#grumpyship

The names are:

GoldenCacao/DarkCheese

Affocacao

HollyCacao/DarkBerry

ElderCacao

WatcherCacao

GrumpyShip

MysticCacao

PolyAncients

So this is how DarkCustard A.K.A GrumpyShip works:

•Mostly political until tension makes them make out messily

•Custard Cookie is very envious of Dark Cacao's physical state and handsomeness despite being +300 years old probably.

•Custard Cookie is actively trying to steal the Soul Jam, or at least have a shard for himself.

•Dark Cacao is fortunately oblivious to this last bit, if not, strawberry jam would have spilled a long time ago

•He finds this old politic man quite troublesome and irritable, but he has to bear with him for the sake of diplomacy

•He sometimes admires that clever head full of evil plans that benefits only Custard himself.

•All of this started because Custard proposed Clotted Cream for an arranged wedding with someone of high stand in the Dark Cacao Kingdom. Went there by himself after being rejected in a very direct way (by Dark Cacao nonetheless)

•They are both tsunderes at their finest. Which causes comical situations, tension, and drama easily avoided if they COMMUNICATED LIKE NORMAL COOKIES

•They make out on desks. It's a weird thing they have going on. I wanna write a fic about it so badlyyyyy