WE NEED SOLLUX INTERACTING WITH EVERYONE #WE NEED MORE SOLLUX #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #grzzlwmpf #mod saffron #rose lalonde #sollux captor

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Karkat: I BOUGHT QUICK OATS AND TWO DAYS LATER MY ROOMMATE SHOWED UP WITH INSTANT OATS.

Karkat: I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED; I MUST FIND AN EVEN SOONER OAT.

#His roommate is Sollux and he knows *exactly* what he's doing #[Sollux voice] Dave Karkat brought home a bag of quick lime and now I'm both fearing for my safety and have to find instant lime or smth #[Sollux voice] oh nevermind he just got a roll of carpet and a shovel. Instant lime plan canceled I'm gonna run now BRB #submission #grzzlwmpf #<=== IMAGINE BEIGN MURDERED OVER INSTANNT OAST LOL #also props 4 the correct usagage of a semicolon #mod roxy #karkat vantas #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes

Rose: Prophecy class is canceled due to foreseen circumstances

#ROSE #rose lalonde #saw this as a post and it just slapped me and yelled #So there ya go #submission #grzzlwmpf #mod roxy #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes

Roxy: after i drimk coffee i show my empty mug to tha it guy and tell him ive sucesfuly installed java

Roxy: he hates me lol

#Sollux is the IT guy no ifs or buts #Pitch SolRoxy is just :chef_hand:#submission #grzzlwmpf #mod roxy #roxy lalonde #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes

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