#groosenator

Link/Wind was shot out of a catapult in that Wind Waker cutscene, not a cannon!

I feel like a lot of folks (myself included) miss-remember this fact. So I had to re-write some dialogue. But that's ok because now I have this!

Sky blinked in amazement. That almost sounded like… No. It couldn’t be. “You’re not talking about—I can’t believe I’m saying this—the Groosenator, are you?” Wind pulled an odd, pinched expression, somewhere between deep thought and utter confusion. “What? Wait lemme think… why is that… Oh! Yeah, actually I think my Grandma had an old school book that said something about a lot of early inventions all having this one guy’s name tacked onto them? Hey, and that goosen-something you mentioned…” “Groosenator.” “Bless you. But Yeah! I think that was the name of the earliest catapult or something?” Wind gasped as a thought hit him. “WAIT! Do you know the guy who made it?!?”

“Somewhere Over the Rainbow”

here it is

Every morning, Groose made a thorough perusal of his appearance to assure that he had styled his pompadour to perfection.

Groose sat in front of the mirror and ruminated on his reflection, admiring the slickness of his pompadour.

The poignant smell of Groose’s costly perfumes and hair products permeated his room with an acrid air.

Groose inveigled many a neighbor into joining his fan club with talk even smoother than his pompadour.

When Groose asked of his minions their opinion on his appearance, they eagerly vouchsafed him of his superior good looks.

Groose did not hesitate to flatten any fellow villager who brusquely told him that his pompadour looked bad.

Groose interpreted the compliment on his hair from the much-esteemed princess as a harbinger of his future destiny to obtain the slickest pompadour in the world.