Hal Esposito.,., x reader.. please???🥹🥹🥹🥹
ur so real anon
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HAL ESPOSITO HEADCANONS ✮⋆˙
definitely a strong fat type of guy, strong as fuck despite his weight (might be a bit biased i love strong fats okay)
piggy back rides, he’s gonna beg you to let him pick you up and carry you around.
in denial about whether he has an eating disorder or not.
world war one geek, he’s gonna pull out the “🤓☝️” just for you, because he’s worried that one of the guys will bully him.
one of the more aggressive greasers, if you get scared because of his anger hes gonna cry. and cuddle you.
“kisses? please?….p..lease?”
says the most out of pocket shit when he’s trying to flirt with you.
“yeah i love..bangkok?”
excellent hair braided, learned from the best (aka vance) and loves to do your hair.
punches people who calls women bitches. he wont admit he used to be like that when he was..what, 12 years old?
giant. not just of his weight, but since he’s also pretty tall, hes a fucking beast. but when people find out he can’t run for shit, he doesn’t look very intimidating any more.
stole a cadillac and took you for a joyride and then you guys made out in some random lovers lane.
















